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smurf   
18 Feb 2011
Work / English tutoring help - do we need the TESOL certificate to work in Poland? [33]

learn how to beat people

hahaha, could come in handy if you cross over in Chorzów :)

hello, I'm a native" seem to be well and truly over

Thank f€ck I got here just in time then

I'm convinced that it's a Polonia thing

Must be, the only place I've heard of it is on this forum
smurf   
17 Feb 2011
Work / English tutoring help - do we need the TESOL certificate to work in Poland? [33]

or Bytom

but you'd get to learn to speak po slasku :P

But what decent school is gonna hire a 22 year old with no experience and no teaching certificate?

yea, Bytom isn't far form me and I'd say you'd be the only native speaker...but yea still...he'd have to live in Bytom and I cant see Polish dancing being much of a draw in Slask.

There's some really good points to be taken on board before you come here OP, if you plan on staying longer than a year or going to teach somewhere else then do your TESOL/CELTA etc if not then it's prob not worth it just for a year and head along to the nearest call centre.
smurf   
17 Feb 2011
Work / English tutoring help - do we need the TESOL certificate to work in Poland? [33]

London

yea coz there's so many jobs in London at the moment...

I don't know any school directors who would hire such a person

c'mon Delph be nice to the person who wants to move to Poland....I'm sure he'll either get work in a call centre or in a Callan school, jesús all ya gotta do to get a job in one of them is be a native speaker and be able to read.

ageist Poles who regard age = respect

I have to disagree with you here man, sorry, but the bosses of these schools are usually in their 50s or 60s, they're usually like 30s or 40s and form my experience then hiring a younger person is better because an older person will be more experienced and demand a higher wage.

heapest train ticket from Poznań to Wrocław costs nearly 26zl -that's 3 hours work

3 hours? a teacher gets about 40-50zl an hour lad....so it's about a half hours work

Dont be so hard on him, if he wants to come here he'll be driven and determined and he'll get work.
smurf   
17 Feb 2011
Work / English tutoring help - do we need the TESOL certificate to work in Poland? [33]

then im sure we can get a job in hospitality or since the

wouldn't bank on it fella. If you can't speak Polish then I really really doubt that'll happen.
Only people under 40 can really speak any english and of that not that many are fluent.

gettin a TEFL or similar will probably cost ya a few bob...so ya gotta ask is it really worth gettin for just a year in Poland?

If you're gonna be staying with family then just do some call centre work man coz I think you'll find it hard to get a school job without a teaching qualification

Also some schools force you to set yourself up as self-employed and they hire you on a contract....kinda outsource thing...it's a pain in the ass to do but you'll prob get some help off your missus relatives with the translation, setting up ZUS, PESEL, NIP etc...all in all it took me about 6 months to do it all...bureaucracy is nuts here.

we are asking the polish community to help fund us a bit

are people in NZ giving you money to move to Poland? Wish they'd done that for me :)

I think you'll be fine anyway lad, you wont be paying rent so the only dosh you'll need is for food and beer and even if you have to do the call centre you should be ok with that, but check out some TEFL, CELTA courses just to see.....oh and some places will only hire you if you've got a CELTA.
smurf   
15 Feb 2011
Work / English tutoring help - do we need the TESOL certificate to work in Poland? [33]

Not probably,he will have a very hard time to survive on this salary

The chap could be goin to live with some of his missus' relations. There was no mention of renting or anything like that. 1600zl a month would be alright if he wasn't payin any rent....but if he's gotta pay rent then yea OP you'd be better off trying to find work in a country where the money is better and the only country in Europe with a decent economy at the minute other than Poland is Germany.

What's ok money

Couldn't tell ya lad, depends on your personal situation, if you still live at home with your parents, as so many Polish people in their 20s & 30s do, then 1600zl per month is all profit aint it? Maybe that's the reason so many people here are tied to their mammy's apron strings.
smurf   
15 Feb 2011
Work / English tutoring help - do we need the TESOL certificate to work in Poland? [33]

probably is, but sure if he's only 22 and gonna be in Poland for a wee while it's not like he'll need a ton of cash just enough to keep him in beer and grub.

