Love / Are Polish and Slavic men perhaps a little bit insecure sometimes? [113]


I would suggest a centaur with ski boots on...

Love / Are Polish and Slavic men perhaps a little bit insecure sometimes? [113]


yep it is Allison infected with Crow's idea about the Slavic superiority:)

Love / THE POLISH DISEASE, wanna marry a Polish girl ? read on... [197]


And let this be a lesson to you, in fact not only to you but to any male interested in amour polonaise. The trick is to wear ski boots at all times, especially on the wedding day (and night), so now you know it.

No there is nothing wrong with ski boot fetish, a passion to be shared and cherished with your loved one and her offspring until old age...

Life / How to Politely Refuse a Drink in Poland [72]


they might take that at face value and take you for a bohemian artist in making and thus expect you to drink even more

Life / How to Politely Refuse a Drink in Poland [72]

ahh so the drunk driver is the glutton, the plot thickens... (reminds me of Fight Club, let's call this one Fat Club)

Life / How to Politely Refuse a Drink in Poland [72]

hmm I think the driver in his drunken road rage would honk the glutton to death...

Life / How to Politely Refuse a Drink in Poland [72]

yeah ok but that's unfair, let's even up the odds...

Glutton's weapon : a sturdy ladle

Driver's weapon: a leather-bolstered steering wheel

Life / How to Politely Refuse a Drink in Poland [72]

A heavy weight glutton VS a drunk driver, who would win??

Glutton's special ability: Burning vomit (due to the high concentration of gastric acid)

Driver's special ability: Road-rage

Life / How to Politely Refuse a Drink in Poland [72]

what's worse, drunk-driving or jogging on a (brim)full stomach?

Love / Do Polish girls like playing with men's feelings on internet? [52]

workaholic...

Work / Poland or Hungary - which one for my scholarship? [26]

Once I met a girl from Hungary named Boglarka. Upon hearing her name I tactfully replied: "This sounds like a tractor brand name". Fortunately she was even more drunk than me so my faux pas went seemingly unnoticed.

What is the relevance of this? Well it seems like they (Hungarians) can drink with manners (unlike me).

Life / 2 months to go - I will be a Polish citizen and try to find a better place to raise my kid. [67]


thanks for your yet again very insightful advice, but as it happens I'm fluent in Polish courtesy of my Polish dad and as such I don't need a partner to help me read, pay my bills, get me a passport etc. Best of luck to your child, it will really need it.

Life / 2 months to go - I will be a Polish citizen and try to find a better place to raise my kid. [67]

As a Dane I have no problem reading Norwegian so here is some sad news for ya

vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=10001532

I'll translate the headline for you the rest you need to figure out on your own :)

'Booming unemployment among the Polish in Norway'

cheers, and btw with your attitude you'll be fecked where ever you go.

Life / 2 months to go - I will be a Polish citizen and try to find a better place to raise my kid. [67]


well not part of EU, tough luck, your PL passport won't help.
I hope you don't end up in Denmark, last thing they need is a parasite like you, shame for Poland to be your 'host' for that long.

Travel / Poland in photo riddles [3134]

It's a three-pack! (a romantic spot for young Polish couples to meet and share a six-pack)

Life / 2 months to go - I will be a Polish citizen and try to find a better place to raise my kid. [67]


C'mon give us some details, don't be so cheap. All right I'll give you one PZN per detail, the gory ones 2 PZN a piece.


By the looks of it there won't be much of a culture to pass from your side anyway, but at least make sure your kid learns how to count money. Leave the culture part to his mum.


You don't even speak English perhaps your kid will give you some pointers in a few years.


Damn, what kind of deals do you make? No wonder you strayed so far away from your flock... anyways I retract my previous statement, let the mum teach your kid about the value of money.


Man I would stop trying too, if I were you. No worries it looks like your parenthood will be a breeze. You don't need to worry about the money (Your wife and later your kid will take care of you), no language and no culture to pass on... hmm, easy peasy. So cheer up:)

Love / Do African or Afro- American women find Polish men attractive? [179]

LOL speak for yourself! I've seen a lot of black beauties to die for and was fortunate enough to be with one (shame that only one) but damn she was beautiful and fun:)

Food / Why is it that some Polish people refuse to eat anything that is not Polish? [120]


Sure you can;

- Look ma, he eats pierogi!!

- Shhh child not so loud, he might be Polish...

- Really Polish, how'd you know ma??!

- See that yellow stuff sticking out of his socks, that's bigos.

- Ohhhh wow bigos, yeah he's Polish all right.

Easy :D

Food / Why is it that some Polish people refuse to eat anything that is not Polish? [120]

Amazing, you've never heard of The Cheese Samurais and The Shogun Brie-yamoto, damn paddy, mix some milk with that Guiness, will ya!

Food / Why is it that some Polish people refuse to eat anything that is not Polish? [120]

Many nationalities are very conservative about their food habits, sad really. From what I heard the Japanese are very adventurous always willing to try something new culinary wise. The Danes are pathetic, the sushi in Denmark started to become popular less than 10 years ago:(

UK, Ireland / Poles and Irish, what do you think, are we friends or enemies? [62]

I think there might be a little bit of animosity between the two nations since the siege of Dublin by king Sobieski in 256 b.c.

History / Something to amuse you - Mister of Poland Beauty Contest 1990! [12]

This 'contest' must have been one of the very few official outlets possible for the homosexuals in (barely) post commie Poland, it is so gay:) No disrespect to anyone here, just an observation.

News / New cross war in Warsaw [530]

I'm gonna give'm a chicken! Predator kurwa!

News / New cross war in Warsaw [530]


back to the usual stuff like 'Bayerische Motoren Werke' ;)

News / Polish leader urges EU to keep generous aid funds [32]

can't answer that as I don't live in Poland, but it wouldn't suprise me as the BY economy is in shambles, soviet style state-run, so some goods overthere are bound to be cheap for Poles.

News / Polish leader urges EU to keep generous aid funds [32]

so cigarettes are cheaper in Serbia, ergo the neighboring EU countries are enslaved... oh c'mon you need to do better than that

News / Polish leader urges EU to keep generous aid funds [32]

I beg to differ, all the current Slavic members of EU have benefitted greatly from the membership, the one closest to you Slovenia is a prime example.

News / Polish leader urges EU to keep generous aid funds [32]

no it actually saddens me, so I apologize for this under-the-belt jab but damn Crow where you get your ideas from is absolutely beyond me.

News / Polish leader urges EU to keep generous aid funds [32]

so that in the future they don't have to be humiliated further by being compared to Serbia...?

Genealogy / Labia: IS THIS A COMMON GIRLS NAME...in Poland..? [19]

I don't get it, why did the admin have to neuter this thread?? As if OP was dead serious... (sigh)