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z_darius   
19 Oct 2008
Language / Listening to music and learning Polish [45]

some Polish dialects (Tatra region)



Wysed jo se łóncke kosić
Słónko świciło
Przysło ku mnie z jagodami
Dziwce jak miło
Nazbirałam jagód zbon
Pódzze Jasiu to Ci dom
Dom Ci jagód ze zbonecka

Bo jo Cie kochom x8
z_darius   
16 Oct 2008
Law / Laundromats in Poland? Good business venture or not? [90]

Laundromats in Poland? Good business venture or not?

I'm not representing all Poles, but all Poles I know shriek at the thought of using public laundry facilities. I can't imagine washing my underwear in the same washing machine that someone just used to wash his, his smelly socks and godknows what else.
z_darius   
15 Oct 2008
News / GERMANS WANT TO GERMANIZE KOPERNIK (COPERNICUS)! OUTRAGE! [1016]

z_darius:

Poles are more analytical and poetic

Isn't this a contradiction???

You are confusing poetry with mess.

And anyway...it's Germany which is known as "the land of the thinkers and poets!" :)

I know. But it's understandably natural as Germans need to do a whole lot more thinking than Poles before they come up with some big time idea.

Martin Luther thought and thought and thought some more and then... nothing! - he ended up thinking that the Sun revolves around the earth.

In this particular case even the pretty pictures didn't help, and since multimedia were in their infancy at the time Martin Luther died as stupid as he was born.
z_darius   
15 Oct 2008
News / GERMANS WANT TO GERMANIZE KOPERNIK (COPERNICUS)! OUTRAGE! [1016]

There is proof he WAS German: Exceptionally smart with scientific talent and precision skills...:)

Nah, Germans were good engineers so they were good at inventing things such as water closet (toilet) and diesel engine. They tinkered with parts together as long as it was necessary for the parts to fall into some coherent configuration

Poles are more analytical and poetic - they do not care about practical application of knowledge. Hence Copernicus looketh at the sky and thinks to himself (sources are not clear whether he was drunk at the time, like every Pole normally is):

O kurwa! Look at that sshit, it doesn't move! We are moving!
I'll write a book about it but I gotta do some math first cuz I betcha the simple minded Krauts won't buy it without it, some drawings and pretty pictures.


And thus Copernicus wrote De revolutionibus orbium coelestium, which includes pretty pictures, especially for Germans. He wrote the book in Latin to make sure Germans still had to do some work before they could understand what he wrote, and the pruropse of the pretty pictures was dual - to explain and to encourage the learning of Latin.

Copernicus also displayed typically Polish humor. That in itself excludes any possibility of him being Germans as Germans do not have a concept of humor. Copernicus screwed with the Church in more ways than just pisssing on their cosomology. He made it impossible to burn him at the stake. He conveniently died in the same year as his book was published. Everybody was really ticked off.

Just imagine the pope's and the holly inquisition's disappointment with their inability to punish the ultimate rebel - a Pole by the name of Mikolaj Kopernik aka Copernicus.

Now tell me, how much more Polish can one be? huh?
z_darius   
15 Oct 2008
News / GERMANS WANT TO GERMANIZE KOPERNIK (COPERNICUS)! OUTRAGE! [1016]

There is proof Copernicus was NOT German. He did not unconditionally obey, follow orders or march to the tune ordered by the supreme authorities - the Roman Catholic Church. That's what Germans do best. Well organized machines.

Copernicus called the Church's bluff and told them like it was with the Sun and Earth and things. In short, he rebelled, therefore he must have been Polish.
z_darius   
7 Oct 2008
Language / The Plural of Zloty? [46]

pierogi is plural for pieróg but this is a noun

as a monetary unit "złoty" functions as a noun.

Osiol's got it right.

as for złotówka it refers to individual coins rather than to expressing an amount of money.
z_darius   
29 Sep 2008
Love / Virtual Relationship of an Asian girl with a Polish man [43]

Not sure. But even if... you'd be arrested by virtual cops, prosecuted in a virtual court and then possibly go to a virtual prison. All that while sipping coffee at the kitchen table in front of your laptop.
z_darius   
29 Sep 2008
Love / Virtual Relationship of an Asian girl with a Polish man [43]

There's a lot to be said for virtual relationships, you don't have to wash thier dirty socks and pants

Yup.
And she can always be silenced (takes just a click) and kids do well in school, and so many other benefits, such as... "so how old would you like me to be tonight?" ;)
z_darius   
29 Sep 2008
News / Poland's pollution of the Baltic Sea [46]

what are Poland's Green credentials actuall like?

