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Multiple wives will mean multiple benefits in Britain (not only for Polish married couples)


Grzegorz_  51 | 6138  
3 Feb 2008 /  #1
Husbands with multiple wives have been given the go-ahead to claim extra welfare benefits following a year-long Government review, The Sunday Telegraph can reveal.

Even though bigamy is a crime in Britain, the decision by ministers means that polygamous marriages can now be recognised formally by the state, so long as the weddings took place in countries where the arrangement is legal.

telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/03/nbenefit103.xml

LOL !!!!!!
JustysiaS  13 | 2235  
3 Feb 2008 /  #2
oh dear oh dear, British government sure has loads of money to give away eh
GetRealM8ey  
3 Feb 2008 /  #3
The UK has gone mad.

Wonder if the EU will allow it too or is it just the stupid British Government who are being ridiculous.

Time to emigrate innit !
Seanus  15 | 19666  
3 Feb 2008 /  #4
Back to the times of HenryVIII, hehehe. Divorce wasn't as complicated then
joo who  - | 100  
3 Feb 2008 /  #5
There has been an additional tax credit allowance for multiple dependant partners since its introduction!! UK government has already been giving away thousands to polygamous families.....since 2003/04? But don't worry, as the government is feeling so rich and generous, taxes are increasing this year for those on incomes below £18500, so we can easily foot the bill for these dss benefits as well!
GetRealM8ey  
3 Feb 2008 /  #6
Men don't need to have affairs anymore. All you have to do is to renounce your faith (assuming you (a) have one and (b) aren't a muslim already) convert to muslim, find a new woman , marry her in a muslim country, come back to UK and the State pays for you to have a second woman, then another one etc etc.......all legal too.

But what about women then, has to be equality so they too should be able to do the same. Would have to invent a womans muslim faith hahaha......

Oh to live in Uk, definitely a land of milk and honey !
southern  73 | 7059  
3 Feb 2008 /  #7
A russian wife for sex,a polish for dating,an italian to cook and a german for spanking.
OP Grzegorz_  51 | 6138  
3 Feb 2008 /  #8
:)


Great horses :)
joo who  - | 100  
3 Feb 2008 /  #9
Great horses :)

Nice Dog!!
Sadly the horses didn't qualify for tax credits or benefits!! So they have now moved to Poland where the grass is cheaper!! ;0)
beckski  12 | 1609  
3 Feb 2008 /  #10
How about multiple husbands for women?
CaringCarla  - | 12  
3 Feb 2008 /  #11
I thought bigamy was illegal in the UK ?
AvJoeUK  
3 Feb 2008 /  #12
Thats what my third wife said.
GetRealM8ey  
3 Feb 2008 /  #13
A russian wife for sex,a polish for dating,an italian to cook and a german for spanking.

Who does the cleaning then ? And all the ironing and stuff ?
CaringCarla  - | 12  
3 Feb 2008 /  #14
the same fairys who change the loo roll and put clean sheets on the bed
southern  73 | 7059  
3 Feb 2008 /  #15
Who does the cleaning then ? And all the ironing and stuff ?

Ukrainian for cleaning(so you can enjoy stockings as well),moldovan for ironing and dutch for milk.
GetRealM8ey  
3 Feb 2008 /  #16
For me I would have a Frenchman to flirt with (sexy accent of course) a Polishman to cook for me (I like Polish food) An italian for when I want someone to eye me up and grope me sometimes. A millionaire (any nationality) to keep me in the manner I would like to live (and not work for).

Then I would have a secret lover for sex because it would be more exciting. <joke>
CaringCarla  - | 12  
3 Feb 2008 /  #17
Then I would have a secret lover for sex because it would be more exciting

but what nationality?
southern  73 | 7059  
3 Feb 2008 /  #18
Then I would have a secret lover for sex

I would keep that secret.
BubbaWoo  33 | 3502  
3 Feb 2008 /  #19
impeach the president... wait, thats america

fukit

revolution
GetRealM8ey  
3 Feb 2008 /  #20
but what nationality?

I have one in mind :)

would keep that secret.

Too true !

impeach the president... wait, thats america

George Bush is always to blame, Hilary Clinton for president, Bill Clinton for Vice President and Monica Lewisnky (is that a Polish name ?) Well Monica, can be Bill's secret lover hahaha !
CaringCarla  - | 12  
3 Feb 2008 /  #21
I have one in mind :)

only one?
Bartolome  2 | 1083  
3 Feb 2008 /  #22
Monica Lewisnky

Lewisnky ? No. Perhaps Lewinsky ? Woman from Lewin Brzeski :)
angel  14 | 86  
3 Feb 2008 /  #23
why marry at all-just have different partners when you fancy a change-isnt that what most people do?
HAL9009  2 | 323  
6 Feb 2008 /  #24
why marry at all

...to get the extra welfare payments... ;)
Shawn_H  
6 Feb 2008 /  #25
How about multiple husbands for women?

Now don't be silly Beckski. That is ridiculous.
Eurola  4 | 1898  
6 Feb 2008 /  #26
A double standard, Shawn? :)

(all we want are the multiple salaries to spend, you know)
plk123  8 | 4119  
6 Feb 2008 /  #27
revolution

that's america too, man.

LOL !!!!!!

that's what the FLDS do here.. the other wives aren't so legally thus single moms on welfare... they do well over there..

Multiple wives will mean multiple benefits.

or one really bad one once a month. :D :D
UK2008  - | 7  
14 Feb 2008 /  #28
A russian wife for sex,a polish for dating,an italian to cook and a german for spanking.

Indian for cooking, Filipino for cleaning, Wyspy for everything else. ;) :D
Mister H  11 | 761  
14 Feb 2008 /  #29
When I read articles like this I wonder if we (the British) are laughed at by the rest of the world.

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