UK, Ireland / Time for the Poles from the UK to go home [437]


you've made plenty on here recently, knock yerself out since your such the internet master.


such a great citizen.


if you can trace the line back to five generations in Dublin, then you're English.


or Sir or Boss :P


yea like it wasn't bought. JAckeen women are either hoop earring wearing skangers or UCD d4 spas.


If Ireland should be for the Irish like you said then it's worth pointing out that the city you hold so dear was set up by an invading force. Duh like.


the part with all the turf that I sold to buy all the property in Dublin.


lol

UK, Ireland / Time for the Poles from the UK to go home [437]


you are wrong, read up on it


phuc you, you guy


I guarantee there's foreign blood in you somewhere, otherwise you're a tinker and i know you're not a tinker coz you can read.....although


you can't spell for shite.


Check the last 3 Census figures, you're wrong again.


What would we do without PR companies and newspaper, sure the whole country would fall apart.


What did the Dub call the culchie?
Dad.


Like who, Glenda whatsherhorseface? Or Rosanna mydaddyusedtobefamous.
Gwan outta dat son.


A city established by foreign invaders.

Chap go away and read some books, coz you're lookin awful retarded here.

UK, Ireland / Time for the Poles from the UK to go home [437]


you mean the Tuath de Dannan, sure us Fir Bolg killed them off and then the Celts came and killed them off and then the Vikings came and killed them off.....then nothing happened for a while......and then the Normans came and killed them off.........then nothing again for another while.......then the brits came and tried to kill the rest off.......

Ireland hasn't got any of the original indigenous people left.....well other than the tinkers, but sure they're all inbred and ****** up and smelly.

Re: Uk, I don't know much about their history but it's prob similar.
Stop being xenophobe chap, find yourself a nice fit Polish girl and chill out.

Are you the same troll that was here a few months ago? What was his name? Ireland4ever or something lame and SinnFein sounding like that.

Deas bualadh leat, is amadán tusa.

Plus the biggest diaspora in Ireland ain't the Poles, it's the British, followed by the Chinese and then the Poles.
If all the Brits left Ireland we'd have nobody to run our newspapers, govt departments admin, PR companies and I'd fight to the death to keep every single Chinese Takeaway open in Dublin and as for the Poles....well byjaysus buachaill, isn't it only a beautiful sight to see some nice gorgeous women walking the streets of our motherland. A country mile better than the fuckin pig ugly cailini we've produced.

News / Poland a top pot producer? Legalization? [30]

That'd be great, I hope it's legalised and that it's sold in shops where instead of gettin what your dealer gives you you can have a pick of different strands of the 'erb.

youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8HcXcYlF3_0

Law / Online Polish banking (in English) [27]

just use google chrome, it translates every website

Life / Which of the Poland-based chain shops that sells glasses is the best? [5]

thanks, I'll go there, but I might wait a month or two coz at the moment they only have a discount offer for your age.....I'd rather get an extra pair for cheaper/free than go for a discount, because the discount will never amount to the price of a 2nd pair

Life / Do Polish parents let/encourage their kids to **** outdoors? [40]

dont mind if it's piśś, piśś is harmless, just soaks into the ground (no different than a dog really), never seen a kid shitting in public tho, that's just wrong. Think I'd howl with laughter and embarrass the idiot parent.

On the subject is this the only country in Europe that still refuses to clean up after their dogs? Fuckin dogshit everywhere....gets so hot in the summer than you can literally smell it baking in the sun...and then when the snow melts in Feb, there's wee little snow eggs everywhere on the grass.

UK, Ireland / Is moving to UK now a good idea? - antipolish prejudice of the Brits [231]


link?

Ya see I woulda believed that image until you said it came from the Daily Mail.
Come on Sheila, you cannot use the Mail as a source, would you also use Fox News as a source, or other quality publications such as Caravan weekly, Boy Scout Companion etc?

There is no information on what they count as convictions.....if you pay a traffic fine, it's probably a conviction If you're given a ticket for drinking on the street that too is probably a conviction. If you don't pay your BS council tax and (other hidden charges of moving to not-so-great britain) you're convicted, no TV license? Conviction.

Plus these are only figures concerning EU, what about all the illegal traders working in engerland from Pakistan/India/Turkey/Nigeria etc. Scores of them are convicted every day......

*edit.........actually according to the article below a "conviction" is actually an arrest.

Have a read of this post which concerns an earlier article written by (the equally crap) Telegraph regarding a similar piece of rag journalism.
Just because something is written in a news paper doesn't mean it's true

ministryoftruth.me.uk/2008/04/18/immigration-crime-and-statistics-abuse/

And the Telegraph article it is based on

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/4952904/Crime-by-foreigners-doubles-in-five-years.html

Here's an interesting quote from it
"Any rise [in crime] has been broadly proportionate to the number of people from those communities coming into this country. People are saying crime is rising because of this influx. Given 1 million people have come in, that doesn't make sense as crime is significantly down."

Life / What are the requirements to get a cell phone here in Krakow? [22]

if you want a bill phone you will need ID, proof of address and residency permit thingy, if you're from the EU you get a temporary one of these when you apply first then a "permanent " (5 years) one when that one runs out.

You'll need this 2nd one for a bill phone and some shops will only sell you a phone if you have been living here for 6 months.

If you're goin to use the phone as a business phone you'll also need your NIP number.

