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delphiandomine   
30 Oct 2011
UK, Ireland / "If it's not Polish, it's shite" - What is great about Polish Beer in UK? [78]

We eat everything in the UK... didn't you know?? Indian, Chinese, Italian, Turkish restaurants all in abundance.

I'm going by what I see British tourists eat abroad. It's virtually always greasy breakfasts and for dinner, other clearly British food such as fish andchips or pie and chips.

And of course, they drink British beer. Clearly, an race filled with inferiority at the fact that they rely on their government to pay for their holidays.
delphiandomine   
30 Oct 2011
UK, Ireland / "If it's not Polish, it's shite" - What is great about Polish Beer in UK? [78]

I suspect the Poles love of importing and buying their own beer is just related to their inferiority complex in other country's and desire to assert ones "polishness" :D

That's why those bars in Spain are full of British beer, isn't it?

I suspect the British love of eating BRITISH FOOD on holidays (such as those massive greasy cooked breakfasts) are to do with the British inferiority complex too, aren't they?
delphiandomine   
29 Oct 2011
Law / Child Support Poland - my story and advice request [22]

Delphia making his sweeping unsubstantiated claims yet again...

I suggest familiarising yourself with the Polish media, where you can routinely read about absurd decisions, ridiculous bureaucracy and utterly idiotic thought processes, then? Are these all lies? What about the legal professionals themselves, many of whom will admit in private and publicly that it has huge problems?

But hey, it's easier to insult the poster, isn't it?

He is right this time....courts in Poland are unpredictable in a bad way...more often than not.... or oftener as my friend used to say and who is no more..

It's the sheer unpredictability that makes it a terrible system. And let's be honest - a Polish woman in a Polish family court with a sob story about that evil foreigner who impregnated her and then left her - of course she's going to get a good deal. Poles are notorious for siding with their own no matter how bad they are, after all.

And we don't mention how friends and connections can get you a favourable deal here. Heck, look at how politicians of all colours have manipulated it for their own ends. Ziobro's appointees, anyone? And anyone who believes that PO and the SLD haven't done the same is in dreamland.
delphiandomine   
29 Oct 2011
UK, Ireland / Is moving to UK now a good idea? - antipolish prejudice of the Brits [231]

Now you can observe only a gleaning of those events. The period of 1989- 2004 was a sad time in Poland of selling out our country`s asstes to foreign corporations for a fraction of their value , just to see those enterprises closed afterwards , as the way to get rid on the international market from its competitors and to prepare a 40 million Polish market for seeling out EU goods .

Of course, the fact that many of those assets were commercially worthless without huge subsidies from the Government means nothing, doesn't it?

These practices caused 20 % of unemployment rate and moved Poland backwards several years in economiocal growth .

20% unemployment is better than subsidising moustaches to do nothing .
delphiandomine   
29 Oct 2011
Work / Englishman seeking non teaching work asap - to stay in Poland or ..? [37]

But are they exploring all avenues, e.g. Gumtree, dropping CV's into language schools, sticking obnoxious papers over university campus message boards, etc?

Some secrets are best kept among friends ;) Interestingly, there seems to be more and more demand for native speakers to teach small children. Insanity, but good for those who can.

The demand for Natives seems to be quite high at the moment in regards to private lessons, but from what I've experienced schools are not prospering, at least in Poznań. One director was telling me about how the proposed changes to education taxing posed a big risk to their finances.

Yep - if they do bring in VAT on education, then the vast majority of schools will close. There's just no way people will be willing to pay an extra 23% on the cost of classes - and although it will force them to declare their income properly (you'd be surprised how much tax fiddling goes on...), it'll just push more and more students towards teachers that can provide them with small groups without the taxman knowing anything. In a sense, this is good news for teachers who are motivated to actually do something.

I think it's quite possible to make a living from private lessons but it will be extremely tiring. At first I was quite nervous regarding group lessons, but I found that in fact it was far more relaxed, particularly as you tend to ask a question you expect a short answer for and the class ends up waffling to each other for about 15 minutes.

Yeah, I always found the best way was to have a mix of groups and private classes - the groups are less stressful (and it's much easier to kill time), but the private classes are independent of anyone else, especially witches. Not naming names, of course...

Ah I've heard of that one too, but frankly, listening to moaning passengers all day would drive me into a deep depression. I was referring to the phone service. They have a call centre for German and English clients.

Me too, I can't imagine spending 8 hours on the phone listening to people whine and complain because they booked the flight for the wrong day because their dog barked at their child or some such rubbish.

so these guys who keep rolling up not speaking a word of Polish and expecting to get work are just wasting their time

Pretty much - although - if you turn up in a smallish town (let's say 20,000-50,000) - you'll get your hand bitten off. A tale of two markets, so to speak.

