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Joker   
2 Sep 2018
News / "It's too late for Germany" (but not for Poland) [1798]

History has a way of repeating itself........

I could only imagine how many Germanys want to take their streets back from the extreme left and the invaders (refugees)

Its like they are losing all their heritage through PCness, too bad:(

They need an European Trump!
Joker   
2 Sep 2018
Life / My Last Link To Poland Died - Why Leaving Poland Was My Best Decision [249]

I don't give a crap what anyone here thinks so don't even try.

I couldn't less to what some dot head thinks about me or my country. I just want them to stay the hell out of here!

You are stupid if you put India and the Middle East in the same perspective

Call me stupid then, but why do sooo many hindus and muslims want to emigrate elsewhere but the $hitholes they live in now? Stay in Canada please!

demeaning you in an aggregate way due to obvious reasons

Yet, you already started, guess youre too stupid to figure it out! lol
Joker   
1 Sep 2018
Life / My Last Link To Poland Died - Why Leaving Poland Was My Best Decision [249]

After reading your post, it hasn't anything to do with American Native Indians and you live in Canada.

My wife learnt Hindi for me initially,

Thanks for clarifying that you have nothing to do with the USA and RM is absolutely correct when he stated..

Indians do not add to the host's wealth. The reason is that they are in the service sector, which does not produce wealth

Illegal border crossing having increased dramatically from from Indian nationals.

foxnews.com/us/2018/08/10/india-nationals-illegally-crossing-us-mexico-border-in-record-numbers-pay-smugglers-up-to-25g.html

Build the wall! We already have enough 7-11`s here already!

Indian doctors are known to be the best in the United States

Ive lived in the USA my entire life and never had heard of these doctors being the best, matter of fact, I've heard quite the opposite.

Speaking from my experiences. I would never visit a hindu doctor or dentist again.
Joker   
16 Aug 2018
Language / How do Poles feel about foreigners learning their language? [105]

I would switch to English only out of desperation after the first attempt in Polish has failed

Thats what I do. Ill trying speaking in Polish until I get that "look" and quickly switch back to English. lol

any number of European nationals imagine their English to be so "fluent", they figure any and all misunderstandings on the American's part

Spot on Lyzko!

Especially, the ones that got suckered into learning from a UK teacher then come to American and haven't a clue.

Have you experienced the " Its no good, everything is better in Poland" guy yet? I met one that refused use a microwave or clothes dryer because its a no good American invention. He had a clothesline running through his living room. Im sure his undies were a bit scratchyyyy lol

There is good thing about being American and trying to speak Polish!

Women think its really cute when you mispronounce words and we have an AmPol accent, you can really use this to your benefit:):)
Joker   
10 Aug 2018
Life / Any one in need of a bulldog? A dog's life in Poland [39]

Chained dogs have never had any training, thus if they break their tether the can be a real nightmare

We have the same problem in Chicago, but its not as abundant. The owner of the dog could be charged with a felony if it gets loose and bites someone. Theres a big anti-Pit Bull thing going on here and Cops will shoot an aggressive dog. I blame to owner, it's their fault and if you happen to notice any animal cruelty/abuse you can call to report this and they will investigate.

Just a thought..

He has to be paying someone off around here. Anyone else would have been chopped a long time ago.
Joker   
1 Aug 2018
UK, Ireland / Alcoholics Anonymous for Poles living in Ireland [27]

I heard that AA is where guys go for easy pickups

They would have to be very hard up to deal with all that baggage, but then birds of a feather.....

Some turn out to be real bad dudes with records

Ever seen Breaking Bad when then joined a rehab group just to sell meth there?

Its not societies finest that attend these places, the people with money go to rehab clinics and Im sure its not cheap either.
Joker   
31 Jul 2018
UK, Ireland / Alcoholics Anonymous for Poles living in Ireland [27]

The people who get clean with AA go through a weird transformation

Yes, Ive noticed this and they're not enjoyable to be around any longer. Its like they try and convert you, like a born again tries too, they seem to think that everyone has the same problem or it does seem like a cult now that you mention it. I would go to a medical treatment center before I would put my faith in the wackos from AA!