Also, I suggest gettin a phone on with Play, they are by far the cheapest, but they dont have the iPhone, however they prob have the samsung galaxy so you can still get a decent smart phone, stay away from Era/T-mobile, they're a rip off.

But as said above if you just want a pay as you go phone you can get one pretty easy

News / Andrzej Lepper committed suicide [98]


hahahaha........oh good jaysus, there's a thought for ya

Life / Polack: A Small Minded Movie. [17]


nope, time for you to get a sense of humour, ya haven't had one since before the annexation.

the thing about Jarek being queer is funny tho.............and true, it's obvious, living at home with his mammy and his meow meow

News / Russia says: WE'LL NUKE POLAND [150]


from the Sun???

Where you get your media degree? Save 10 token off packets of cornflakes?
so funny, you're a hoot :)

News / Russia says: WE'LL NUKE POLAND [150]


bah-hahaha, you got owned on that so called "MediaWatch"

proper lolz :)

Travel / Souvenirs in Krakow/Katowice? [15]

I think Kato has 2 souvenir shops, not a touristy place at all, best thing is to go to Mariacka and enjoy the new pubs and restaurants.

Krakow's the place for gifts, you can buy anything from cheap tacky magnets to expensive wool rugs/amber/ hand made chess pieces, but sure if you're coming to Poland the best souvenir to bring home is some good quality vodka and you can get that in an off license here for feck all

Love / Don't want others to join us at a table - is it normal for Polish girls to get angry? [161]


ah right, I didn't get that from your OP

But Seanus has it right here tho


didn't know he was also English, he shoulda known better then

Love / Don't want others to join us at a table - is it normal for Polish girls to get angry? [161]

sure why don't ya just slap your lad out and **** all over here. lol

How come you weren't nice to the fella and try & try and have a bit of banter with her and someone who's obviously her mate?

man, you should always be nice to a chick's mate especially early in a relationship.
anyway just forget about her and learn from the experience, not like there aren't a fuckload of other hot Polish chicks in england

Food / Is there a good substitute of Philadelphia Cheese in Poland? [14]

ah ok, I've just never seen it here in Kato...will try harder, thanks

Language / How many words does the Polish language have? [30]


writing in bold does not make what you write any more important :P

anyway you're wrong,
check it

languagemonitor.com/global-english/number-of-words-in-the-english-language-1008879/

Language / How many words does the Polish language have? [30]


yep, just those.


excellent, much obliged, that wasn't so difficult now was it?


Helpful, thanks, I'll remember that.

But I don't understand how kot, kotek and kotku aren't all different words in the dictionary, I know, I know the root of the word is kot, but as they have different uses (and slightly different meanings) then I don't really get why they aren't treated as different words.

However, it's not my language, I'm just trying to learn it, so it's really a moot point and it doesn't matter that I don't understand it I just have to learn them and remember them.

Cheers

Language / How many words does the Polish language have? [30]


a cunning one no doubt :P


is anyone on this forum ever helpful......?
I'm just looking for an estimate

ffs I'm not looking for your life story or a kurwa thesis on the lexicon regarding the complexity of the intricities of the language. Lighten up man, smile.

I've trawled the internet and the lowest number I got was 60,000, the highest was 160,000....one did say 350,000 but that was when you figure in all the changes that are applied to root words because of the nasty grammar rules in the Polish lingo.

Life / Is it me or do people "seem" to live longer in Poland? Life expectancy among Poles. [52]


.......and that excuses their behaviour for being nasty.....look I don't give a hoot what the situation was when they were young, it's a long time ago, gtf over it and get on with your life and stop being so miserable.


yea, it's prob something to do with the diet and living conditions.


yes, I do, you're arguments are awesome and I'm forever in your debt.

dzieks

Life / Is it me or do people "seem" to live longer in Poland? Life expectancy among Poles. [52]


you've got so little to do that you go to someone's personal info before over-reacting to a comment they've made....wow, girl you need to get a hobby or something if you'e got so little to be doing with yourself.

Sorry for having a sense of humour I know that's kinda frowned upon in Warsaw but in the nicer parts of Poland it's still actually ok to have a joke.

Life / Is it me or do people "seem" to live longer in Poland? Life expectancy among Poles. [52]

yea they just look old, Polish men die fairly young, many of the father's of my Polish friends have already had heart attacks and they're all only in their 50s.....suppose you can lay the blame on the Polish diet of pork and beer.....Polish women also turn into bigger geebags the older they get.

Nothing as angry as an elderly Polish woman.....maybe they live longer coz they are powered by their anger, I dunno and maybe the men die younger coz their women are always pissed at them.

UK, Ireland / Polish Wedding Documentation for wedding in Ireland [7]

Call the Polish embassy in Dublin, they'll probably know......but you should get married here, Polish weddings are way better and I'm saying that as a Irishman too.

Life / Polish pride. PL stickers, flags and the white eagle! Where does our obsession come from? [79]

[Moved from]: Where to get printed stickers in Poland?

ya know all those annoying stickers that the football hools put everywhere? Well, how does one go about getting some printed.....i've got some designs that I'd like to see in sticker form, but I don't know anywhere in Poland what does it.

thx

Language / Collection of learning resources for learning the Polish language [129]

thanks lads :) I'll look them up.

Language / Collection of learning resources for learning the Polish language [129]

Merged:Books for learning Polish

I think I've hit the wall with my cd roms, they're boring the shite outta me with the constant say and repeat bullshlt, can anyone recommend a couple of text books that are used to learn the Polish lingo.

sound.