But turning up in a place like Krakow with no papers, no experience and expecting people to offer you work just isn't going to happen. Krakow and Wroclaw are full of them, Poznan has more and more people willing to work for peanuts, the list goes on. Mind you - if you have something to offer (like significant real world experience) - you can still earn decent money.

the only thing that your average Brit has over a Pole is their ability to speak English like a native

You know, I'm meeting more and more Poles who even speak like natives. For instance - I met a girl at our Thursday language meetings who is 19 - and already speaks with a very posh English accent and has no problems with talking to Brits with different accents. Why bother with a native when you can hire someone like that for half the price?

I keep saying it on here - you can make a very good living, but e-mailing CV's to language schools simply isn't going to cut it in the vast majority of cities.
delphiandomine   
29 Oct 2011
Law / Child Support Poland - my story and advice request [22]

Hi, im looking for advice like many of these men that have posted there problems regarding Child Maintenance in Poland.

The best advice I can give you is to get a good UK solicitor. The Polish courts are renowned for being thoroughly idiotic and bureaucratic - and the family courts are especially prone to siding with women. You really, really, really need to protect yourself in the UK more than anything - Poland will think nothing of trying to get you deported there if you don't pay the court.

You should get legal aid in your condition - and perhaps someone like this can help - prawnicy-uk.com

What I'd recommend is finding a solicitor who has experience of the Polish legal system - perhaps here - akpp.co.uk/about-us.php- scroll down, there's a lady called Barbara who appears to be Polish and who specialises in Family law - this is exactly what you need.

Don't waste your time with online forums - you really, really, really have to get a good solicitor who understands Poland as soon as possible.
delphiandomine   
29 Oct 2011
Work / Englishman seeking non teaching work asap - to stay in Poland or ..? [37]

I know that the market is very competitive and it's all about the connections!

Crazily so now, I now know at least two natives who just can't find work here at all. And this isn't even a particularly desirable city!

With that in mind, if you have a reputation for being unreliable or unqualified, then you're not going to get far.

Exactly. I'm more than happy to send potential clients your way these days, because I know that you're reliable and that you're going to get the job done. But I'd never recommend anyone who can't be bothered to spell properly in e-mails/on facebook, or who writes in an overly emotional way on here. And - really - I'm never going to recommend someone who blames Poland.

I have wiped teaching from my list of options. Neither am I experienced or confident, and I do not possess the dedication and commitment to gain a CELTA. Teaching is out! Its just not me! I'm interpreting richwright to be the same, somewhat.

If you don't have the experience, confidence, dedication and commitment to teach in Poland, you're not going to succeed here at all. All in all, teaching is one of the easier things here to do - short hours, often ridiculously easy (I have a group of adults who decided to have a party and get drunk last week instead of having a class, for instance - and I'm still paid for it) - and little responsibility beyond keeping the clients happy.

We have something like it in Poznań and one of my students work there, but it's not glamorous and the pay is terrible.

At least in Poznan, the one you're talking about (if it's the same place - the Easyjet call centre) would hire a native on the spot if they could do the job. On a Polish salary, of course.
delphiandomine   
29 Oct 2011
Work / Englishman seeking non teaching work asap - to stay in Poland or ..? [37]

If you would like to get into teaching English, take a good course back home and then come back armed with the bits of paper required. I wish you luck.

And go somewhere less desirable than Krakow, where every idiot flocks to thinking that "I can teach English for beer money, man".

There's plenty of big-ish cities around where virtually no-one goes - Zielona Gora for example. They're often very pleasant places, too. I can think of one very wealthy place near Poznan - Gostyń - yet there's no natives there. There's plenty of factories there, plenty of businesses supporting those factories and it's one of the richest towns around - and he wouldn't have the same pressures as in Krakow.

But I suppose, it's just not Krakow.
delphiandomine   
28 Oct 2011
Work / Englishman seeking non teaching work asap - to stay in Poland or ..? [37]

Not quite, he clearly stated that he couldn't cut the mustard in one English teaching job in Krakow and if a native can't get a job there with some of the dodgy schools in that area then god help him.

Just look at his posts, he does a pretty bad job of selling himself as a "teacher". People who are people or who know people post on here, but they're hardly going to recommend someone who can't use English properly, are they?

But really, blaming Poland for his own problems is pretty much a certain sign that the problem is himself, not Poland.
delphiandomine   
28 Oct 2011
Work / Englishman seeking non teaching work asap - to stay in Poland or ..? [37]

Yeah quite a lot. Wee Cardno who used to post on here was a barman. A few other friends I have work in bars too. My fav barman was a nutter of an Englishman who used to serve at the Irish arms in Krk.

