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Des Essientes   
11 Jul 2012
UK, Ireland / Crying Polish truck driver on British roads is Internet hit [269]

Des Essenties,any one who would read your prior posts on this matter would draw the same "strange conclusions".

No, p3undone, I seriously doubt that many other people would jump to the same conclusions about my brief statements upon this thread as you have done, and my name is spelled Des Essientes, not Des Essenties. I know you are a moderator and thus probably immune from the suspensions meted out for misspelling posters' names, but you should try to set a good example nonetheless.

You said I exaggerated the
magnitude,when I used the figure of speech messed up;most people understand that means the same as made a mistake.Maybe it was wrong
for me to assume that you did,if so;my bad.You equated messed up to a mess,I know you're brighter than that.

I said:

Don't exaggerate the magnitude of his offense.

I meant this statement to apply not to just you, p3undone, but to the all the readers and participants upon this thread. I understand that "messed up" is often used merely as the equivalent of having made a mistake, but if you honestly believe that the phrase "messed up" doesn't also connote the sense of having made a mess then I really don't know what to tell you, because it is obvious. I am sorry if you thought I was singling you out for exaggerating the driver's offense. Those above claiming that he was "a jerk" and that he "got off easy" were being far more hyperbolic than you, but since the term "messed up" does imply a mess, and the driver hadn't really made a mess (unless you count this thread) I used your post as an example of exaggerating the driver's offense.

it's that you should be more clear about who you are referring to when you say let's not make this a contest for being an authoritarian square.

I was referring to everyone reading and posting upon the forum. I wrote:

Let's not make the Polish discussion forum into a contest over who can be he most uptight authoritarian square. It would be un-Polish.

I fail to see how this exhortation above is in anyway unclear regarding the fact that I am addressing the whole forum.
P3undone, I know that a lot of the posters on this forum try to make it about "one on one" fighting, but that is not what I am about, because that is what makes this forum a petty soap-opera about personalities rather than the issues and ideas that the threads are supposed to be about. If you think that you and I are in some sort of duel then you are mistaken.

You said that he is more of a man because he doesn't lick the shoes of authority,like some groveling craven dog;or something to that effect.

I meant that this driver's agitated defiance towards the police, when he felt they were going to ruin his day, was in my opinion more manly, even with the tears, than the attitude of someone who'd fawningly thank the police for ruining his day. I only made this comparison because you'd written:

man up,take your ticket and move on.

I felt you were being unfair towards the driver, but you have since graciously conceded that your statement, implying the driver's emasculation, was unneeded:

I concede that I didn't have to say man up;ok.

Well done. You've literally moderated.
(Perhaps you might adopt a more standard method of typing out your posts as well. Your current mode of presentation is rather difficult to read.)

Edit: I wrote the above before seeing your most recent post p3undone. Thank you for re-reading my posts and thank you for apologizing for jumping to conclusions about them.
Des Essientes   
11 Jul 2012
UK, Ireland / Crying Polish truck driver on British roads is Internet hit [269]

Had I said mistake;you would have called that an exaggeration to

No I wouldn't have. I agree that stopping on the shoulder is a mistake.

You act as if what he did was totally legal and that the Police extremely overreacted by giving him a ticket.

No, I don't "act" like that, nor did I say that. P3undone, why do you read these strange conclusions into my posts?

You
don't actually have to say anything;You're implications are clear enough..

That is a biarre claim to make on a text-based discussion forum You should probably be more circumspect before you jump to ridiculous conclusions about the implications of what I've written, and you really needn't concern yourself with what I "don't actually have to say".

He was acting like a spoiled brat caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

I think that metaphor is less than apt. Being parked on the side of the highway is hardly as sweet as a stolen confection. It seemed to me that he was worried about what the policemen, whose language he didn't understand, were going to do to him.

I'm assuming he is a professional and that he knew better. Hence my lazy descriptor.

Fair enough, I suppose I have heard the term "lazy" used in this sense before.

