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From: Kraków/Poland
Speaks Polish?: Spytałem rodziców i mogę iść na dyskotekę
Interests: Everything and anything

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dtaylor5632   
11 May 2011
Travel / Quiet places to visit outside of Krakow [15]

You can get a bus to Ojcow, it's a beautiful area and won't be many foreign tourists at least.
Tarnow is a nice wee city a train trip from Krk, also has a beautiful market square.

I won't tell you my personal favourites in case too many tourists flood there :P
dtaylor5632   
11 May 2011
USA, Canada / Going back to the Old Country of Poland after more than 25 years! (from USA) [249]

Its warm in winter, cool in summer, you can display yourself and they sell KFC. Its Polish Heaven.

I second that, I used to spend hours there passing time between jobs people watching. I like the building itself, it's modern and contrasts well with the old station.
dtaylor5632   
10 May 2011
Love / Hot Polish girls in clubs - why don't they dance/talk with the most attractive men only? [148]

An original song? ;-)

I dedicate this to Jarnowa...

Me & My Crusty Cum Sock

Me and my crusty cum sock
Live in harmony
I’ve used my crusty sock
So much that I can’t see

Oh my crusty cum sock
Lives with me side by side
I am never lonely
And I don’t need a bride

Cum sock, my trusty cum sock
He’s my companion
He’s my best friend
Cum sock, loveable cum sock
He’ll stay here with me
Right to the end

My sweet crusty cum sock
Lives underneath my bed
My mum won’t dare to wash it
As it smells like something dead

Me and my crusty cum sock
Have been through so much strife
My cum sock still stood by me
When I lost my wife

Cum sock, my trusty cum sock
He’s my companion
He’s my best friend
Cum sock, loveable cum sock
He’ll stay here with me
Right to the end

So me and my crusty cum sock
Have the future in my hand
I don’t wipe it on the curtains
So now you understand

That I just love my cum sock
I know that he loves me
I’m like a sick old blind man
Got my stick and I can’t see

Cum sock, my trusty cum sock
He’s my companion
He’s my best friend
Cum sock, loveable cum sock
He’ll stay here with me
Right to the end
;)
dtaylor5632   
8 May 2011
Food / Polish food at home or out? [57]

Very simple way to deal with the whole food/health issue. it's all about balance.
dtaylor5632   
7 May 2011
Love / Hot Polish girls in clubs - why don't they dance/talk with the most attractive men only? [148]

how much would you charge for Flaggy to dance for me lol

That depends on the sort of dance, naked chicken dances are quite expensive.

I might ask him directly since I really despise the middle men lol and I might save a few lol

Sorry, he is under contract. Break the rules and ill send round the boys to give u a good seeing too!
dtaylor5632   
4 May 2011
Love / Polish relationships (race and religion) [140]

t's just a matter of looking in the right place and not looking so hard that it consumes you.

Strange that always when you are not looking, the right one comes along.
dtaylor5632   
4 May 2011
Study / AFRICAN STUDENTS INVASION in Krakow [197]

Unless he was obsessed with sex.

I'm getting the inkling that Jarnowa's step dad is black...

And a discotheque is very much the wrong place to find a girlfriend.

Yeah, i'm not one for pulling 50 year olds too ;)
dtaylor5632   
2 May 2011
Real Estate / Warsaw City in 2020 [58]

I proclaim you to be mentally sick.

Only I can do that ;)
dtaylor5632   
27 Apr 2011
Work / Getting a job in Poland? Not teaching English [2]

psychologist

Not really worth it in PL compared to most countries. Though you did say you plan on coming over in a few years, situation may have changed by then.

Too many "GPs" in Poland tend to treat the physical and rather gloss over the psychological. But like I said things are changing in that regard at the moment.
dtaylor5632   
25 Apr 2011
Life / How could things have gone so wrong (Poland church dress code) [195]

Jesus didn't wear trousers....why should we?

And to whom are we trying to show respect to? Jesus, our lord, or the babka b1tches (I bet they entered the church with those ridiculous babka hats on made from sheep's pubic hair)
dtaylor5632   
24 Apr 2011
Life / How do you celebrate Easter in Poland? [29]

Here in Scotland, it's not really celebrated. It's more an excuse to have a day off work and take a holiday. Unfortunately the scum that are the Old Firm are playing just now so most people will be in the pubs and will most likely spend the rest of the day smashing up the local pubs.
dtaylor5632   
22 Apr 2011
Life / Reasons for moving to Poland [291]

Merged thread:
Expats in Poland, what were your real reasons for...

