Life / Why are cars so expensive in Poland ? [23]

I need to buy a Mercedes sprinter van , to move all the contents of my Polish farm to my new home in Russia.....they are about half the price in the UK as they are in Poland , the only problem being the steering wheel on the wrong side , not a problem for me , but hopefully it will still sell ok in Moscow....Cars in Moscow are even more expensive than Polish ones...

Life / Do men in Poland go to barber shops or hair salons ? [16]


I am 57 and still have long hair.... it goes with the Harley...

News / Grafitti plague in Warsaw [84]

If anyone paints anything on my house i will punch their face in...its not called violence , its called street theatre....

History / Why did Russia attack Poland in WW2? [178]


If you have one thousand soldiers in a defended position , it requires at least three thousand soldiers to stand a good chance of defeating them , so three against one is the ideal military situation..

Life / Do men in Poland go to barber shops or hair salons ? [16]


Yes... to hide the fact they are going bald... you can,t fool me...

History / Why did Russia attack Poland in WW2? [178]

In 1610 Polish forces invaded Moscow.....In 1939 the Russians were just returning the favour...

Life / Do men in Poland go to barber shops or hair salons ? [16]

I have never been to a barber shop in the five years i have been in Poland , usually go to salons where they can cope with long hair....

Do they have barbers shops in Poland....? there are not that many Polish guys with any hair....

News / Do Poles take Kaczynski seriously!? [199]


He does a good impression does he not...?

Love / Arabs: "Polish women are easy and stupid" [132]

Maybe your nose is too close to your ass....?

Law / What banks are people using in Poland? [50]

You are welcome..

Law / What banks are people using in Poland? [50]


Its Nordea.... they have branches all over the place...you can even set up an account over the internet , though i have to say my attempt to do this was a failure , probably due to my muppetry with a computer...

Have a look at this....

nordea.com/About+Nordea/Contact/51452.html

Law / What banks are people using in Poland? [50]


Me too....i was using PKO , but switched to Nordea as they have branches in Russia as well as Poland....handy as i will be back and forth between both places...

News / POLISH COPS TO BREATHALISE CANOE USERS.... [30]

OOOH ERR MISSUS... you would think that having lots of beer would encourage such naughty practices....

You started this thread in the public forums. Just for once stay on topic, rather than trying to turn it into a smutty thread.

News / POLISH COPS TO BREATHALISE CANOE USERS.... [30]

I think they could do far more good by getting all the drunk drivers off the road....how much does the carnage on Polish roads cost each year.....?

Travel / Driving to Poland from England - any tips? [264]


No , its not such a nightmare if you break the journey up a bit for the sake of the kids....

Are you planning doing the trip in one go , or stopping overnight some place...??

I drove several times from Leeds to near Drawsko pomorskie , so a very similar route to the one you will take no doubt....

The distance is about 800 miles to where you are going , at a guess , so its a long trip for children i suppose....

When i was doing it on my own , i would do it in one hit , i would get off the ferry in Rotterdam at 8am in the morning , and a steady run , not crawling , but not thrashing the nuts off anything would see me in Drawsko about midnight , thats with a few stops on the way , and a bit of a kip if i got tired...

When i was leading a convoy of Landrovers carry aid to the same area , i was aware that not everyone can drive such distances , so we stopped overnight in the German city of Celle , i can recommend the silver sands camp site on the outskirts ( silbersands ) This is about half distance to where you are going , so should give you and the kids a break.....

When i did the journey i used the E30 , which runs all the way from Rotterdam to Szczecin , but probably you want to aim a bit further south in Poland....

Have a safe journey... watch out for the Polish drivers.....some of em are raving mad....

History / Polish flag over the Reichstag first? [399]

These pictures are from the Russian point of view , so not suprisingly there is no mention of the Poles...

But some very interesting pics of the final moments of the battle for Berlin....

englishrussia.com/index.php/2011/05/06/the-berlin-capture-by-soviet-soldiers/

Love / Well.. I got a Polish girl pregnant.. [88]

Leg it back to your wife....

Love / Poland wow wife [52]


Thats not racist...just an opinion...

Life / Best place to buy winter clothing in Warsaw [11]

Find a good outdoor or camping shop in the states....

You could always get them to ship it to Poland for you...

Love / Poland wow wife [52]

Is it not....?

Law / PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF SWASTIKA AND NAZI SYMBOLS in Krakow, Poland - Where I should report them? [56]

there is a big zlot coming up in Borno sullinovo....

there will be lots of Nazi symbols on display , not to mention lots of Red army ones , and i dare say a few from various Muslim terrorist organisations....

The policja will be attending the zlot too... to direct traffic and look for lost kids...

Everyone will have a great time , and hopefully some of the younger people will learn a bit of history...

Law / PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF SWASTIKA AND NAZI SYMBOLS in Krakow, Poland - Where I should report them? [56]

This is not a neo nazi parading down the street waving the flag , its some guy just selling second world war medals and stuff.....

Get yourself a hobby Kate , and stop worrying about it... the Policja are not going to be the slightest bit interested in checking this out....

Love / Poland wow wife [52]


Yorkshire has definatly got the best silly names in the country...

Whipmawhopmagate in York takes some beating...

Love / Poland wow wife [52]


Your insult would have been more impressive if you had not spelt education wrongly...!

Law / PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF SWASTIKA AND NAZI SYMBOLS in Krakow, Poland - Where I should report them? [56]


Can you provide a link to the website....i would like to buy some of this stuff....?

Are you aware Kate , that most of the nazi uniforms and equipment used by re,enactment groups is made in Poland...?

Law / PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF SWASTIKA AND NAZI SYMBOLS in Krakow, Poland - Where I should report them? [56]

Why not come to the historical zlot in Borno sullinovo....?

There will be lots of people in German uniform , lots of military vehicles with swastika,s on...

You can really get your knickers in a twist there...

Law / PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF SWASTIKA AND NAZI SYMBOLS in Krakow, Poland - Where I should report them? [56]

Is this a bunch of Nazis waving their flags.... or just a historical display...?

History / Polish flag over the Reichstag first? [399]

The USA would also not have had a base to launch the invasion of Europe....D day would never have happened...

Love / Poland wow wife [52]

there is a place is Austria i think...?

its called Fucking...apparently they get really cheesed off with Brits going there and stealing the sign....

Here is some information about the town of F*king...

tourmycountry.com/austria/fucking.htm