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FlaglessPole   
13 Apr 2011
Life / What are these boxes I keep seeing everywhere in Poland [13]

its not detector of any kind. NATO and EU have plan to use Poles themselves as detectors. its like in that joke about Pole in a minefield, just in this case Pole is on the border with Russia

ain't that amazing, this thread is about 'boxes...' morphing into “zdjelano w Slawiji” bunch of junk
FlaglessPole   
13 Apr 2011
News / Poland ready to receive Libyan refugees [159]

Ok,where the fcuk are the vaunted Polish Airforce

they’re taking a course in hand gliding, part of their ‘greener than thou’ campaign…
FlaglessPole   
13 Apr 2011
News / Poland ready to receive Libyan refugees [159]

Without them the insurgency would be dead by now.

He said most people not all of them. Besides most Poles wanted communists and soviets out from the very beginning of PRP yet it took 44 years to achieve that.

Anyways not surprisingly Gaddafi's reign comes to a NOT so grinding hault (well-oiled I guess;)) after 42 years...
FlaglessPole   
11 Apr 2011
News / Who is "the enemy within" in Poland? [88]

Their own small island is a disappointing land of binge-drinking, sleeping around and fear to have any strong opinion other than 'whatever people want to do should not be criticized', which is no opinion at all.

…but it is, much in the same way as your opinion that you should get even with just about everyone in vicinity for that 42 years of being breast-fed by your evil uncle.
FlaglessPole   
8 Apr 2011
News / What Poland can't do right [113]

but I do think the Greek have a monopoly on Feta already?

That would be sheep cheese. Besides Denmark exports tons cow milk Feta which basically is a blasphemy as it is so inferior to the mediterranean (sheep) verity. By decent goat cheese I mean like French goat cheese yummm
FlaglessPole   
8 Apr 2011
News / What Poland can't do right [113]

aa speaking of cheese, doeas Poland make any decent goat cheese? I love goat cheese:)
FlaglessPole   
8 Apr 2011
USA, Canada / Greenpoint is still Polish? Nightclubs and bars for Poles. [18]

Damn in Green Point?! I may become unpopular here but Green Point is such a depressing sh!thole or at least it was when I paid it a brief visit, made even briefer the moment I 'touch-downed' there lol you could say I bounced back.
FlaglessPole   
7 Apr 2011
Love / Polish girls' attitude towards different kinds of sex [88]

Polish women and their predicaments eh!

Here you go madam, put one under each breast, handing her two rolls of toilet paper…

To which the woman replied in a shrill and indignant manner: I wasn’t asking for tampons!
FlaglessPole   
7 Apr 2011
Love / Polish girls' attitude towards different kinds of sex [88]

andyZ: You are fool. Polish girls do not have mustaches.

Clearly you have not visited the village where i live....

Yep it's true, there they weave their bras out of their moustaches tips of which are bound in a knot on a woman’s back.
FlaglessPole   
6 Apr 2011
Love / Polish girls' attitude towards different kinds of sex [88]

taking it up the back door is a choice made by a significant percentage of gay men. as for the duality of choice in your case, don't forget about the mouth. :)

Ahh yeah that earth-shattering larynx orgasm; when it happens my ears turn inside-out (spasmodically) squirting gobs of ear-wax down my neck and shoulders…
FlaglessPole   
6 Apr 2011
USA, Canada / Moved back from Canada to Poland:). Here are the reasons why. [868]

in my old apartment, a long time ago, gołębie have made their nest all the time.

I missed them so much I couldn't sleep at night... the next day I put a rat poison in the worker's lunch... he died a slow and agonizing death vomiting all over the place... I remember slipping in his puke thinking gosh this looks just like the fresh gołębie ***... ah those were the days of my childhood's Polska... I think I'm gonna have some gołąbki for dinner tonight...
FlaglessPole   
6 Apr 2011
Love / Polish girls' attitude towards different kinds of sex [88]

I hear my american co-workers talk about mexican women liking anal sex because it they don't recognise it as being sex. Somehow they think anal sex preserves their innocence haha.

Let’s leave the hot-headed latinas out of it.The myth we are trying to debunk (or confirm) here is that the ‘reservoir of pleasure’ sported by an average Polish girl resembles a bomb crater greased in Vaseline hence the need for a tighter substitute.

do YOU?

seems like the duality of choice doesn't apply to me as a man;)
FlaglessPole   
6 Apr 2011
Love / Polish girls' attitude towards different kinds of sex [88]

the circle of life. the circle of people who like to make up stories about their sex lives more like ;)

yeah yeah yeah beating around the bush (lol no innuendos here) as usual, avoiding the question like Judge Moania. So do you....?
FlaglessPole   
5 Apr 2011
Love / Polish girls' attitude towards different kinds of sex [88]

Flaggy followed the suit with a nice youtube presentation too lol

But of course, but the real question here is; do Polish girls have huge vaginas?
On the second thought Noi in Thai means small which could also mean that... Polish girls are very considerate towards Noii's plight.
FlaglessPole   
4 Apr 2011
Travel / How safe is Krakow for a single girl ? [35]

If it helps you, carry some mace/pepper spray in your bag.

C'mon way too high-tech for Krakow, completely disjointed from the city's medieval charm. You should be carrying a proper chain mace with spikes.
FlaglessPole   
4 Apr 2011
Travel / How safe is Krakow for a single girl ? [35]

Impossible to answer as there's about 755,546 people in Krakow at any given time and about half of them are girls...
FlaglessPole   
3 Apr 2011
USA, Canada / Moved back from Canada to Poland:). Here are the reasons why. [868]

it means that there might be a 3 rd one coming soon, which leads me to think that I won't be shopping for white eggs for Easter

then you can try blowing those eggs like these guys

youtube.com/watch?v=kJyaJBJG7bQ

Btw it's an awesome Danish movie: Blinkende Lygter (Flickering Lights)
FlaglessPole   
3 Apr 2011
News / MORE ANTI-POLISH SENTIMENT IN GERMANY [280]

The fact of the matter is that the French are nowhere to be seen and that means - no arguing please - the Russians are the worst tourists in the world. Of course, they spent most of their childhood eating concrete and trying not to be tortured so who can blame them for exploding onto the world's beaches in a tizzy of frills, Versace sunglasses and extraordinarily tight Speedos.

The only problem is that they all look so sinister with their pastry complexions and their special forces tattoos. You get the impression when they look at you that they're imagining what you would look like with no head.

A lout from Liverpool may vomit on you and that's nasty. But a Russian would happily garnish your pizza with a dash of polonium. And that's so much worse.

LOL