While Britain started in some recycling programs as late as 1977 (bottle banks), Poland had recycling programs for glass (and paper) since late 1960's at least.

That got me into a little of a trouble once too. My mom wasn't happy when I told her the missing volume of an 18th century book (very heavy) was in a paper recycling plant. But hey, at the end of grade 2 I got to get a nice postcard for contributing to the environmental issues :)
z_darius   
22 Sep 2008
History / Battle of Grunwald 1410 The biggest medieval battle. Germans smashed. [174]

anyway i'm sure more guys watch match of the day rather than sit around talking about some tic for tac fight back in the day :):)

I don't watch TV and I don't spend much time watching multimillion dollar pawns. To me it's a waste of time.

You really don't see that reviewing the same thing again and again and again and again and again achieves nothing, you can't change it so why bother???

So what exactly are you achieving by knowing the latest football score?
z_darius   
13 Sep 2008
History / Battle of Grunwald 1410 The biggest medieval battle. Germans smashed. [174]

i can't change it and to be honest in the here and now it does not 'affect' me, yes it shaped the country etc but does not directly affect me now

History that goes beyond that which you are interested in does affect you here and now. You are English and what is or isn't English started being shaped long time ago. Some people are interested in their heritage, you are not. You are interested in the latest football result, which, frankly, is idiotic from my angle of view.

Actually,

its history but recent history that i can remember and not an event that i was no where near being alive for. I have my interests granted, i'm interested in WWII. Its just 1410!!!!! WOW thats going a bit over the top, lol.

So what should the cutoff date be for those interested in history? 60 years? 80? Why not 83? or 8883? The only criteria you go by is what is interesting to you. Why should we all focus on what you want to focus on? If something doesn't meet the criteria then save your time and just move on - nothing here for you.

Don't we need to think about tommorow now??? :)

We do. But tomorrow doesn't define us since it is uncertain and we don't know what it will bring. "Tomorrow" is not what history deals with. This thread is about history and you must be very confused if, with your deep interest in "tomorrow" you stopped by a thread which has nothing to do with it.

May I suggest another forum that will be more suitable to you? trekbbs.com
z_darius   
13 Sep 2008
History / Life in communism vs democracy in Poland [234]

Democracy is an illusion both commies and capitalists will try to impress on you.
To make a long story short - a choice between capitalism is really a choice of whether you want to get screwed by a communist party or by a so called democratically elected parliament.

In either case you get screwed.

Now, communism ain't a fairy tale at all but... , since you appear to know all th bad sides of communism, just one tidbit on a merry side for you: as a kid (since I remember till I completed high school) I didn't spend more than a week of vacation (these lasted about about 3 months) at home. Schools and workplaces (or the commie government I should say) organized all kinds of trips, tours, vacations for kids and families. The cost was minimal - a day's worth of pay for a two week stay in a resort, sometime cheaper). I see kids here in North America. They are basically left alone to their own limited ingenuity, and, as we often learn form the media is not necessarily a good thing.
z_darius   
4 Sep 2008
UK, Ireland / A collection of noimmigration's threads or "STAY AWAY from BRITAIN" [978]

Does anybody honsetly believe this woman was driving around Paisley with a hundred grands worth of jewels on her back seat !!

Yes, I do.
$100,000 in jewelery isn't all that much really.
A friend in NYC used to drive with that amount daily. He owns a restaurant in Manhattan. Once they broke into his car (cash on the floor behind the from seat). The thieves stole the radio. The cash remained untouched :)
z_darius   
3 Sep 2008
Life / COMBATING "POLACK" JOKES [460]

thats polish logic for you!

as if polish jokes were a sign of logic :)
z_darius   
3 Sep 2008
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

Nazi-Germany ridiculed Jews, you don't find sites full with jewish jokes today...

Because they would get their rear ends sued off, careers destroyed and they would have to apologize publicly for years to come.

Neither the Nazis nor the Commies developed the "polish jokes"!

True. They merely reused the ones created by previous generations of Germans and Russians. Sometimes, when they lacked creativity, they adapted Irish jokes, or even jokes by Poles about Germans or Russians.
z_darius   
30 Jul 2008
Genealogy / POLISH NOBILITY NAMES IN -SKIi [82]

not quite. Kowalski evolved from Kowal which is Blacksmith as you may know, same for Kolodziejski and many more and Blacksmith has nothing to do with nobility as he is craftsman.

Not necessarily so. Unlike England, every Polish male descendant of a nobleman inherited the social status, but not always its material aspect. In short, it was about blood and lineage rather than about being able to do diddly squat.