Although I know some people here who do it and then earn ok money, beat pulling pints and stacking shelves for a living
smurf   
15 Feb 2011
Work / English tutoring help - do we need the TESOL certificate to work in Poland? [33]

if you're only gonna be here for a while then there's hardly any point studying for a TESOL, TEFL, CELTA etc, just get a job in a call centre, it's a crap job but you're only gonna be here for a wee while and unless you actually wanna teach in other countries too then there really ain't much point handing over a fair bit of cash for a teaching qualification that you'll only use for a small while.
smurf   
9 Feb 2011
Love / What do Polish guys think of Irish girls? [187]

ms universe/ms ireleand 2009

rosanna davison? yuk, dude the only reason she won is because she's Chris de Burgh's daughter and he threatened to sing if they didn't let her win :P

There way finer girls in Ireland than her man.
thread on an Irish forum about Irish sexiest women, bit.ly/fCCVa1
smurf   
7 Feb 2011
Love / Appropriate Wedding Gift for a Polish girlfriend of several months? [37]

yea send money, I've been to a few since I moved here and it's usually what me and my mussis give for presents. Weddings are expensive and the unwritten rule is that you should give the amount that it would cost to have you there, food, vodka, B&B/hotel etc
smurf   
6 Feb 2011
Language / Cheap way to learn polish [9]

get some private lessons where you live man, stick an ad up on something like gumtree looking for a polish teacher close to where you live...I wish I'd learned before I moved here, actually it was a huge mistake that I didn't coz it can be pretty hard to get by without some
smurf   
5 Feb 2011
Law / Question about the drinking laws of Poland. [45]

Gazeta Wybiórcza ran a survey

wow, great source there. not

drinkin age should be lowered like in Austria & Belgium, where you can buy beer & wine at 16 and distilled booze at 18, means that young people have 2 years to build up a tolerance to the harder stuff and guess what...it works.

21 is far too old and draconian
smurf   
5 Feb 2011
Law / Question about the drinking laws of Poland. [45]

I do not drink or take illicit drugs.

and your shít doesn't stink either

get over yourself, take a pint and smoke a joint, you might enjoy it and learn something about yourself
smurf   
4 Feb 2011
UK, Ireland / Why can't the poles speak english, if they want to work in England? [35]

I've noticed that writing in Polish is the hardest thing for me

I'm the opposite, I can read a page of newspaper....I can't really understand it though unless I've got a dictionary.

I don't understand how one can learn a language without learning the spelling

Naw, sure there's loads and loads of people who can't read or have a very low standard. I lived with a Spanish nanny and her spoken english was fluent but she couldn't read billboards. She just learned by speaking the language.

I wouldn't mind having that problem, Polish language breaks my heart but it's an awesome feeling to converse with someone when you consider it's such a difficult language
smurf   
4 Feb 2011
UK, Ireland / Why can't the poles speak english, if they want to work in England? [35]

recovering from a stroke after being mugged

a stroke brought on by a mugging? yea..... *cough cough bullshít cough*

Would it have negated the "mugging" if the men in question had conversed with you for a moment prior to the incident?

Porky pies, pics or GTFO.
smurf   
3 Feb 2011
Life / Doda's spiritual change [9]

she even can stay without sex during a day

It's a sad sad terrible day for Poland, she was the nations skanky slut and now she's just a skank without the awesomeness of slutiness.

*prays to an non-existant god for advice*
smurf   
2 Feb 2011
Law / Question about the drinking laws of Poland. [45]

should be easy enough to get booze, avoid pubs with monkeys on the door and sure if people ask you for ID in shops, I reckon you dont speak Polish so just nod and smile until they give up and let you pay for the booze.....actually what am I saying, nobody bats an eye about underage drinking here, you'll have no bother getting booze

Now I'm not just going to Poland to drink

Why not? There's fúck all else to do :P
smurf   
29 Jan 2011
Travel / What's good to do in Wroclaw Poland? [34]

Nice one guys, cheers for that, looks like itll be in a fortnight maybe 3 weeks, ill. Ill sed ya a PM closer to it convex, thanks
smurf   
28 Jan 2011
Travel / What's good to do in Wroclaw Poland? [34]

heading there soon, what's good to do?
pubs/restaurants/museum/photo-ops/graffiti walls.

Actually forgive my ignorance on the subject but what's Wrocław famous for?...like Krakow has churches and the old Jewish part and lager louts, Kato has awesome coalmines and a funky language & Nikizowice, Warsaw has....err.....err....Katowice's money :) etc etc.
smurf   
27 Jan 2011
Travel / Cost of "living" Zakopane (Tourist) [10]

I don't want to annoy people/Get noise complaints.

They'll probable be plenty used to it lad or else you'll be far enough away form them...houses here are like Ireland, not such thing as a semi-detatched here man :) So you'll prob be able to make a right racket

Smirnoff Black Lable

coming to Poland to buy Russia vodka...be the lord harry lad, are ya cracked? well i suppose it's owned by Diageo now though aint it?

Ah you'll have a right time there anyway lad, looks like you're tons to do, have a good one
smurf   
27 Jan 2011
Travel / Cost of "living" Zakopane (Tourist) [10]

Lviv

yea, you should check it out for sure, bring back the lads in Ireland some apple and some pear vodka....for about €2