There are literally tens of millions of 'functioning' alcoholics around the world who hold down jobs and are outwardly successfu

I totally agree, especially construction guys. I really dont see anything wrong if they want to have a couple of beers at lunch on a hot summer.

Im more against AA and what they do to peoples minds. Ive had calls from ppl out of the blue apologizing for sth they did to me over 5 years ago, its just plan silly and dont want to deal with them. That dude who drinks in the shower, he likes it and doesnt bother anyone either:)

Probably, although I've never heard about religious indoctrination at A.A. before.

A couple of guys have told me this and that why they quit going, said they were better off drinking instead.

It could be an American AA situation

Ya know, all this talk has got me thirsty and I have 2 Ice cold zywiec in the fridge. I guess, I wont be going to AA tonight! LOL
Joker   
30 Jul 2018
Love / Polish guy who has a girlfriend. [12]

I told him that I want to meet his girlfriend, too!

Red Flag! This chick sounds like a psycho, do widzenia!
Joker   
30 Jul 2018
UK, Ireland / Alcoholics Anonymous for Poles living in Ireland [27]

I used to work with this guy that used to drink in the morning, if he didn't his hands would start trembling. He was pretty bad and used to go to AA and tell me stories about all the screwed up people that attended. He said they wanted him to believe in a high power and pushed religion on him, but this guy was really messed up. I seen empty beer bottles in his shower! He starts drinking at 4;00 am every day. yikes!
Joker   
29 Jul 2018
UK, Ireland / Alcoholics Anonymous for Poles living in Ireland [27]

There is only one way to quit drinking. Quit drinking.

Yep, I can go months or longer without a drink and do this quite often, even after I bartended most of the time when I was going to school.

Its called self -control and will power. Im sure having some kind of goal in life doesnt hurt.

Membership in A.A. is free,

You do pay a price, not monetarily. Ive heard they try and force born again christianity upon thee?
Joker   
29 Jul 2018
UK, Ireland / Alcoholics Anonymous for Poles living in Ireland [27]

AA is a total joke. Ive seen too many guys go trough that 12 step program and wind up drinking with the other AA members. Ive told them dont start calling me when you get to that step where you have to reach out and apologize to everyone for all the stupid things you did while you were drunk.

I could go for a beer right now:) I dont need 50 of them, just 1 or 2 and Im good..burp!
Joker   
19 Jul 2018
Life / Tips on tipping in Poland [45]

When did Europeans ever start tipping?

Or is it, they don't tip when the come to the USA?

I know restaurants in Florida had to implement a 10% gratuity on German tourists because they are notorious for not tipping!

Ive talked to these Germans tourists as well. They are explained on the flight that tipping is customary in the USA, but somehow they get amnesia once they leave the airport.

I know Poles like to tip in the bars in Chicago, no problem there:)
Joker   
19 Jul 2018
Love / Polish Weddings the farce and how much money to give [22]

Now get back to the welfare line, LOL!

Im not the one here complaining about having to give money at a wedding, geez!

Oh wait, you're in the US, you don't have such things LOL!

Ive offered to compare apples to oranges with you before, but we both know how humiliated you would be.

Im coming to Poland in September with my beautiful Polish wife and yes she still is a Polish citizen and her family has political connections.

When I get back to Poland, Ill be sure to pass on all the derogatory posts your have made about Poles in the past and see what they have to say.

How come you dont have Polish citizenship yet?
Joker   
18 Jul 2018
Love / Polish Weddings the farce and how much money to give [22]

**** ya - I'd say theyre just as crazy maybe even more so since a lot of Poles have money here.

My first one was at the Grota by Belmont/Central every table had a bottle of Vodka and when we emptied them, refilled instantly. I think we went through 8 bottles just at our table and they wouldn't give me any beer. I remember waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I walked right into a wall, Bam! I had a big bump on my head along with a huge hangover! lol

I lived on the 3rdFL in River Grove at the time and in morning my landlord from Warsaw asked me. *&^% was all that noise last night!!!!

I replied: "I went to my first Polish wedding last night"

He just looked at me and with a look of understanding and started laughing, Hahahaha its OK!!

The circles I move in don't need cash,

Ya, a bunch of low paid expat English language teachers in Poland..LOL

Are they awake at 1:00am on a Wednesday night posting about weddings or do they really have jobs?

