Why are Brits so attracted to animals?
Well,we had to get used to the smell of kennels in time for 2004 and renting rooms to you guys
Was there any famous British composer
I could turn this round and say,your most famous composer(only famous composer that doesnt write for B movies) was a frenchman,instead;
Purcell,Elgar,Henry the 8th(greensleeves)Britten,Holst.....getting the picture?
Will British sportsmen ever win an important competiton?
the Ashes,the World Cup(sorry,when did Poland win?) countless golds in both summer and winter olympics(see,sport is more than just chucking yourself off the side of a mountain without ski poles).
"I can smell a Brit a mile away" - British cuisine?
As opposed to that world renound Polish diet of cabbage and mushrooms and meat covered in fat.....
British man finds his wife is a 100% slut
oops,did he marry a Polish girl?