Hence, you may have had a very noble blacksmith ;)
z_darius   
14 Jul 2008
History / WWII - Battle of Britain and Poles [104]

This vital headstart from the Polish, coupled with the unique problem-solving and intuitive thinking skills of Bletchley's recruits

who were provided with an actual enigma machine by the Polish underground. In recognition of the Polish contribution to breaking the enigma code, Polish mathematicians were not allowed anywhere near the machine Poles had sent to Englad because the project was top secret, of course :)

And know better than anyone else. So no point in my voicing any opinion.

Not a question of opinion. AK was on V1 and V2 for years before British so called "intelligence" even believed in its existence and descriptions. And then they received nearly complete V2 sent to them courtesy of Polish AK (operation Most III) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Most_III

Well actually i reckon the war was won by the Polish

)
Not by Brits? Didn't they, single-handedly, knock Germany out with only some symbolic help from the US, France, Poland, Canada and about half of the world? And Brits did it all for Poland, of course.
z_darius   
30 Jun 2008
Life / Polish people and racism. [943]

I'm not sure some of the "slavdom" people here would like the idea if they knew ICQ was created by an Israeli company :))
z_darius   
27 Jun 2008
Love / Asian guy in love with Polish girl (any chance?) [125]

She is absolutely adorable and it seems she always perks up with a smile when talking to me

I see no reason why you shouldn't have a chance, but I wouldn't put much weight on the smile under the circumstances. She might be just thinking about her sales commission ;)
z_darius   
2 Jun 2008
Language / The Polish language - it's bloody hard! [210]

Again, there will continue to be those gifted exceptions. They are however, NOT the rule, I can assure you!

Agreed, but those gifted exceptions had exactly the same teachers. Wouldn't that point towards the student then?

Btw. the fella I mentioned was taught English by a Pole. A know a few people (while I studied things other than English philology) who were taught by a native British lady. Terrible results. She was a great teacher and all. But they slacked.

Eventually though, after you have reached a certain level of proficiency, there is no substitute for actually living in a foreign country. I remember when I first arrived in NYC - I could debate superiority of Ben Jonson over Shakespeare, and the much too obvious metaphors used by Cotton Mather, but... I didn't know how to buy a loaf of bread in a corner store. I also had a big problem in understanding what a vacuum cleaner had to to with the plot of the movie I watched - I had no idea it was a commercial :)
z_darius   
2 Jun 2008
Language / The Polish language - it's bloody hard! [210]

Perhaps the reason why almost every non-native English speaker has such a lifelong accent in English, is that their first English instructor, without exception, was probably a native of their mother country, not the UK, US or Canada. Here in the States

The real reason might be elsewhere. Perfect pronunciation becomes increasingly hard to achieve with age. It is a part of the so called "linguistic competence" and generally accepted border line is somewhere between 12 and 14 years of age (give or take in respect to individual circumstances).

The non native teachers you have in mind were often people who started learning their second language late in their lives - after they turned 14. Many though, had native teachers of English in Polish universities. The language of instruction was actually English and (at least in my case) a vast majority of teachers were Americans and Brits. Poles were usually junior faculty members.

The curriculum included pretty extensive courses in phonology and phonetics - 2 years in all. Without going into details - it was very thorough. Various students achieved various results. Some maintained very thick accents to this day, others are considered native speakers by ... true native speakers of English.

to be a state-certified German, Spanish or French teacher, native fluency is required. Sufficient pull however, could smooth the way in any employment situation, so naturally, some non-native French, German or Spanish instructors at the pre-college level do slip through the cracks! -:)

One of my English phonetics teachers was a Pole (University of Wroclaw). Since I remember, he had been always thought of by Americans and Brits as a native speaker of English. He now leads English Language Centre (elc.uni.wroc.pl)and neither Cambridge University nor British Council found any problems with him being more than capable of fulfilling his mandate in regards to some of the top lever English Language certifications. All his staff are Poles.
z_darius   
31 May 2008
Language / The Polish language - it's bloody hard! [210]

cool, just making sure.

As for the translations, I don't think I can agree with Marek. Not across the board.

There are circumstances when a foreign to native translation should be done by a native rather than by a foreigner. Still, there are plenty of circumstances when this is not necessarily so. My daughter's English and Polish are both at native levels. She would not be able to translate Introduction to ADA Programming from/into either language. I could not translate it into Polish myself, actually, but I would have no issues translating computer literature into the English language. Sure, you' stumble upon a few grammatical errors but it would be clear and precise - as technical texts should be.

Years ago I would do some translations, a couple movies and some academic texts. Many were a failure. I could not translate (on my own) anything about, for instance, cheese processing for someone from an Agricultural Academy. She had to sit there with me and be available for me to ask her questions.