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PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
Chapter 1 Guinness 1
1: In the beginning there was Admin and a computer.
2: And the website was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the net. And the Spirit of Poland moved upon the face of the keyboard.
(admin's own country).
3: And Admin said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4: And Admin saw the light, that it was good: and Admin divided the light from the darkness.
5: And Admin called the light background, and the darkness he called font.
6: And for six long hours Admin created this his website
7: And on the seventh hour Admin ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh hour from all his work which he had made.
8: And Admin blessed the seventh hour, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which Admin created and made.
9: And Admin had Angels to steer his flock on the right path giving them special powers to edit posts, communicate in fire red, to exalt threads to stickies or to cast the wicked in to the abyss of suspension.
10: In this world he had created Admin was all knowing and all powerful. He had the power to resurrect threads, he can read your private messages but rumours of his mother being a virgin are greatly exaggerated.
11: He gaveth his flock free will and they did complain that people were being rude. And admin said onto his flock "You must believe in free will; there is no choice". But he considered this and in his infinite wisdom brought in to this rules. So It Shall Be typed, So It Shall Be Done.
The first draft of his commandments, known as the Javascripture, were as follows:
1. Thou shalt have no other sites spammed before me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image (Avatars).
3. Thou shalt not take the name of thy neighbours in vain.
4. Remember the topic, to keep it on topic.
5. Thou shalt not hijack threads.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery without describing what happened in detail.
8. Thou shalt not quote more than 100 words and pass it off as your own idea.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbour's ox, donkey, chicken or apple tree.(Back then there was a lot of coveting;).
He started off with sacrifices (sacrificial Seanus was spared along with the virgin Southern) and floods to cleanse his flock but after careful consideration the almighty wise one decided ''Random Chat thread (deleted monthly)'' was better and less bloody.
And every month from that day forth Admin would not only deliver us from our sins but would delete them completely.
And Admin saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening became the morning on the sixth hour.
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Admin and Ewa did have an Apple Mac but it is only Microsoft propaganda that it is evil.
In Admin we trust.
