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FlaglessPole   
2 Apr 2011
News / Poland liberalizes drug laws in effort to focus on treatment [35]

The Polish parliament Friday passed new legislation that gives prosecutors more leeway in seeking punishments for people caught carrying small amounts of drugs.

Great news! Polska is gearing up for a serious party time :D I could do with a weed taxi, I've convinced my water monitor to go get some for me. It’s been a week since it left…and it hasn’t been back yet.
FlaglessPole   
2 Apr 2011
USA, Canada / Moved back from Canada to Poland:). Here are the reasons why. [868]

Ha...! funny enough i have only seen two stags here in Poland....one was a sadly a dead one that had been shot by hunters , the other was a huge beast that slowly sauntered across the road in front of my car just down the road from my farm...

heh I've got this 1,5 meter water monitor [/url]living in my garden, lol I should 'super -size' it with pigeon-burgers and call it Plasma Screen

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_monitor
FlaglessPole   
2 Apr 2011
USA, Canada / Moved back from Canada to Poland:). Here are the reasons why. [868]

My garden is very popular with wild boar , and deer , i have one female deer thats been coming close to my house for the last five years , sometimes she brings friends....

Good on you, it’s not like one can accuse you of throwing stag parties :)
FlaglessPole   
2 Apr 2011
Feedback / A Personal Request to all PF members [119]

Is it overrepresentation of trolls,is it discrepancy of internet from real life is that low lives pollute the forums what is it?

Honestly I don’t know, I’m too dizzy from the height you’ve elevated this topic to… now here’s a biscuit for you. Go on have it, it’s ukrainka-flavored.
FlaglessPole   
1 Apr 2011
News / Anti semtism at Polish Congress [57]

I second that, patriotism - more often such a poor excuse for a full-blown idiocracy
FlaglessPole   
31 Mar 2011
Feedback / A Personal Request to all PF members [119]

please dont ever say anything negative about Poland?

with emphasis on 'please' or 'don't ever'? take your pick..;)
FlaglessPole   
31 Mar 2011
Feedback / A Personal Request to all PF members [119]

I think what he meant was...

Hi people,

I am just going to mention the obvious.

With respects and friendly gesture,

LTB

...but I'm not quite sure what it means
FlaglessPole   
31 Mar 2011
News / Anti semtism at Polish Congress [57]

Jan Kobylanski is as sane as all the people who listen to Radio Maryja (a radio station he sponsors) who want Jesus Christ for the king of Poland.

LOL and Homer Simpson for president, well not quite, it's a tie between HS and Harry Potter's youthful charisma oozing of that forbidden grand-child sex...
FlaglessPole   
30 Mar 2011
Love / Are Polish men sexist? [53]

That's probably the most disturbing scene anyone could read about in the am, before they've had their coffee.

do you take it with milk? ;)
FlaglessPole   
30 Mar 2011
Love / Are Polish men sexist? [53]

...c'mon I know you like it... picture this you and your Misiu up all night doing lines then when the push comes to shove and the shovel naturally proves too soft (no Viagra in sight) what do you do? You grab that hairy perky piece of man-boob and.... anyways you get the gist
FlaglessPole   
30 Mar 2011
News / Anti semtism at Polish Congress [57]

Funnily enough - people are quick to scream when people say bad things about Poland, but when Poles say bad things about others, everyone's quiet....funny, that.

yet the news was published on Polish Radio webside..... funny indeed.
FlaglessPole   
29 Mar 2011
Law / The monopolisation of Polands precious food industry [15]

Menstrual cycle!! even better why dont you have a baby where your wife eats nothing but cheeseburgers and drinks coke for 9 months

yep and then she could deliver it in a deluge of McDonald flavored diarrhea, a slimy blob of lard that could be deep-fried again and rebranded as Baby McNugget...
FlaglessPole   
29 Mar 2011
News / MORE ANTI-POLISH SENTIMENT IN GERMANY [280]

"Eva kurwa, was hast du gemacht?" LOL, this guy is awesome! It's good to see someone being able to laugh at himself:)
FlaglessPole   
28 Mar 2011
Life / Where's the Polish clipart? [8]

Do I now? Perhaps, anyways dear Monia my evidently over-simplified construct of a sentence meant that Poland (312,683 km2) in order to reach the same size area-wise as Sweden (449,964 km2), would have to grow by approx. 50% of its territory.
FlaglessPole   
28 Mar 2011
Life / Where's the Polish clipart? [8]

Now type Irish, Jewish or Swedish clipart in google (I purposely omitted France, Germany and Italy and stuck to the postage-stamp-sized mini-countries)....??!!

...and Sweden being larger than Poland by roughly 50% probably degrades Poland from postage-stamp-sized mini-country category to no no clipart category, quite simple really.
FlaglessPole   
28 Mar 2011
Life / How do you live green in Warsaw? [3]

Hi everyone! I prepared this post for our real estate agency's blog. It is a guide to living green in Central Europe.

Awesome, you are super Jesus! Do you work out?

I specified this region because I have found that foreigners in a new city do not immediately know the best & most efficient ways to recycle and minimize their carbon footprint (for example, what can you drop where? How can you buy locally?).

Oh boy this one is in dire need of simplification.
Wearing a pair of green flip-flops (just make sure they're not hewn out of lump of coal ) that can be dropped wherever, even at your local shop, yep the very same shop where you buy your local stuff, would that do the trick..?
FlaglessPole   
23 Mar 2011
UK, Ireland / Polish women in the UK are having babies at a faster rate than those in Poland [13]

Slavicization of the UK?

I think Crow's droppings over-flow your otherwise empty skull...

Or sth else?

Apart from the obvious answers given in the article itself??? Gee I dunno, The Purple Carrot Festival..?

Who are the fathers in this case?

yep names and addresses please...
FlaglessPole   
21 Mar 2011
UK, Ireland / Poles in Ireland by Peadar de Burca. They "turned their backs on a country that gave them" [195]

Why do these Poles stay in a country where they have to work a 22-hour shift and live in a room they rent with 19 other migrants and a pig called Jeremy? Do they think that this existence is better than being chased by a bear in Bialystock? I say that it isn't.

Lol that's funny, kind of reminds me of Dylan Moran :)
FlaglessPole   
17 Mar 2011
Love / In 2009 nearly 4000 Poles married a foreigner [170]

White women look clearly superior.In fact non white women cause to me disgust myself revolts to their appearance,smell etc.

LOL what the fvck did that just happened here?