He literally took a shortcut and got caught

Being parked isn't literally taking a shortcut. Perhaps you mean that he took a metaphorical shortcut to his dinner by deciding to have it on the highway shoulder. As for his getting caught, I wish he'd been able to drive away before the cops got to him, but at least the fine he had to pay wasn't very costly.
Des Essientes   
11 Jul 2012
UK, Ireland / Crying Polish truck driver on British roads is Internet hit [269]

Truth is, he was lazy, pulled over and when caught went into his "why are you persecuting me" routine

Rybnik chalking his actions up to "laziness" makes you sound like one of these uptight withered Protestant British types, besides which you don't really know if that is the truth, do you?

.....I would not be so surprised if a novice truck driver acted that way but for a grown man of so many years experience to squeal like a little spoiled brat is simply revolting to watch.

He didn't really squeal like a spoiled brat, but I do agree that watching anyone weep is rather bothersome. As for his suppossed lack of professionalism,are truck drivers' supposed to have no emotions? Is stoicism really comme il faut for that profession? I say cut the guy some slack.

.I'm not trying to
make you look like an authoritarian square.

P3undone, I suspect that you didn't really understand what I wrote. I was saying that people self-righteously condemning this driver's actions, and saying that "he got off easy", are acting like uptight authoritarian squares.

Is you want to make the man
a poster boy for the savage,brutal and appalling treatment of people at the hands of the police;go ahead.

Again I think you should read what I wrote more clearly. I never claimed that he was treated brutally, savagely, or appallingly.

By messed up,just a figure of speech;You probably would have said the same thing if I said he made a mistake.

I would have said what same thing?
Des Essientes   
11 Jul 2012
UK, Ireland / Crying Polish truck driver on British roads is Internet hit [269]

Des Essenties,the man should definitely not be vilified

I agree.

but he messed up

Stopping on the side of the highway isn't really a mess. Don't exaggerate the magnitude of his offense. Let's not make the Polish discussion forum into a contest over who can be he most uptight authoritarian square. It would be un-Polish.

man up,take your ticket and move on.

I don't know if you've ever been hungry and had your dinner interupted but I suspect that if some people, who weren't bacon, had interupted that hungry driver's repast he'd have told them where to go and maybe even showed them physyically, but the fact that they were coppers meant that he couldn't and so he wept out of frustration. Far from not "manning up" the truck driver expressed the angst we all feel in modern society when rude authority figures hassle us with impunity, because they have the apparatus of the state behind them. That driver is more of a man than meek conformists who bow down before authority and lick its boots like craven dogs.

Lesson learned.

Des Essientes   
11 Jul 2012
UK, Ireland / Crying Polish truck driver on British roads is Internet hit [269]

He's a moron, counting on others to take pity on him.

That is a rather callous view. He stopped on the side of the road with several other trucks in a traffic jam. He was preparing his dinner because he was probably hungry when some British pigs came up to hassle him. He was as exasperated as any hungry person is whose meal is interupted by unwelcome intruders.

Once again, the fact that he is Polish has nothing to do with it.

O.K.

Those that defend his behaviour are not doing Poland any favours.

^ If his Polishness has nothing to do with it then why do you feel the need to add this? You seem to be implying that defending an exasperated Polish truck driver is somehow unfavorable to Poland.
Des Essientes   
10 Jul 2012
UK, Ireland / Crying Polish truck driver on British roads is Internet hit [269]

Well the guy isnt in Poland, he is in Great Britain. So what would happen in Poland has nothing to do with this.

Hear hear! The people on this forum that believe that speculative claims about how the driver would've been treated worse in Poland are relevant to this topic are being off-topic trolls. Unfortunately this off-topic garbage is all to common on this forum.
Des Essientes   
6 Jul 2012
Language / Learn Polish or Russian [86]

Don't forget Upton Sinclair's turn of the last century classic "The Jungle", about Chicago's meat packing district, then almost a Polish mafia:-)

Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" is about Lithuanian immigrants working at "Brown's Slaughterhouse" in Chicago's meat packing industry. The fictional slaughterhouse is not run by Polish-Americans in the novel, and it is based on the Amour & Company meat packing concern which was owned by Scottish-Americans. The only significant Polish character in "The Jungle" is the socialist Ostrinski.
Des Essientes   
3 Jul 2012
News / SUNDAY WITHOUT MASS IN POLAND - Judaeo-leftist Wyborcza gloats [165]

Besides, not all Jews are Leftist or willing to group Catholicism in with Christianity.