...firstly going there and then deciding to stay?

Seems likes some of us may have interesting stories that might change our opinions about certain members.

Right PGTX thanks for that! :P

Well I'll get the ball rolling then...

I first came to Poland about 8 years ago. Of course it was for a reason quite a few expats I have met before came (a Polish lass). I had been working in Glasgow at a private Psychiatric hospital for about 2 years when I met a Polish girl who was one of my auxiliary nurses, long story short we lived together for about a year in Kirkintilloch outside Glasgow before she had to move back to Krakow to finish her uni. We were not on the best terms when we moved over and shared her flat with her mum and dad in Nowa Huta. They both slept in the living room and we had the only bedroom. After a week of searching I found a job teaching English which she got pissed of at because she was a little jealous that my new earnings would be higher than what her parents made combined (her dad was a policeman and her mother was a clerk at Phillip Morris). Give or take a week or 2 we split up cos she didn't like her life in Poland and couldn't find a job, she moved back to Scotland but I decided to stay in a city completely unknown to me. I continued living there for about 7 years, in that time moving from teaching to proofreading and various other projects I done. I eventually moved back to Ireland first of all not because I got fed up with Poland (I still consider Poland as my home and wish sometime in the future to settle down there forever) but because I took a few months off work but got stuck in Scotland after accepting a high position due to being offered a management job in a well known Hospital/hospice after drinking with a friend of mine.

There are certain questions I get asked all the time by my Polish work colleagues, for example why do I prefer Poland to Scotland? Well truth is I don't prefer either of the countries. Scotland is my true home and it's the place I'm staunchly proud of. But in Poland the way of life, the priorities of life are better. Most my time here in Scotland for my fellow Scottish friends involve working themselves to the bone, only to spend their free time off getting lashed or partying. After staying in Poland I use my free time (which I don't get much of) much better.

Polish women? Ah in my opinion they are the same as any other woman when you are in love.
Polish food? some things are great (traditional meals, stews, pierogi, ect) others not so (cheese, pizza, seafood).
Polish education? The need for it is much higher in Poland, I mean that more people tend to go straight into higher education after school, though there is still this void of what happens next after graduation. I often think trade skills (plumbing, joinery, building work) are often overlooked and since Poland is developing more and more each day these skills are ones that will be of greater need in the future and possibly demand much higher fees than many of the University courses.

Family life? Families are more tighter knitted in Poland than here, I'm not saying that here families are more distant but the problem here is that everyone is spending so much time with their careers and own lives that they sometimes forget about their families. I always warmed at the fact when I was in Poland that families made a much greater effort to be with one another during holidays, Easter, Christmas ect and how willing they were to accept somewhat outsiders into their family groups.

Money? Aye ok, so while I lived in Poland I earned around 4x the national average so I can't really base much on that. My ex fiance who was a chartered accountant dealt with my finances, right down to the nitty gritty of where to buy my fruit and veg. I was always carelessly spending far too much money while I lived there and often forgot to save some cos I new at the end of the month i'd have more coming in but I did learn some lessons while I was there. Here in Scotland you have to make as much as possible cos everything is so expensive. A 1 bedroomed flat in downtown Clackmannan (small village where I live near) cost a staggering £420 pcm, add to that council tax £120, then bills and food £250 then you will see why so many people simply can't afford to live on minimum wage. Luckily I'm not in that position.

The future? I've said it for many a year that some time in the future Poland will become another European powerhouse. HR is huge and costs are relatively low (now that is). My future remains in Scotland at the moment, my job is one that is hard to get away from. But I know one day I will be sitting on my balcony in the Polish countryside sipping an ice cold beer and feeling grateful that I made the decision to settle in Poland.

Right bla bla bla who is next?
I wanna here from...
Seanus
SeanBM
Wroclaw and Wroclaw Boy
Harry
Delph
Olaf
Sausage
Convex
Wildrover
JonnyM

And many more....
dtaylor5632   
8 Apr 2011
Genealogy / Polish person's average height? [210]

The missus has been away on holiday with the kids for the past week, but she is back tonight :) EXCITED :)
dtaylor5632   
8 Apr 2011
Genealogy / Polish person's average height? [210]

And no need for the woman to kneel....;)

Now I must take my mind out of the gutter :/