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The slow, whiny death of British Christianity [86]
I have seen the light!
I: You shall develop a sense of humour.
II: You shall treat others as if they are your own flesh and blood.
III: You shall make love, not war.
IV: You shall try to share that which you have in abundance with those who haven't.
V: You shall never judge or condemn yourself, or someone else for a thought or an opinion.
VI: You shall try to help the one who steals from you to a job.
VII: You shall appreciate good food, alcohol, music, sports, literature, humour, videogames, films, theatre, art, poetry, soft-drugs and lots of sex.
VIII: You shall try to make atleast one person smile every day.
IX: You shall stop talking to dead people, and start talking to eachother.
X: You shall treat your lesser with the same respect as your superiour.
XI: You shall never speak on my behalf, and not answer any questions to which you don't know the answer.
XII: You shall not harm anyone who isn't harming you.
XIII: You shall shave your pubic hairs.
Super-Amen.
:)