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smurf   
24 Jun 2016
UK, Ireland / How might Britain`s withdrawal from EU affect Poles there and here? [474]

it would be more accurate for me to say that Polish politicians don't like the EU

hahah, true...well, excpet the ones working in Brussels on nice money......looking at you Tusk ;)

However I do feel that there's a fundamenal lack of respect for others that permeates Polish society at every level

You know, I used to feel exactly the same and I kinda changed it by changin my attitude. I used to try to communicate in Polish totally, now when I enter a place I'll say in Poland 'very sorry, my Polish is very bad, I just moved here a few months ago. I'm from Ireland. Can you help me with XYZ'

Since I've started doing that I've not once had a bad experience.
Atch, you need to play the green card more often, once they know you're not English or German you're in ;)

But saying that, it's only with older poeple, younger people I think are really lovely here.....except the football hooligans, but even then, if you can get one on one with a hooligan you can talk about football and it's fine y'know

People don't say things to me directly, but Mr Atch works with a lot of people in that age group and a lot of them are still very conservative, with attitudes that wouldn't be out of place in 1950s Ireland

Yea, that's true indeed. Racism and homophobia is still rife, I can only hope it improves. Like, remember growing up in 1980s Ireland, I could never have imagined that gay marriage would be legal now y'know.

Maybe I'm stupid, but I'm actually optimistic about Poland's young people. It's the old people and the politicians that need to be shipped off.
smurf   
24 Jun 2016
News / How will BREXIT affect the immigrants in UK and Poland. [1114]

I haven't bothered to follow the American reaction which in this case is inconsequential

That's pretty strange that you haven't Polonius, seeing as you are an American

So, I see we're not completely ignoring this poster until he goes back to his actual username?
smurf   
24 Jun 2016
UK, Ireland / How might Britain`s withdrawal from EU affect Poles there and here? [474]

Poland doesn't really like being part of the EU

No, I would disagree strongly with you here.
OK, I can't really disagree with an opinion, but you get me.

Poland has gained so much under the EU and in recent polls the satisfaction rate is still very healthy.

I see Poland as torn between wanting to be part of that world and resisting it at the same time.

I understand that point of view, but I don't see it with people who are around 35 and under. The auld fogies always look at the past with rose-tinted specs, but even they know that Poland's success has been in large part thanks to the EU, not really thanks to the various dopey governments that have been in power since 1989
smurf   
22 Jun 2016
Life / Poland after one year of living here [105]

The husband took my hand and kissed it and then burst into tears

That's a lovely story.

I feel for ya Luke, I can't imagine how lonely it could be in a sh!thole like Chrzanow, any time you're in Katowice gimme a shout, there's a wee gang of us from Ireland & the UK and we usually meet up most weekends for a couple of gargles.

There's a bus that goes to Kato from Chrzanow, but going back the last one is 21:10 or 21:40 depending on the day, which is pretty pointless coz really you'd only be going to the pub at that time polbus.com.pl

You gotta move buddy, either get closer to Krakow or Kato, living in the sticks will drive ya mad
smurf   
15 Jun 2016
News / Poland PiS' unpopular welfare policies lead to spike in TV purchases and alcohol problems [31]

A sudden 11% increase in purchases....

I'd blame Euro2016 for that though, who wants to watch HD football on a small screen?

typically disastrous PiS policy is, as usual, achieving the opposite of what was intended.

Their ineptitude has no limits, why can't the opposite team together and get a snap election called?
I don't understand why the opposition cannot come together to take these idiots down....but then you think about who is in the opposition and ya think....ah yea.

I've abandoned all hope regarding Polish politics
smurf   
10 Jun 2016
News / Poland leads in child well-being -- UNICEF [75]

The Board of Education (wooden paddle) can work wonders

Isn't that just wonderful folks, Polly believes that child abuse is the best way to discipline children.

How very unsurprising
smurf   
10 Jun 2016
News / Poland leads in child well-being -- UNICEF [75]

thanks for sharing

Yuo're welcome

The OP didn't bother, it's a bad habit he has os saying sh!t and not backing it up, and y'know since it's a widely available report I decided to share it.