People that are not willing to group Catholicism in with Christianity are unfortunately very widespread in the U.S.A. Many young Polonians have had an irritating experience in grade school when kids on the playground began talking about their religion, and they found that fundamentalist Protestant kids have been taught that Roman Catholics are not Christians. I doubt that very many Jewish children hold this misguided view though.
Des Essientes   
17 Apr 2012
Off-Topic / I am Polish and I am offended. [52]

Aphrodisiac, since you've accussed me in this thread's O.P. of being a member of-

fairly laud group of people who get offended at any mention of Poland, which is not congruent with the way they see Poland.

Would you care to back up your claim with some textual evidence? I read lots of stuff on this forum that doesn't jibe with the way I see Poland but most of it doesn't offend me.

You can't still really believe that my pointing out the fact that the Inuit find the term "Eskimo" offensive in the following thread: Do Polish People like Eskimos?

polishforums.com/off-topic-lounge-47/polish-people-like-eskimos-58615

Is an example of being-

Polish solely instead of just being a human being.

The Inuit are not Polish and so I was right to write the following about your bizarre claim:

You would do better to wonder what lead you to come on to a Polish forum and make such a stupid assertion.

You then claimed that my pointing out the illogic of your claim was somehow making-

personal offensive remarks

When I then pointed out to you the fact that I had not denigrated your person, but rather your opinion, you then claimed-

yes, but calling another opinion stupid or idiotic makes you break the rules of this forums.

The moderators obviously disagreed with your interpretation of the forum's rules because the post you reported remains in the thread. Did your failure to have me disciplined in the exchange recounted above have anything to do with your creating this strange thread? I suspect that it did.
Des Essientes   
15 Apr 2012
Off-Topic / I am Polish and I am offended. [52]

Des is Polish?

I am of Polish descent and I think you, jasondmzk, are a myopic Alabaman cracker whose attempts at humor are ever so lame.
Des Essientes   
14 Apr 2012
Language / Birthday wishes / jokes in Polish? [9]

My grandmother is turning 93 this year and she recently told me that, given the many years in her age, she was considering rounding it down and celebrating her 90th birthday over again this year, and I told her that she shouldn't do this because we've been singing the traditional Polish birthday song, stolat, to her all these years and, since the song expresses the wish that she live to be 100, it would be foolish to set herself back another three more years. Perhaps you could joke with your grandfather in this vein and tell him that if he keeps on trucking you're going to have to change the lyrics to stolat or find another birthday song altogether and that this inconveniences you.
Des Essientes   
10 Apr 2012
UK, Ireland / Why would anyone kill himself? Polish guy kills himself in Ireland [16]

I figured that, but how the story is portrayed is sad.. because its obvious he didnt kill himself. people do that
when they are left alone

Not always Patrycja.

ON SUNDAY, February 17, 1901, at approximately 9 PM, Carlos Casagemas committed suicide at L'Hippodrome Café, 128 Boulevard de Clichy, in Paris, France, by shooting himself in the right temple.1 He was 20 years of age, an art student, and a close friend of 19-year-old Pablo Ruiz Picasso (1881-1973), with whom he shared an art studio. This episode played a pivotal role in Picasso's choice of subjects during his Blue Period (1901-1904); he told the critic Pierre Daix, "It was thinking of Casagemas that got me started painting in blue."2(p27) Casagemas had obsessively pursued Laure Florentin, known as Germaine, a young woman he wanted to marry. When she rejected him, he decided to return to Spain. At his farewell dinner, he shot to kill her; the bullet missed, but the explosion knocked her to the ground.3 Concluding the woman he loved was dead, he killed himself.

archpsyc.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/extract/60/9/868


  • May Guzik be so welcomed into eternity
Des Essientes   
30 Mar 2012
History / Kosciuszko Squadron - why don't they bring it back? [45]

Kosciusko, from Poland renown for having the best cavalry strategy in all of Europe, came to America and trained the Revolutionary Cavalry in battle tactics, and led them into the fray, eventually dying on the field at Saratoga whereupon his friend, named Cooper, vowed to repay the service that the noble Pole had done for the nascent American republic. This vow was fulfilled by Cooper's great-great-grandson when he traveled to Poland and trained the first Polish air squadron which battled the Soviets in the war that followed hard upon the naissance of the Second Polish Republic. This very interesting example of historical symmetry (if that is the right word for it) has been discussed on this forum before:

Polish anniversaries throughout the year (with limitations)
polishforums.com/history-poland-34/polish-anniversaries-throughout-year-limitations-54105

It would certainly make a great Hollywood movie, but will Hollywood ever make it? Since it seems that Hollywood sees Poland solely as a place to recruit cinematographers for its blockbusters, and as the set for Holocaust films, I have my doubts that the proposed film will ever be produced.

