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Last Post: 9 Jan 2013
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From: Poland, Szczecin- the best city ever
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aphrodisiac   
16 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

inmates

ha, ha.......well observed Sean. Great work and keep it up!!!!

Happy writing

PS. I can see that there will be a competition in writing the Christmas Omnibus Issue. In a meantime I am going to sharpen my pencils........
aphrodisiac   
11 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Don't you go all grumpy on me, now :)

no more mention of you in the Ominbus Christmas Issue then;)

(has to endure aphro's full wrath now?)

yah, you would probably love that being a closet masochist;). Patience, patience- all will come to those who wait.
aphrodisiac   
11 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

First Charlotte

who is Charlotte? Oh, Szarlotka, he, he.

You really must control this urge to rename people you know. This obsession with calling people random girls names will start to be noticed soon. It's not healthy.

obsessions, obsessions, obsessions........

And you just love to give me that attention, do you? :)

Of course I do, you are a hoot:0.

Charlotte: aphro's old nick is miranda.

you have never been a Scout, have you?
aphrodisiac   
11 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Are you getting all sarcastic on me now, Miranda?

well, I was in a hurry and your thread stood up, but I think you enjoy the attention anyways:)
aphrodisiac   
9 Nov 2009
Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

A nice doggystyle session seems to do the trick ;) ;)

for the dog or for the master?
aphrodisiac   
9 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Mvefa
decided to take his analytical skills to another level and has a serious intention of discussing American nipples. What for? Why? There is no reason to waste his time since America is like Russia. One will never understand it, unless he drinks vodka. Americans don’t want the universal health system, Russian system is practically non-existent. Russian beauties don’t show their nipples either (gee, I forgot to ask ConstantineK if that was true).

Some things never change
Another Polish husband is drinking. When will they ever learn that only Polish partners see drinking as a way of maintaining endangered Polish culture? The cultural subsidies in Poland have dried up a long time ago and people have to resort to home made solution until better times come along.

Polish girls lying
Of course. Why not? How can one get away from Southern otherwise. If it was me I would buy him one way ticket to the Moon but some Polish chicks don’t possess that kind of cash yet. There is hope that beaming up will finally work and MacCoy will leave his smoky basement lab with his arms wrapped around a pretty blond and the glory, which will shine through even the most polluted areas of Krakow.

BTW. It seems to me that things are not sinking in (natural brain resistance) in Mr S case, even though the thread has reached over 170 posts. I hope he is not tricking us into providing him with a well written in English ready to copy and paste material for his latest thesis.

How to please a Polish woman
MareGaea has pleasantly surprised us with yet another original thread on such a “deep” topic. We cannot thank him enough, although I would extend this to pleasing all women. Men will never have to vacuum, take the garbage out, not too mention all the money they can spend on new golf clubs, plasma TVs, cases of beer, pizza……..you name it. The only down side would be that Southern will stop posting. Nah………

Poland’s place is changing the world order
Really. As far as I know Poland has the same borders since the WW2. I think I must get out more.

Do expats in Poland speak Polish?
Well, if that was the case why would so many English teachers end up teaching Poles how to speak English. The undercover Western operation lavishly sponsored by EU money has reached the point of no return and the teachers will be soon replaced. China just won a contract for lunching a huge production of “English speaking chip for Poles”. I heard that the line up are already being formed.

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So as we can all see, things are still in order on PF and besides some boring topics we can always come here and learn about life’s secrets. That is of course if we have not mastered them yet on our own. If worst come to worst, Southern will lighten up the spirit of anybody who had been fighting off either incurable depression or a simple case of indigestion. I am not sure about the swine flu.
aphrodisiac   
9 Oct 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

The Prize for Literature this year has been by our very own Souhern for his seminal work "Slavic Girls and me - The definitive picture" volumes 1-435.

this would encourage more prolific writing (if that's possible) from Mr Southern LOL. Time to find another forum me thinks.
aphrodisiac   
9 Oct 2009
Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

How about you, aphrodisiac, how do you please your Polish woman?

I leave Polish women to be pleased by foreigners, since there is obviously a line up judging by PF posts;)P
aphrodisiac   
8 Oct 2009
Language / The Polish accusative case [32]

okay szwed, be honest now, what website did you plagarize that grammar lesson from???

:)

or maybe he is a smart cookie:)
aphrodisiac   
6 Oct 2009
Polonia / What About The Poles In The Netherlands? [102]

I though you had a little extortion part time business on the side to be honest:). % of Pole's wage goes to the M-G "charity" fund or something like that;)

Feline power my ass;)

(who said the Duch people are business savy)
aphrodisiac   
6 Oct 2009
UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish migrant in the UK. Ch. 5 - Racism [259]

Slavic race?

not really. I think that an old division is very much in place all around the world, despite new 'ideology" about race, which states that there is only one: human race;).