Such a shame though that it's 9 years out of date :D

Family problems should be resolved within the family

Ah you're one of those rape doesn't exist in a marriage eh? Creepy

How do you propose that a family deals with a teenager who is showing symptoms of schizophrenia or a ten year old who's started sniffing glue?

Polly would send them to mass, there's nothing like a good auld mass Atch :D

Only Targowica, PO, Petru and KOD enjoy airing dirty undies in public, broadcasting it to all and sundry and encouraging foreign intervention.

Off topic nonsense
smurf   
10 Jun 2016
News / Poland leads in child well-being -- UNICEF [75]

According to a 2007 UNICEF

It's 2016 buddy

I can prove it, look:
bfy.tw/2ZS1

But yea, don't bothering linking to the report you're talking about (available here google.pl/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjT6Im_r53NAhUMTSYKHWSQCakQFggiMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.unicef.org%2Fmedia%2Ffiles%2FChildPovertyReport.pdf&usg=AFQjCNH95zF6kImvyO9S5rlNiwLDYNqWOw&sig2=xWNFIZM6yBTyxp5BJ ll_RA), we'll just totally believe everything you say, coz, y'know you're a stand-up, trustworthy guy
smurf   
8 Jun 2016
News / Demonstrations in Poland in defence of democracy. [2554]

And you know the TK was created by the sterling, exemplary democrat Jaruzelski

Hitler built the autobahn, even psychotic idiots have the odd good idea Polo. You of all here should know about.
smurf   
8 Jun 2016
News / Letter from the UN to Poland to Promote Abortions and End Traditional Family [37]

A grass-roots discussion forum is not the same as journalism

Bullsh!t

You write something here you back it up with evidence

OK, let's have a look at IBRIS and the RP article

No figures given on who was asked, no idea of how the survey was conducted and no idea of the demographics of who they asked as part of the survey.

In other words, this survey cannot be trusted.
I thought you were supposed to be a journalist?
You'd think you'd know stuff like this.
smurf   
7 Jun 2016
News / Demonstrations in Poland in defence of democracy. [2554]

PRL also supported the rule of law...so did Stalin!

Naw, you're grasping at straws now buddy, they made and controlled the law, the function of a constitution court is to make sure laws are constitutional, PRL and Stalin just made their own laws willy-nilly with no checks.............exactly what PiS want to do

Yes, luckily Poland remained largely unscathed by all the hippy crap, as a result it is far less debauched than the West.

more horsesh!te
smurf   
7 Jun 2016
News / Demonstrations in Poland in defence of democracy. [2554]

as the youngest Poles are the biggest backers of patriotism, family values and wholesomeness

no, you're wrong there Ted, your way is the wrong way, the grreat thing is you'll be dead when Poland finally becomes the forward-thinking free country that it's destined to be

More and more teens are taking an interest in Catholic and patriotic organisations, riflemen's clubs, self-defence units and historical re-enactors' groups

I love the way you can just say sh!t and expect people to believe you without even offering a shred of evidence.
I no more believe you than I do the sh!t that comes out of Donald Trump's fake-tan mouth

I support the rule of law.

You support the rule of party leader.

Here here, he's basically a card-carrying cult member. Waco Texas is where he should've been

late-middle and pre-retirement age like yourself

Bah-hahahahaha, wow, I'm nowhere even close to that.

Anyway what do you mean by self-defence units? Do you mean vigilante militia or what?

Haven't you seen these guys?
Basically rednecks with crappy tattoos playing airsoft on the weekend to escape their crappy lives living in backwaters in bieszczady and the like
smurf   
7 Jun 2016
News / Demonstrations in Poland in defence of democracy. [2554]

How do you knwo that?

I met him once, he's a tossbag

Teenagers to you are all stupid pimple people incapable of thinking who do nothing but text and play computer games?

Nope, not at all, teenagers are the future, you sir are the past.
smurf   
7 Jun 2016
News / Poland may take the EU to court if they step up pressure -- Kaczyński [89]

to offend

I'm trying to help you me auld flower

Your immature

you're

doesn't applaud to the general mood

That's not English either mate, I don't know what you're trying to say. Maybe you can go to a forum where they speak your langauge and get it translated. Surely there's a forum for American English speakers and they can translate it to proper English?

Really?

