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dtaylor5632   
12 Dec 2010
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

Yep. Jokes, much like stereotypes, must contain a degree of truth otherwise they are not funny.

SO you would agree with the dumb polack stereotype?
dtaylor5632   
12 Dec 2010
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

Now what would be the reason for Americans to consider Poles so stupid?

Distance and lack of knowledge. But why would a Pole even take into consideration what some red neck yank thinks about them?
dtaylor5632   
12 Dec 2010
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

we don't really care what the others think about our likes.

Obviously you all do with all this greetin about Polish jokes.
dtaylor5632   
12 Dec 2010
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

Go tell this to Jewish people who don't want to hear jokes about Jews looking and acting like rats.

Awwwwww, throwing your toys out the pram cos the big boys are picking on you??
dtaylor5632   
11 Dec 2010
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

If I was to critisize Scotland you'll be probably first to defend it.

The whole point Zeti is that we aren't being critical.....we're telling jokes. gee wizz.

Would you tell a jokes about dumb Scots?

If they are funny, why not. Unlike Poles, Scots like to tell jokes that perceive them in a negative manner. It's why "banter" is so popular here. We already know our pros and cons but we aren't that that wimpy that we cannie take it.
dtaylor5632   
11 Dec 2010
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

Contact with foreigners via the Internet doesn't count at all?

Not really no.

Women can say more words by a mean glimpse than a word... ;>

Unfortunately for you Polish forums doesn't have a built in web cam application ;)
dtaylor5632   
11 Dec 2010
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

Most outside this forum.

Yeah, just seems to me that every Polish friend I have would disagree, or the hundred of students of mine would also going by what was talked about in classes.

I would just stop smiling and talking with that person. If someone doesn't know how to behave in my acompanionship then it means he is not a best material for a friend...

Well done Zeti, you have managed to agree with exactly what I was saying from the start. Took your time eh? :D

You say your right and it doesn't persuede me. Sorry.

Strange, for you to have such an opinion based on experiences of living in what country....Poland. When you eventually spend enough time in a particular country, maybe then you can come back and give an opinion about its natives views on Poles...
dtaylor5632   
11 Dec 2010
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

You wouldn't because Poles know that's true in many cases.

Do they? Really? Which ones?

so you acknoledge that they tease us deliberately?

If you "bite back" then yes and they will continue to do so until you learn not to be so super sensitive with those jokes. Better would be to turn it around and for Poles to play on the dumb Polak stereotype.

That means there is antipolish sentiment somewhere and I shouldn;t laugh from jokes that are tend to offend me...

NO ZETI, it means there are some idiots everywhere who dont really care if you are a Pole or not they will still use whatever ur weakness is to offend you. If you had tiny tits and a face like a badgers ass after it had been raped by a Rhino they would use that in place.
dtaylor5632   
11 Dec 2010
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

If you "show" them, then they will stop.

Paying them no attention also works, are you that worried about your own standing that you need to respond to that? Do you have such a low esteem of yourself that you feel the need to prove to yourself and others that they cannot make jokes about ur country?

as I know that many Poles are indeed thieves and "streetsmarts"

Now if I was Polish I would take issue with that particular comment.

Thanks to these kind of jokes people are tend to believe that Poles are really backwarded dumbs and they really fought during WW2 with tanks by sabers...

Have you ever lived outside Poland Zeti? I think you will find that hardly anyone actually believes that. They just know that Poles will be overly sensitive to that comment so they use it, and by yourself being overly sensitive to the term only proves to them more cause to use it.
dtaylor5632   
11 Dec 2010
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

No it's a sign of self respect.

Self respect is also about taking things with a pinch of salt. If you cant rise above it then you're too weak hearted.

David many of those jokes are really aggresive and tells me that I'm genetically mentally disabled. And I should laugh from it?!

They don't tell you anything but that the person making them don't deserve your interest. If you are overly offended by them then take issue, but generally it just means that you don't have much self confidence or respect, as people who do have wouldn't give too much of a toss about them.

Problem is also that Poles wouldn't find that kind of joke funny

Do they not? Strange cos the vast majority of Poles I know did.

Btw. Will I find a African American laughing from jokes about backs? No they would consider it racist. Even if it was really funny.