Correction: The post above should start with the name of Pulaski, not Kosciusko, the former was the general who trained and led the Revolutonary Calvary before dying at the Battle of Saratoga. The latter also fought in the Revolutionary War and was responsible for directing the fortification of Saratoga and West Point.
Des Essientes   
28 Mar 2012
Genealogy / Being ashamed of Polish ancestry? [156]

You need your warped mind cones checked.

I am indeed guilty of possessing with a bodily form akin to the cypress tree, but I am not mentally coniferous. I fear your recommendation is all for naught, but thanks for the concern anyway.
Des Essientes   
28 Mar 2012
Genealogy / Being ashamed of Polish ancestry? [156]

Des, talk about uptight - since when we are supposed to be proud of our shortcomings?

The Polish ability to drink is not a shortcoming. Being a virile partier is greatly appreciated amongst people who know how to live life to the fullest. "Be Drunk Always!" The fact that you find a Pole whose finally flown away into that grand sleep of blessed holy oblivion in which one has abandoned all cares, after a day's (or a week's!) revealing, shows that you, F-Stop, are uptight not I. On the subject of unrestricted urination, which you have now brought into yet another thread, please see our previous discussion:

The Tao in Poland
polishforums.com/society-culture-38/tao-poland-53631
Des Essientes   
27 Mar 2012
Genealogy / Being ashamed of Polish ancestry? [156]

To be honest I don't understand why anyone would happen to be ashamed of Polish roots, if it does happen, then I feel sorry for these people...

Fringxx, there are a couple posts on this thread already that explain why, in an American context, if not necessarily shame but rather more irritation with one's Polish roots may be felt by Polonians in the U.S.A.

bullys would say stupid shyt to us as kids and we would hate being Polish

In Middle School is when I started to become irritated with all the Polish/Pollak jokes.

Simply put, children with Polish ancestry in the U.S.A. when they reveal the fact that they are of Polish ancestry, to someone who'se asked about their ancestry, very often find that the questioner will snicker, or even say something rude to them, because in the U.S.A. Polish people have been stereotyped and ridiculed as stupid. Children are often very sensitive about being teased, especially with regards to their inteligence, and so having to admit that one is of Polish extraction is burdensome to them. This is because of "Polish jokes" which, despite having become far less prevalent in America over the past couple decades, are still remembered.

In terms of America, Poles are recent immigrants. Post WW2 or even like my family: Cold War. So there aren't many Polish communities and only Chicago in terms of major population.

^ This is untrue. The largest influx of Polish immigration into America occurred at the end of the 19th Century and there are many areas, in addition to Chicago, that have large Polish enclaves.

Being recent immigrants: They are the butt of immigrant jokes. Italian jokes turned into Irish jokes which then were Poles jokes and are now Mexican.

^ This is untrue. The Irish were already coming to America in large numbers in the mid-19th Century, before either the Poles or the Italians, nor do ethnic jokes in America switch from one ethnicity to another in the manner claimed. Polish, Italian, Irish, and Mexican jokes exist, and have existed, concurrently here.

- Poles have not broken into Sports.....which is a HUGE financial but also commercial tool in America.

^ This is untrue. Polish people have been well represented in American professional sports for over a century.

Being ashamed of Polish ancestry??
It strictly depends how my "Polish ancestry" is behaving at the time. At a scientific symposium, for example - very proud. Spotting one passed out it his own pee - not so much.