Yes mate, really. To be honest, you're a bit of a waster
The last thread you started was in 2015 ffs, all you do is hound people, you're exactly what people think of when they think troll, or keyboard warrior. I think you need to take a look at your life and have a rethink coz I can't imagine it's going very well.

Poland is defending her interests and is looking for allies where she can

Finally Iron-y you post something on topic, so lets have a look......

Indeed, Poland is so out of the loop and so desperate for allies that it has to go with a) Britain, who want to leave the EU and b) Hungary, a dingbat proto-fascist. Well, I suppose, like attracts like and I'm sure old Jarek would love another lapdog in Hungary, but Orben ain't as dumb as he thinks.

The EU Commission has overstepped their authority a big time and need to be cut to size

Naw, that's not really the case though. And you'd have to be clinically insane to think the current Polish government could do anything about it, even if it was the case, and sure y'know, it's not anyway, so we can easily deduce that you're bullshi!!ing

Poland is better of out of it

Look, just coz your family left when the going got tough doesn't mean the rest of us would contemplate such a thing.
smurf   
7 Jun 2016
News / Letter from the UN to Poland to Promote Abortions and End Traditional Family [37]

58% of those surveye

58% of 1001 Radio Marjya grannies :D :D :D

poll results are not a reliable indicator of anything.

Oh Harry do tell, the suspense it literally (well, literally not literally) killing me

let's hope that this poll marks the start of another 18% team attempt to ban abortion

I loved the bit a few weeks ago when women stood up and walked out of churches, I hope most of them never returned
smurf   
7 Jun 2016
News / Letter from the UN to Poland to Promote Abortions and End Traditional Family [37]

IBRIS

LOL

I wouldn't trust those inbreds as far as I could throw them.
I bet they did a telephone poll of 1001 radio maryja listeners and then they call it a national survey

But sure yea, Pollo, don't bother linking to the original story, that's some good journalism practice from you.
smurf   
7 Jun 2016
News / Poland may take the EU to court if they step up pressure -- Kaczyński [89]

I guess things changed.

Are you actually ever going to post anything that's ever on topic?

What am I thinking, of course not. You're just obsessed with other posters, constantly attacking anyone who dares call you out. How utterly, utterly pathetic.

You contribute nothing to this forum and were I a Mod your IP would be banned outright

.when in fact your only reason for bashing PiS is that fact that you are a radical neo-Marxist sheeply and your bleating is based in your ideologically biased outlook

Just coz you can use big words doesn't mean that you're using them properly or that they are true :D :D :D

So I'm telling you that the majority of the public in Poland don't share your opinion and your bias

Says the person who doesn't live there, OK mate, sure

You would say that would you?

ah and by

Ya see, there you go again. You need to write in English on this forum mate.
I know some native English speakers that give lessons over Skype if you're interested? You can pay in dollars so you'll save money ;)

#friendsforever

Let's try and get back on topic will we?
Is that OK with your Iron-y?

I have to laugh that Poland's main ally in the EU is the UK, who will more than likely leave the EU, their other main alley being Hungary, who have proven that while they can talk the talk, they back down when really pushed.

I'm betting that Poland is doing the same, they're push and push the EU until the last moment, get some better conditions but as per usual with all previous Polish governments, they'll p!ssy out in the end
smurf   
7 Jun 2016
News / Demonstrations in Poland in defence of democracy. [2554]

young Krzyś is a warped kid that's been brainwashed by his douchebag parents

Fixed your post bro

You're welcome

Also, Children's Day was like a week ago, old new, boring. Try staying up to date a bit more.
smurf   
7 Jun 2016
News / Poland may take the EU to court if they step up pressure -- Kaczyński [89]

Too often things I said make no sense

OK bro, I fixed your post

Look, your obviously trolling and baiting now since you've not contributed to this thread whatsoever, so either get back on topic of FO

You're dreaming

Never change, I'll always love you because you bring so much humour to the world.
Have a great day brother
smurf   
6 Jun 2016
Law / Questions regarding bringing my (Spanish) car to Poland [19]

As far as I know it would be just registration fee and plates

Yea, my old car was an import, just paid a few 100zl for the registration and plates

YOu'll prob need the technocal check but I think they only cost 100zl

The newer the car and the bigger then engine the more you'll have to pay as far as I remember
smurf   
6 Jun 2016
News / Poland may take the EU to court if they step up pressure -- Kaczyński [89]

Sonny, somewhat lacking is an expression that describe you to the core. You evidently have no clue .....and you won't believe anything to the contrary.