Bloody hell, just shows how one country can be totally different. I'd fall over in shock if I met a foreigner working in a bar here!

About the only foreigners working in "service" jobs here are the sudden proliferation of Turks - most of them are probably Erasmus students, though.

Some of the characters dishing out advice on here are still 60zł an hour any age, any level anytime teachers after years of being here.

Like who? I know a few posters on here, and none of them fit into that bracket.

It seems they like to round on the 'off the plane' brigade as a way of making themselves feel more important!

I am important, I don't need to "feel" important. :)
delphiandomine   
28 Oct 2011
Work / Englishman seeking non teaching work asap - to stay in Poland or ..? [37]

if he cannot be bothered to answer mi questions I am not going to bother putting him in touch with a couple of friends who
I have in Krakow who might be able to help and as far as I am concerned he can get stuffed

Just shows how someone can really mess up things for themselves, doesn't it?

I know a couple of people in Krakow who might be willing to help him as well, but if he's already ******** and complaining about Poland and Poles, why the hell should I?

Apart from maybe bar work

Have you ever met a foreigner working in a Polish bar?

(genuine question, Krakow is totally different to Poznan in terms of people)
delphiandomine   
28 Oct 2011
UK, Ireland / Websites for Poles to benefit from Britain! [210]

As a person who's paid tax and national insurance contributions all my working life.. i give a ****.

That's why you're posting on PF at 2pm, then.
delphiandomine   
28 Oct 2011
Work / Englishman seeking non teaching work asap - to stay in Poland or ..? [37]

Is that something a newbie in poland can look forward to do u think?

Depends what they can offer Poland.

Getting 10-15k a month is perfectly realistic for a newbie, provided he has the right skills to offer Poland. Even teachers can pull in 10k a month if they're willing to work for it.

I know several foreigners who are earning in/around the 200k mark gross. All of them have significant skills, experience and language abilities.

Pity that its not like England for the Polish!!

That's because people aren't better off here to sit at home and complain about bloody foreigners taking all teh jobs.

without EU assistance and the foreign investment here,this country would still be in communist state

What country would be in good shape without foreign investment, I wonder?
delphiandomine   
28 Oct 2011
Work / Englishman seeking non teaching work asap - to stay in Poland or ..? [37]

Based on opinions, my personal views on poland have been shaped to make poland seem impossible to make a "decent" living in.

Why? Plenty of people make very good money here - many of them from nothing. Look at all the nice cars, nice flats, nice everything that's here - all this is the result of wealth.

But, like in every country, it isn't handed to you - you have to work for it.
delphiandomine   
28 Oct 2011
Work / Englishman seeking non teaching work asap - to stay in Poland or ..? [37]

Well, it's not hard to see why you were let go. You, along with countless others, are discovering the hard way that you can't step off the plane and be embraced with open arms - especially in Krakow and Wroclaw, there are already more than enough native speakers for everyone.

If you want work in Poland, there's plenty of it - small towns are screaming for native speakers to come and work. But in Krakow?

Anyway, the best advice is indeed to go home - if you can't find work off your own back, the work isn't going to come to you. Poland is a very competitive place - what gives you an advantage?

On a serious note - if you want work, go print up 100 CV's and go and speak to every single business you can find. In fact, you might as well print up 500 of them. Go to every single business you can find and talk to them. Bars, restaurants, hotels, every single one - someone might employ you.

But bear in mind that you're unlikely to earn much more than 1500zl netto by doing this.
delphiandomine   
28 Oct 2011
UK, Ireland / Websites for Poles to benefit from Britain! [210]

are a NET DRAIN on our country. FACT

Anyone who says FACT usually doesn't have any proof of it.

I'm willing to bet my left testicle that "hudsonhicks" is just another unemployed lazy Brit.
delphiandomine   
28 Oct 2011
News / Monument gets erected when a clique rules in a small Polish town [29]

and from what I can gather the monument isn't founded by the town authorities but by private founders

Does that excuse the utter lack of transparency surrounding the building? I would have thought that PiS would be massively against private individuals going against the law for their own gain - I mean - it's utterly against what they claim to stand for.

Not that it surprises any of us, and obviously the local mayor is hoping for a seat in the next Sejm, but...

I'll give it a week before it's vandalised beyond repair.
delphiandomine   
27 Oct 2011
News / Poland Parliament elections in October 2011 [944]

the opposition is so abysmal and incompetent that it is not fulfilling its function of keeping the government to account.