F-Stop I think your selective pride is rather uptight and afflicted with the unfortunate over-valorization of science that is so common amongst Americans in this day and age. That inebriated Pole could be a great artist, and even if he isn't, why not be proud of his prowess as a tippler?
Des Essientes   
25 Mar 2012
UK, Ireland / Are Polish people importing a new wave of ancient racism into the UK? [402]

Here, for lazy Bieganski and the like:

F-Stop if your links were intended to make a case for those figurines being an example of this thread's titular "ancient racism" then you posted the wrong ones. From the first one you linked to:

To be frank, I hardly remarked the little wooden dolls of shtetl Jews on the market stalls and in the shop windows when in Poland this week; they stood alongside other affectionate national caricatures - the fat angry policeman, the gypsy and the clochard. But this trip, for the first time, I briefly explored the old ghetto, and visited one of the old synagogues, where I listened briefly to a young American woman talking history to a small group. She offered the fact of these dolls, available everywhere, and often depicted holding money, as evidence that Poles were "still anti-Jewish". Restraining the impulse to respond "Tsshk - always the victim already ..." I quickly moved away.

The truth was pretty clear to anyone whose thinking was undistorted by this kind of crass victim mentality. The dolls were all traditional caricatures of constituents of Polish society, and meant that those represented were nothing to be afraid of, nothing to avoid contact with.

raedwald.blogspot.com/2012/03/eastern-sore-spots-1.html

All the links explain these figurines as traditional Polish folk art. Would you say a sculpture of a Pole farming "stereotypes" all Poles as peasants? Jewish moneylenders were a part of Poland for centuries. Those figurines were not carved out of malice and your bringing them into this thread was foolish.
Des Essientes   
25 Mar 2012
UK, Ireland / Are Polish people importing a new wave of ancient racism into the UK? [402]

Here is a bit of stereotyping in Poland: jewish 'dolls' holding bags of money:

Is this necessarily negative stereotyping? These dolls are nostalgic and they may even evoke cheerful memories. As Schopehauer wrote:

Let us see then see how even an inanimate thing, which is yet to become the instrument of some event we abhor, appears to have a hideous physiognamy; for example the scaffold, the fortress to which we are taken, the surgeon's case of instruments, the traveling coach of loved ones, and so on; indeed, numbers, letters, seals can grin at us horribly and affect us like fearful monsters. On the other hand, the instruments for fulfilling our wishes immediately look pleasant and agreeable; for example, the old woman with a hump that carries a love letter, the Jew with the louis d'ors, the rope ladder for escape, and so on.

The World as Will and Representation, Volume II, Chapter XXX
Des Essientes   
22 Mar 2012
Life / Multiracial Poles [154]

it has been proven scientifically that both Caucasoid, Mongoloid race happen to have a tiny Neanderthal genetic admixture.

and since Neanderthals were confined to solely Europe, it may mean that, in the distant past, beautiful Southeast-Asian women traveled thousands of miles Westward, in order to have sex with hideous European males, in an astoundlingly contradistinctive reversal of the sex tourism of today!
Des Essientes   
22 Mar 2012
UK, Ireland / Are Polish people importing a new wave of ancient racism into the UK? [402]

They were classifying people like Arabs, Afghans, Moroccans as white, which was absurd.

^ This statement is absurd. Pennboy, are you are aware that no humans on Earth, save for a few albinos, are really "white"? There is no "white" race. There is only one race: the human race:
Des Essientes   
20 Mar 2012
Life / Multiracial Poles [154]

Maggie Q: Polish, Irish, Vietnamese, and sans brassiere!


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Des Essientes   
18 Mar 2012
Genealogy / Being ashamed of Polish ancestry? [156]

it shows all Poles as brawlers

I wish I could get at the writer. I would totally punch his lights out up for such a biased portrayal.
Des Essientes   
15 Mar 2012
Language / "żółwik" - the same word?? [55]

some tribal society (I forgot the name) knew only for three words for colors , black, red and white I think, and researchers gave them various colors, they categorized them in existing three categories, all solved the problem. Their lack of more subtle discrimination was explained with irrelevance of the differentiation for their survival in some jungle.

Goethe in his study of Ancient Greek sources famously discovered that they had no word for the color blue. When Homer sang of the sea he called it wine colored. Anthropological research has now revealed that terms for colors seem to follow the same pattern of progressive diversification worldwide, regardless of the terrain inhabited, The order of linguistic color differentiaton ascribes words to black and white first and then to red and then to yellow and then to green and then finally to blue. Blue is always the last color to receive its own word when it becomes linguistically differentiated from green or black.
Des Essientes   
9 Mar 2012
History / Wrocław's Train Station: Not A Happy Place. [39]

I think it's safe to say that living here, being married to one and working with them every day tends to give me a far better understanding of the Polish people than you will ever hope to achieve.