Look, I know English isn't your first language but maybe you need to take a break form here, learn more and then come back, coz at the minute the things you're saying make you look kinda dim. Sorry mate.

Sweden's budget is ballanced for the last ten years or so

Yea, that's why I called it a utopia :D
They still borrow though, balancing a budget means paying back what's owed.

I don't think unbalance budgets are adviseable in the long run

They certainly aren't. One of the many reasons PiS won't last very long I'd say.
smurf   
4 Jun 2016
News / Poland may take the EU to court if they step up pressure -- Kaczyński [89]

and I explained why it does not matter in Poland - at least in the short run

Yea, but your explanation was well,.....how to be diplomatic....somewhat lacking.

Harry is right, PiS have lost an absolute fortune in less than a year.

Sure PO borrowed tons to keep the show on the road (even utopias like Sweden & Switzerland borrow money for things like that). Now, I'm no fan of PO either, but there's a huge difference between borrowing money for running departments and state institutions and y'know, squandering money coz of what's nothing more than ineptitude.
smurf   
4 Jun 2016
News / Poland may take the EU to court if they step up pressure -- Kaczyński [89]

majority of them do have a threshold

Fair enough, looks like Europe isn't a fan of proper democracy. I'm surprised at that tbh, it's pretty fascist to not allow your populace to be represented like that

explain how

Harry did it pretty well in fairness ;)
smurf   
4 Jun 2016
News / Poland may take the EU to court if they step up pressure -- Kaczyński [89]

1) most of democracies in Europe have a threshold just like in Poland sometimes lower sometimes higher

I don't think so, but if you can prove it I'm open to correction.

the threshold was introduced in 1993

OK, so I got the year wrong, doesn't change the fact that the process isn't truly democratic.
Absolutely ridiculous that independent politicians & smaller political parties are not allowed any representation.
I have Korwin-Mikke, I really detest him, but his party have a right to be in parliament.

Pretending to be democractic doesn't mean that you are. You know yourself, if Poland was truly democratic then we wouldn't have this embarrassing constitutional tribunal fiasco (and I'm one of the few that believes both PiS and PO are to blame for it).

I does not matter much in the short term how much the Warsaw stock market lost - stock markets are not vital sources of income

Yea, no, wrong on this I'm afraid, they matter a lot, like, the matter, really, really, really a lot
smurf   
4 Jun 2016
News / Poland may take the EU to court if they step up pressure -- Kaczyński [89]

it was advancing so well that the state debt doubled in 8 years

And PiS have lost what? A billion dollars off the Polish stock market since then? Nice

is the UK a normal democracy

Certainly isn't, if anything the UK is one of the worst democracies in the EU, first past the post isn't true democracy.
Proportion representation is proper democracy, Poland not allowing independent parties and politicians (that BS 5% rule) just proves that the Polish government in 1989 never intended for true democracy to take hold in Poland.
smurf   
3 Jun 2016
News / Roman Polanski accused of unlawful sex with a minor [403]

I don't necessarily think he should be extradited (since the victim has said she does not want that to happen)

That doesn't matter, it's for the state to decide becasue of the type of crime.

If he'd just punched her and she didn't want to bring charges then fair enough, however, Polanski anally raped a kid who had been given a f!ckload of drugs

I don't think he will be extradited, and I don't think he gives two f!cks about Poland either.
The biggest mistake in this trail was made many, many years ago with the original judge.
smurf   
3 Jun 2016
News / Poland may take the EU to court if they step up pressure -- Kaczyński [89]

Then are you calling Poles stupid for voting in government change?

The majority didn't vote for PiS, in a normal democracy a coalition of the current opposition would be in power.

Poland has made it this far without foreign help

Poland wouldn't even exist without the Treaty of Versailles and at that it was only re-established to be a buffer between Germany & Russia, obviously WWII showed that was a failure. But we'll blame the allies for that, wasn't really Poland's fault.

Poland is better today than when I was born

Poland was advancing so well, until last October, but at the next election hopefully Poland will be back on the right track, so long as it doesn't become a fascist-totalitarian state before then, which is very possible.