At one point last year, the SLD were the effective opposition due to the utter incompetence of PiS. Ridiculous.
delphiandomine   
26 Oct 2011
Work / Advice on Teaching English in Poland [709]

you would be amazed at the number of English teachers who never have the sense to ask if their
client could show them a letter that they wrote.

The smartest students I've ever had have always had me check things for them - one of them used to get me to check/correct all important communications between him and the German President, who apparently spoke English absolutely perfectly and demanded the same from the lower staff.
delphiandomine   
26 Oct 2011
News / Poland Parliament elections in October 2011 [944]

But it was quite predictable - Ziobro was told to shut up.

Looks like my prediction will come true - there will be a bitter battle for control of PiS. I know a couple of PiS supporters, and they're fed up (or more accurately, sick to death) with Kaczynski - many of them pointed out that Ziobro and his like were merely repeating what they thought the Saviour wanted to hear - rather than actually believing any of it.

Still, they have three long years to have a huge meltdown and sort themselves out.
delphiandomine   
26 Oct 2011
News / Poland Parliament elections in October 2011 [944]

Yesterday, at PiS meeting, he was refused the right to speak.

Isn't he the deputy chairman?

I don`t think so. Ziobro is believed to have a few hooks/catches on the Saviour and if is sacked, he might reveal some secret info on PiS and its leader.

I don't think it's a matter of hooks/catches, just a matter of Ziobro being popular enough within PiS (unlike the PJN guys) to split the party in half if he's thrown out. Whether or not Kaczynski is wise enough to realise this is another question.

See how he refuses to be interviewed by TVN station:

It's just laugh-a-minute with them at the minute.
delphiandomine   
26 Oct 2011
Work / Advice on Teaching English in Poland [709]

It depends on the factors. Where are you in Poland, are you working legally, and do you know what you're doing?

Also depends on just who - I found IT types were an incredible pain - they'd always turn up late, they'd be completely uninterested and would not bother showing up half the time. I used to teach the two IT directors for a very well known Polish company - and even they had a poor opinion of them. Almost exclusively, they were people with a few years experience, and they had developed the chip on the shoulder but not the professional attitude.

Conversely, I always found that directors of companies were far more laid back - and professional, despite being far higher in the food chain.

Hi I recently moved to Poland and have now started teaching English in a language school, I was wondering if anyone knew the rate (gross/nett) for corporate work? is it higher that teaching teens in a language school? Any help/info would be great, thanks in advance for the replies.

It can depend wildly. But as a rule, no language school is going to send a native to a company for less than 65PLN an hour unless they're utter cowboys.

One company director was once kind enough to tell me how much he paid for classes - which was very helpful in negotiating a price. One trick - always a good idea to have the first class *before* negotiating the price - as you'll know what they expect.
delphiandomine   
25 Oct 2011
News / Poland Parliament elections in October 2011 [944]

It is a dreadful dilemma - in a sense, they're politically in no man's land. They're guaranteed 25-30% of the vote for simply showing up and spouting their usual nonsense, but the electoral mathematics means that PO/SLD/Palikot/PSL will just swap seats between them - keeping PiS firmly out of power. The other parties will never, ever deal with Kaczynski - and he won't deal with them, so really, what choice do they have?

What does he count for? That the Saviour will voluntarily relinquish his grip on PiS and stand back, to let Ziobro be No 1?

Not a chance in hell. Can anyone really see Kaczynski retiring from frontline politics without a massive fight?

This election proved one thing - Kaczynski is unelectable. But they can't win (sorry) with or without him. The only hope that they have right now is to depose Kaczynski, suffer the inevitable split that reduces their seats to around 20% - and then do a deal with PO to enter into a coalition with them. Can anyone see that happening?
delphiandomine   
24 Oct 2011
Law / How to register a new business in Poland [129]

Is this accountant at it with their monthly charges? It sounds a bit steep to me, especially when they know I only have one employee at the moment.

Far too high - I pay 100zl+VAT for 50 invoices going through a month. That includes paperwork for employees/etc.

Total net price (HR+payroll): 575 PLN

Way over the top. I know a business that's putting through around 150 invoices a month for some serious cash (and non-EU too - all transactions in CHF) and they're paying 400PLN a month. That includes the paperwork for the employees and so on.

But, services are frequently quite expensive

There's much more disparity in the price of services, I think.

I had the same nonsense when finding an accountant - quotes of 300/400 from ones in the city, but my little osiedle-based accountant charged 100+VAT for absolutely spot on service. I could visit her anytime, ask questions, etc - all in the price. Anyone trying to charge more for invoices issued to clients outside Poland is frankly having a laugh - it's a piece of **** for them to deal with.