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PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
Lemmy quote
That was a great time, the summer of '71 - I can't remember it, but I'll never forget it!”
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Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few things in this world that you get free of charge. If you had all the money in the world, you couldn't buy an extra hour. What will you do with this priceless treasure? Remember, you must use it, as it is given only once. Once wasted you cannot get it back." – someone with more intellect than me.
Tempus fugit, tempers rising. Doesn’t time fly when you’re having fun? It seems like only yesterday when I sat down to write the last Omnipotent Edition when it reality it was last week. One of the reasons I’m having fun just has to be the antics of the members on here of late. We’ve had weird, wacky, feisty, bitchy, informed, uninformed, ludicrous, dumb, dumber, petty, pretty in quick succession. Time to draw breath has been in short supply. The action just keeps on coming. It’s been like an all action movie – dazzling special effects, epic stunts, bodies everywhere but at the end of it all a dawning realisation that there was no plot. Where to start this edition? Whether it is nobler in the eyes of men to pick on a few hapless souls or retain my journalistic integrity that is the question? (
Mixed Shakespeare methinks –Ed)
Should I go or should I stay now?I may be wrong but I thought zetigrek was leaving us. Having burned brightly in a short time with us, she declared her intent to leave us as the increasingly addictive nature of PF was in danger of detracting from her new job. Many warned her that escape was impossible. She laughed at us and declared that this was the end. Poor misguided fool. She knew not that PF member number 6 was indeed Patrick McGoohan.. She probably also thinks the big white balls floating around here are Christmas decorations not Rovers. There is no escape, just changes of user name. We are all just numbers with no discernible identity because…….
A Picture tells a thousand stories….. they took away our avatars many dark days ago. However, a revolt has been initiated by the gallant figure of dtaylor5632 (see, more numbers). This modern day William Wallis has dared to storm the fortress walls of the mighty Admin. Armed only with a rolled up copy of the Scotsman and his trusty Swiss Army Knife he, and the other who emerged timidly from the safety of the local Starbucks, have shaken the shadowy leader to the extent that there may be a chance we will get them back, albeit smaller and at the cost of paying for the upkeep of the site. Small avatars will present problems to the partially sighted among us but ,on the positive side, all those images of male appendages will not be realistically sized.
Age discriminationWe all know that under EU law this is a no no. However, since the site is hosted in someone’s basement in Santa Monica we are free to taunt the toddler and punish the pensioner as much as we like. And we like it a lot. Just ask Allison. She comes here with a fresh set of eyes on Poland, the Forum and indeed life in general. And what do you lot do? You mock her and tell her she is too young to understand. You close your old tired eyes to the wisdom that she imparts. I mean, look at some of the threads she has started in a matter of weeks:
Are Poles typically nasty people?
Thread for pc westerners to discuss issues related to Poland (are you a pc)?
Why in some relationships one person wants kids while the other does not?
ORDER IN THE COURT!!!!
I have an extreme fear of displeasing authority does anyone else know how I feel?
What do you think of this?
Why are the Italians and Polski so much alike?
blonde extinction thread
Tomorrow is my birthday!
Nice looking single guys?
The most good looking single men on pf?
Mirror mirror on the wall who has the biggest head of all?
How can you all fail to engage on meaningful debate on these subjects? We must all be nice to her from now on.
AJ WatchI have been remiss of late in mentioning the huge contribution made on here by AJ, Arien and probably under countless other user names. It is often the case that we fail to sing about the real heroes, the likes of AJ. He is always there to lend a sympathetic ear, to smooth over troubled waters
JustysiaS:
you're a bimbo!
Allison:
You're nothing but a crotchety old piece of sh*t.
f stop:
You are pathetic. And laughable.
“I think you girls have more in common than you would like to admit.”He was the only Dutch voice of reason throughout the World Cup. All round good egg, despite being a Cloggie.
And now the end is nearActually it IS here. Bye bye people. Anyone reading this is free to enter my new spread betting competition. I predict a spread of between 3 and 4 suspensions during the next seven days. Go low if you think it will be less, go high for more. If you win you get an old, battered Titleist pro V1 golfball and a free date with Southern.