Shows how little you know about Poland.

Thats why ppl ask questions on a forum stupid. Just because you currently live in Poland and have some streets memorized really doesnt mean much at all.

Are you even Polish at all?
Joker   
18 Jul 2018
Love / Polish Weddings the farce and how much money to give [22]

Polish weddings are simply the best - two days of drinking dancing eating hooking up.

I love going to Polish weddings as well, what a blast!

Are they the same in Chicago, compared to Poland? I cant imagine it being much different?

Depends how much of a villager you are.

People might see you as the freeloading villager that doesn't even give enough cash to cover his dinner and drinks...geez!

Do tell us about your thrifty gifts, are they made by 4 graders?

At the latest wedding, I went to I heard figures of 1000 or 2000 which I simply cannot believe as I know their professions and

Im more prone to believe the larger cash gifts are in the USA rather than Poland, with their low paying salaries and high cost of living. Post #3 is a perfect example of this.

One the other hand. Polish immigrants that didn't have much money before he came to America are lot more generous after they are making the big $$$$

I think some ppl like to show off after they have become successful and really dont see a problem with it either. If it makes them happy to share their good fortune????

Na Zdrowie:):)
Joker   
17 Jul 2018
History / Silesia to Czechia [54]

You know why are we Serbians weak on Poland.

No, but Im sure you wont waste any time telling us! LOL
Joker   
17 Jul 2018
News / Officials in Poland are hailing an upcoming visit by Donald Trump [720]

finally fall in German hands or at least collapse.

For a guy that usually cant construct a cohesive sentence, suddenly!

Hey, who's your ghost writer or is it copy and paste?

To shorten this. Story

stop spamming about serbia nobody gives a $hit!
Joker   
13 Jul 2018
Life / Are there any Muslim areas in Poland? [173]

I doubt many Poles would ever want an alcohol free zone either.

Could you imagine them trying to take over a section of Poland like they did in Paris or Londionstan? Yeah, that aint happening!!
Joker   
9 Jul 2018
News / US expert rejects visa waiver for Poles [51]

It keeps the "visitors" who would come here to work illegally away.

This is a great idea! Especially for Poles, they are notorious for overstaying their visas.

Chicago has too many Illegals already.

@PolAMKrakow

Since you're so embarrassed about your US passport. Would you kindly trade it in at the next county you emigrant too or is there another reason you keep it?
Joker   
9 Jul 2018
News / US expert rejects visa waiver for Poles [51]

We shouldn't let anymore Immigrants into our country until the border situation and current system is fixed.

Is is so much to ask Congress to do their jobs?

I say, how about some term limits!!!
Joker   
8 Jul 2018
News / US expert rejects visa waiver for Poles [51]

large swing state that sticks into the Caribbean and that decides most Presidential elections.

Puerto Rico cant vote and they are not a state either.

Florida isnt in the Caribbean and has a lot of Cuban Reps that carried Trump to victory.

Watching the snowflakes melt in FL was great:)
Joker   
21 Jun 2018
Life / Jehova's witnesses in Poland - how to deal with them? [110]

I pray to Jesus and have high respect for Svetovid.

I typed the word Svetovid into the search box in the upper right had corner and 6 Pages of your affection towards the pagan 4 Headed Horse appears. Anyone can do it, give it a try?

?phrase=svetovid

What 4 headed?

Again,

Svetovid is associated with war and divination and depicted as a four-headed god with two heads looking forward and two back. A statue portraying the god shows him with four heads.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svetovid

Whats the difference between this thing and one of satans demons?

They know truth about God`s mother.

And add some blasphemy to the mix as well.
Joker   
19 Jun 2018
Life / Jehova's witnesses in Poland - how to deal with them? [110]

They do not believe in immunizations, modern day medicines or going to a doctor when you are seriously ill or injured.

Thats totally false, the only thing they wont participate in are blood transfusions and organ transplants.

They teach that the world will end in your life time to instill fear.

You mean Armaggedon? Every religion has some sort of end doesn't it? What about the rapture, you believe in that silly catholic stuff and the holy ghost lol

J.W. is a cult/sect.

I say Catholicism is mush worse and a total cult then!

The word Cult gets thrown around rather loose lately, you sound like a Democrat now. lol