Some of the best African American comics will and do often make jokes about Black people and their attitudes.
dtaylor5632   
11 Dec 2010
Law / Poland residency permit / registration questions. [23]

I knew that in order to get permit here to stay

You dont need a permit to stay. You're an EU national.

I am also aware that we have a maximum stay of 3 months before I get told to go back to england, unless I obtain some sort of permit, correct?

Nope, as an EU national you can stay for as long as you like.

It's the EU people, no need to register unless you are planning to work.
dtaylor5632   
11 Dec 2010
Life / What is the reason for POLISH jokes ? [486]

That means that they are indeed stupid people if they laugh with jokes which pokes fun on them

Thats a very stupid way to put it to be honest. A sign of how great a person can be is their ability to rise above it. It's only a joke for god sake and only Poles would take them to heart. Stop crying about them and have a laugh back. Some of the best comedy ever made was due to the fact that people were about to poke fun at themselves and their peers.

What did the Polka ask the Doctor when he told her that she was pregnant?
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Is it mine????

:D
dtaylor5632   
9 Dec 2010
Food / Irn Bru in Poland [20]

And just for an extra snigger!
youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5iyAcMi8rjk

Even though I used to be a man!
dtaylor5632   
8 Dec 2010
News / Poles don't have a heart for math... says The New York Times [84]

This is a very strange article indeed. As I would have said in my opinion that maths and economics are some of the Polish characteristics ive came to love about them. Strange the fact I fell in love with my ex for one of the reasons was that she was so intelligent when it came to economics and finished top of her year when graduating from the University of Economics in Krk.
dtaylor5632   
8 Dec 2010
Food / Polish honey liquor called something like "vitatass"? [37]

I like how you say "stashed away" does your lovely other half know about this? :)

Normally I sip the stuff like a fine whisky, but the lovely girls behind the bar at Nic Nowego gave me it once as a shot to down, then a slice of orange to suck on after......try it, fantastic :)
dtaylor5632   
8 Dec 2010
News / Medvedev in Poland [28]

Smite u too Seanus, non believer!!!!!!!
dtaylor5632   
7 Dec 2010
News / John Godson, born in Nigeria, might become Poland Sejm's first black deputy! [313]

Who are you guys to say others shouldn't have an opinion?

Do you really feel the need to put a cam in my bedroom to see what colour of person i shag is???
Oh god, when were u last laid :D

But many older blacks feel this very same way but they get a pass, they never get called a racist for it. :s
Sorry but where are the older blacks on this forum who are arguing this point?
dtaylor5632   
7 Dec 2010
News / John Godson, born in Nigeria, might become Poland Sejm's first black deputy! [313]

I forgot about the government of Native Indian Americans. Those far right bastards really tried to expel anyone with slightly black skin...simultaneously at the same time as the botfly invasion, chief black crow hate white seagull declared war on the outsider mole borrower population. The moles fought tirelessly to defend their new found lands. but they were forced towards the sea where they could no longer dig....their fate was made, death by the sea. But one little mole, dug much earlier when the battle was commencing, he dug all his way to the west of America. years after mole hills were found all across the usa, they tried to flatten them, but nothing happened as the moles moved on. the moles eventually sucked america of all the worms, therefore making the place only good enough to have fatty animals graze on it....thats the true reason for the obesity reason in the US and also why the blood sucking black people have developed the ability to undress white women by shouting the words "Euan McGregor" at an egg.
dtaylor5632   
7 Dec 2010
News / John Godson, born in Nigeria, might become Poland Sejm's first black deputy! [313]

Mating and breeding (cigars and beers is fine). This goes for other races too. Everyone should stay with their own kind.

Why? who I **** is not your business...

Immigration should be tightly controlled.

Strange, cos the people in power said the same 300 years ago in America, but without it the US would still be under the crown.
dtaylor5632   
3 Dec 2010
News / Poland has low murder rate [60]

Yup, RevokeNice was the master of that art form :D

Studies also found that while bees help frail, old bees across the road, it confirmed suspicions that wasps are a bunch of arrogant, two-faced bastards that wouldn't **** in your face if your teeth were on fire.