Life / Are there aliens already in Poland? What do Polish people think about extraterrestrials? [34]


that planet is called United Kingdom...

USA, Canada / Moved back from Canada to Poland:). Here are the reasons why. [868]


yep that's what I meant, thanks:) you know, being an eternal optimist I do struggle with negations.

USA, Canada / Moved back from Canada to Poland:). Here are the reasons why. [868]


Right, pigeons can snort hence the leftovers, Polska here I come:)

USA, Canada / Moved back from Canada to Poland:). Here are the reasons why. [868]


Damn, the parties I go to, small piles of white stuff are always cleaned out to the tiniest last grain. Were you hoping for a breakfast of the champions? Ha, fat chance!:)

USA, Canada / Moved back from Canada to Poland:). Here are the reasons why. [868]


oh so sweet, a tear twinkles in my eye :)


Wow party on, I've heard those teddy-bear get-togethers are really hopping, awesome drugs, sick music! ;)

News / Poland could emerge as new European and world power. If? [116]


LOL
do you need any nails..?

USA, Canada / How Poles and other Slavs celebrate and participate in USA everyday life. Chicago as Polish province? [47]


LOL
yep the little bugger snores way too loud

Travel / Which cities in Poland are nice to visit [80]


LOL you gotta be pretty miserable since you have to pay for it ;)

Life / I got beaten and kicks in my face just cuz i dont look polish [205]


WOW lol

...and if this was answered by Nika (hypothetically speaking, we don't know for sure she is lesbian...)

Nika: I got smitten and tits in my face just cuz they look so polish ;)

Love / Why are Polish women so sexy ? [390]


yeah I do, having quite a lot of fun doing so:)

Life / Queues in Poland - everyone in line is sandwiched [44]


my personal space is oddly enough the same shape, size and volume as my body...

Love / Such a Very Sad Loss.. fighting the battle with a Polish lady to see my daugher. [56]


Hardly any knowledge worth knowing if you'd like be friends with someone and the first impression hypothetically still counted, but come to think of it I could use that as leverage, should I feel like blackmailing someone into friendship ;)


I admit that being good friends with your ex, no hidden agenda on either side, may not be a frequent occurrence but it does exist. Yeah just this week I had a friendly chat with my ex and she is a Bigfoot...

News / POLISH ART is not well represented in the West (especially in the US). Why? [25]

USA, Canada / Polish Food - 40 flavors of pierogies in the US [113]


fvcking hell, like sweet and sour with lark genitals simmered in baby seal oil!!??

News / Giant Jesus Rising in Świebodzin ( Tallest in world ) [323]


Simple but elegant indeed, distilling the essence of Christianity and Polish patriotism into two brilliant sentences! Man you've got a talent, this should be the preface for the new Polish Bible edition, unadulterated and pure... (and uncensored ).

News / U.S. role in Poland is shrinking [82]


Just about any social and economic statistic you pull out on that 'mess over there' as you refer to it, consisting of Nordic countries, Benelux, Switzerland and Germany shows these countries to be way ahead of USA.

Love / 'Battered husbands' - still a taboo subject in Poland [387]


I know, so elegant ;D

UK, Ireland / Do all Brits take (illegal) drugs? [114]


oops my sincere apologies, I'm so homo today ;)

UK, Ireland / Do all Brits take (illegal) drugs? [114]

patience, give him some time, wait 'til the reefer around him thins out and he can actually see the screen

Love / 'Battered husbands' - still a taboo subject in Poland [387]


Lots of men and women are suspected to be under the influence...

UK, Ireland / Do all Brits take (illegal) drugs? [114]

Well, having spent 2 years on Koh Phangan (South East Asia's answer to Ibiza), having business and working there apart from partying my ass off:) I have to say that Brits are definitely the ones with the most extensive 'drug culture'. They start really early, pilling away through the weekends at the age of 13-14, something totally unheard of in Scandinavia.

Love / Inside polish women's psychology and mind [109]

ah, c'mon it's not so bad, it only gets iffy when you guys turn girlfriends ;D

Life / Jehova's witnesses in Poland - how to deal with them? [110]


Not me, I always welcome them with open arms, mia casa es tu casa my little Jehova b!tch, as it is etched with a rusty nail on my front door. They wanna talk the invisible fairies in togas, they come to the right person. Courteous as I am I always offer them few hits on a bong (a chance to level with me), polite and humble as they are they always decline. Though once I had one of them come back few days after asking if I could sell him some, oh well a spiritual relapse I suppose...

USA, Canada / Moved back from Canada to Poland:). Here are the reasons why. [868]


I just hope you feel the same about mine, ahhh so good not to be a Polish Gilfriend ;D

USA, Canada / Moved back from Canada to Poland:). Here are the reasons why. [868]

Damn you Aphro! You got that one crossed out of my fantasy list, the Polish girlfriend item that is. Not that I didn't have my doubts hearing some rumors about their affinity for' Balkan charm' ;D

News / Tusk cracks down on designer drugs ("dopalacze") in Poland [171]


nah I don't think so, last time I checked I still had an address.

News / Tusk cracks down on designer drugs ("dopalacze") in Poland [171]


absolutely not!


So true, it is the tridimensional structure of the molecule that determines its effect - its affinity to certain receptors in the brain, think of it as a key that fits the lock. It doesn't matter they are amphetamine based, their effects differ (a lot!) as their 3D structure is different from one another.

Love / How easy is it to pick up a girl from a club/bar in Warsaw ? [65]

oh I dunno I met once this really slutty nun at the library... she said that the convent was meant to cure her sex addiction.

Life / Poles - what other nationality would you say you are most like? [125]

Just an observation of mine with a hint of generalization since that is the name of the game on PF;)
Poles are bit like French in the sense that both tend to take themselves very seriously and lack the ability to laugh at themselves.

Love / Are Polish and Slavic men perhaps a little bit insecure sometimes? [113]


What, an Ukrainian cross-country skier who's after your jeans?? C'mon I thought you were no nonsense kind of girl...