I am dependable and I don't drink.
Am I the best at grammer and structure, No. However, I have time to review. My strengths lay in oral communication, creativity and diverse knowledge.
You'll do just fine. Get a CELTA done and then start taking you CV to schools: a job is a certainty.
Ahahaha Harry my boy...do you think thats the best way to teach English? To start out bombarding them with complex grammar rules? Man you did drink the Kool-Aid brother...
I think that a teacher who does know anything about grammar has no business charging students money for ‘teaching’ them. Run ‘conversation classes’ but don’t pretend to be a teacher unless all your students know you have no qualifications at all.
I don't need the CELTA...that's my whole point.
You might think that you don’t need the CELTA but ask students “Would you like a qualified teacher or a teacher with no qualifications at all?” and see what they say
I am intelligent enough to do research and learn the technicalities that need to be taught. You do not need a CELTA course to know/learn English grammar.
So explain the difference between present perfect simple and past simple. Right now.
I KNOW how English works because I am an educated native speaker of the language...
Apparently not educated enough to know how many dots are used in an ellipsis.
did YOU need a special class to teach you how to speak after all those years of school? Well...somebody had to ride the short bus
Excellent to see you sinking to the level of personal abuse, nothing better shows that a poster has not only lost the argument and knows that they have lost it too.
You are exactly the kind of teacher I am speaking of...a little too pretentious for your own good.
Firstly, I’m not a teacher, which does kind of blow a hole in your otherwise excellent character sketch of me. Secondly, if it is pretentious to think that people should know how to do something before they charge other people money to do that thing, I must indeed be pretentious.
On the plus side, seeing how you, boy, are neither intelligent nor educated enough to work out how to be your paperwork in order here, with a bit of luck you won’t be polluting Warsaw for much longer. At least then you can do something to improve the average quality of EFL teaching in Poland: leave Poland. Bye bye boy!