I think that people go for the visible marker ( I know I do), such as skin colour and the face features

But everyday acts of evil will are definitely getting on my nerve.

well, act f evil you are talking about are most likely cultural differences. There are acts of evil in every country, we just have a tendency to take our domestic "acts if evil" for granted and are more tolerant to our own shortcomings.

When it comes to other nationalities, well, it is a different story.
aphrodisiac   
2 Oct 2009
Food / Types of CHEESE in Poland [150]

Do you currently live in Poland, aphrodisiac?

no, but I will shortly:).

I just wonder if there are cheeses in Poland that we don't get here in Gliwice.

I believe that some are made locally, so you are on the right track.

I love Austrian smoked cheese but am not aware of Polish names.

as I said: Rolada Beskidzka (wrong name), it is: Rolada Ustrzycka- I think it is available anywhere in Poland since I can get it abroad as well. I think it is a very nice smoked mild cheese.

How about yellow cheeses here, any preferences?

not really since I like aged or moldy cheese in general.
aphrodisiac   
2 Oct 2009
Food / Types of CHEESE in Poland [150]

what are the top 3 Polish cheeses in your opinion?

smoked cheese is nice: rolada beskidzka ann there is at least another one, which name I don't remember. I still think a good Oscypek is to die for.

Maybe some soft goat cheese too. I love goat cheese.
aphrodisiac   
26 Sep 2009
History / WAS KATYŃ GENOCIDE? Polish officers were killed [237]

but Jews made the holocaust theirs so everyone can feel sorry for them and look now Jews are running the biggest geto in the world " Palestinian territory " they did or did not learn from history, but we can say this has happen

those are TWO separate issues, don't mix them up.
aphrodisiac   
24 Sep 2009
Love / Polish girls attitudes towards sex. [568]

Some of the guys on PF would probably be serving life sentences for their conduct, lol.

well said, on the other hand how do you know that they are not typing from jails? Do people in jails have an access to the internet? LOL

Old good papa Marquis De Sade comes to mind- all he had when in jail was his fantasies and memories. LOL
aphrodisiac   
28 Aug 2009
Love / I`m Polish bloke lookin`for an English girl. Is it gonna work out? [51]

Just wondering if any English lass could advise me how I could attract an English beauty to myself?

first you need to find that beauty, then start talking to her, then....................maybe you could state some more details bout yourself?
aphrodisiac   
25 Aug 2009
Love / Is Indian/Polish relationship possible? [370]

is to hug trees and do yoga.

but all you hug is trees, as for yoga, I would rather not imagine you in any position. Well, maybe a downward dog;)P
aphrodisiac   
19 Aug 2009
Food / Cream of Tartar (Warsaw) [7]

There's something called "sos tatarski" (dressing for salads etc.), but I'm not sure if that's what you need (the product names seem to match, but it may be something completely different).

I am sorry, you are wrong. It is called kamień winny (byproduct of wine making) in Polish. Difficult to get in Poland and if I were you I would have it shipped from abroad.

What are you baking?
aphrodisiac   
17 Aug 2009
Life / Why are Poles in other countries called "Plastic Poles"? [168]

Poland contains the greater part of my family history. Would it be odd for me to have some interest in it?

the truth is that your ethnic identity is something that is really up to you. There is no template on who is Polish or not. It still amazes me that some people would want to try to set some standards as to what it means to be Polish, Irish and so on. It sounds like a dictatorship to me and I always find it puzzling.

Ethnic identity is your private issue.
aphrodisiac   
17 Aug 2009
Language / FULL WYPAS, WYPASIONY, ZAJEBISTY? [20]

But this is only for livestock...

not anymore, it has been borrowed to describe other things.

zajefajny

oh, this one I have not heard. Thanks Szwed.
aphrodisiac   
16 Aug 2009
Language / FULL WYPAS, WYPASIONY, ZAJEBISTY? [20]

full wypas

fully loaded car ( with all the extra features) was used originally used to describe a car

I am not sure if it it used to describe other things.

Wypas/wypasiony=well fed, therefore the car fully loaded is described as :full wypas
aphrodisiac   
13 Aug 2009
Love / Polish Girls negative or positive personality trait? [267]

I hope you are not another competitive boy-biotch trying to strut your peacock tail and show off for the young girls on the forum.

no, buy you just gave me an idea, thanks:)