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The Euro, is it a good idea for Poland? [66]
As a life long contractor the sign of being good is that they never want to get rid of you.
You knew when they changed "Personnel" to "Human Resources" that something really sick and weird was happening to the West.
Employees used to be people who worked with you to get things done. They're now a tool to get something done with until they break. I have predicted this system will equal astonishing fail and the world right now is proving me right on all counts.
This. World. Isn't. Working.I know my world seems incredibly strange and alien to everything that you think is normal ... and yet my world works/was working/still works for the past 500 years whereas your multicultural postmodernist utopia is listing badly and the deck chairs are sliding towards the bow. Not a good sign.
My last contract guy called me last month and told me, "We are near the end of the lifecycle for the first delivery so I have ended the network guy's contract as of Friday to save some money. My investor is trimming back his initial guarantee by about 80% in finances, he said the market is killing his money to throw around on projects like this. So Kondzior, can you administrate the network setup from now on until we reach our next milestone?"
My eyes began to silently boil in their own fluids behind my eyelids. Steam was wafting slowly from my nostrils. "I'm sorry, I think I just heard you say you fired the network admin to save some money. Can you repeat that again?"
"Yeah, I fired him. I figured you could do his job, you computer guys all know everything about all that stuff, don't you? Besides, I need the money to buy some more hardware for you to deploy."
I began to bite down on my own tongue so hard I drew blood. "Do you see anything on my resume about my expertise with Linux based servers running DSL on remote thin clients?"
There was a brief pause. "But I heard you talking the other day about thin clients. Don't you know about thin clients?"
My teeth began to extrude themselves from their own sockets and fall to the floor. "Guy, I know
of them. What I know about Linux thin client management you could write on the back of a postage stamp. Are you insane? Do you have any idea of how knowledgeable that guy was? What made you think having a network admin for that position was optional? I'm programming .NET 2.0 for a Mono deployment. I know nothing at all about Linux beyond basic user file management. It's a huge subject. You could spend ten years studying and not know as much about what you are doing as the guy you just fired. Honest to god, are you really that stupid to have done such a thing without consulting me first?"
"Okay, well, Kondzior, I can see you are being resistant to learning new things, I mean I don't think that's so much to expect you to also administrate Linux servers with thin client proxy systems in addition to coding. You are not being a team player."
"You just fired the team. All you have left is me. There is no longer any team and there never really was a team, just me and the network admin. So now you have tons of Linux server hardware and no humans to put anything on them."
"I think you have to be open to new learning experiences."
"Holy cow, you're incredibly slow. It's like watching those chimps you see at the circus ride little trikes around in a circle smoking a cigar. It's so humanlike it makes you want to cry. Goodbye. Never call this number again for any reason."
So I lost my last contract work. I am already sleeping better hours for my new job.