No, you have shown though your posts on this forum that you do not really understand Poles, because you are too small minded to be able to understand the grand Polish way. Too bad for you. Maybe if you'd studied harder you'd be capable of understanding the Polish spirit, but, then again, maybe you just don't have the innate intelligence required.
Des Essientes   
9 Mar 2012
History / Wrocław's Train Station: Not A Happy Place. [39]

Yay, let's celebrate stupidity.

Are you saying that Zbigniew Cybulski's acting is stupid? Have you actually seen any of the films Zbigniew Cybulski appeared in?

let's celebrate stupidity.

It's certainly a very Polish thing to do, as witnessed by the endless celebration of Polish defeats.

You clearly do not understand Polish people, delphiandomine, Polish people are smart enough to understand that noble struggles for freedom are worthy of celebration even if they fail to succeed. How sad for you to be living in Poland amidst people too intelligent for you to comprehend.
Des Essientes   
8 Mar 2012
History / Wrocław's Train Station: Not A Happy Place. [39]

Living dangerously deserves remembered?

Zbigniew Cybulski, who did live dangerously, deserves to be remembered for his art and he is rightfully commemorated at Wrocław's train station.

I suppose you'll support putting up a plaque where every reckless Polish driver has killed himself, too.

You suppose stupidly.
Des Essientes   
7 Mar 2012
History / Wrocław's Train Station: Not A Happy Place. [39]

Bzibzioh: Zbigniew Cybulski, died there trying to catch the train
I remember there being a plaque or something, near the ground where he died. Odd that they would choose to commemorate an actor (whom acted rather recklessly), and yet there's no plaque for the thousands that were trampled or froze to death during Festung Breslau.

It is not "odd" that Poles would put up a plaque commemorating Zbigniew Cybulski because he was the star of some of Poland's most beloved films. He starred in both Ashes and Diamonds as well as The Saragossa Manuscript. The former is one of very few Polish movies that I have seen shown on American television and Cybulski was so incredibly cool in it that it leaves no doubt as to why Poles, a people not adverse to stylishness, would love this actor. The Saragossa Manuscript is the cinematic adaptation of the classic Gothic tales found in the incredible Jan Potocki's Manuscript Found at Saragossa and the film is renown, the world over, amongst cinemaphiles as a masterpiece. Luis Brunel himself, who before seeing The Saragossa Manuscript, had never wanted to watch a film twice, wanted to watch the film again immediately.

Yes Cybulski acted recklessly but that is because he was a reckless person. Like a noble Pole he lived dangerously and he truly deserves to be remembered.
Des Essientes   
17 Feb 2012
Life / Polish Werewolves [30]

No it was Herodotus

105. The Neuroi practise the Scythian customs: and one generation before the expedition of Dareios it so befell them that they were forced to quit their land altogether by reason of serpents: for their land produced serpents in vast numbers, and they fell upon them in still larger numbers from the desert country above their borders; until at last being hard pressed they left their own land and settled among the Budinoi. These men it would seem are wizards; for it is said of them by the Scythians and by the Hellenes who are settled in the Scythian land that once in every year each of the Neuroi becomes a wolf for a few days and then returns again to his original form. For my part I do not believe them when they say this, but they say it nevertheless, and swear it moreover.

gutenberg.org/files/2707/2707-h/book4.htm

Sabine Baring-Gould notes in his book on werewolves that of all the countries of europe had folktales about werewolves except for England because the Saxon kings paid bounties on wolves and thus exterminated them all. No wolves = no werewolf legends.

wolfcountry.net/ebooks/Sabine_Baring-Gould/The_Book_of_Were-Wolves/bofww10.pdf
Des Essientes   
17 Feb 2012
Life / Polish Werewolves [30]

discusses the Neuroi
He does briefly, but he doesn't pretend it's new and refers to Ovid whose writings are the key to this.

Herodotus is the Greek father of History predating the Roman Ovid by centuries.