The sounds of Polish porn

No... I have never seen any porn.

Sofi, look back. You have an edit to do!

German porn is totally inferior to polish.German is quantity oriented,no respect to quality.
I saw a video of some German men operating in Poland.Even they understood the need for a Drang nach Osten.

Oh this is too funny!!

Tak tak ohhhh takkk

Like the one you're wearing?

Ok perverts... go to sleep now...

NEVER!! Now's my time to shine!

...lol

EDIT: I am not a complete pervert. REPEAT: Not a complete pervert.

well a guy who is answering looks like a cute dog...!


which? lol (to make nasty words nice or make something naughttttty?

I'm busy on the phone!


Paranoid?

There is a polish actress who had sex with over 700 men in a row.She is the proud owner of the world record.
Few people know about the polish achievements.

did she have surgery afterwards to put her back together or something?

I forgot that Poland is 6 hours ahead of Florida. Isn't it the case that the amount of nudity on TV increases proportionally the later the night gets? If so, some of you must be watching those shows. ;-) You guys are funny.

Bet that was quality porn.


Hope so ouch!!

Actually to regain virginity.

Blimey! You wouldn't believe what I've just found!

call me a perv, I say I've done some research for humanity.
so? I've just browsed a little through the network and taken a look at a few clips with Polish actresses.
the answer is.. NO, they do not. they're actually very quiet. but I've only looked at a few and have had quite enough. perhaps there are some jewels out there.

happy?

They probably all go to America and pick up their accents. Look out in English classes for the girls who leave after only learning the word "Yes".

contented =)


..why is this true actually - yes what...?

Maybe they don't go for the whole 'YES' thing. Maybe I can surf off somewhere else and learn the Polish for 'Give it to me harder!'

i'm reading this sentence over and over and laughing to myself, because... I actually know this one. but for once I'm gonna refrain from posting the Polish version.

Good Night, Everybody!
This has been one hilarious topic.

couldn't agree more! *nite

You never know, someone might do a little research!
(Not me of course)

Ta da!

Damn I'm busy working for one night and I miss a great thread like this!!! By the way Osiol, I have a lonely planet polish book and it has sex terms in it, I think Give it to me harder is actually in there too. :-)

I have this too =P I so must have a look now!

Let me know what you find.

Eck I'm not saying these ever lol! In the 'sex' category of 'social' there is such useful terms as... "I think we should stop now," "Don't worry, I'll do it myself" and "It helps to have a good sense of humour" !?! LOL!!

Slightly more relevant.. - "Oh my god!" "That's great" "harder" etc

I can't be bothered trying to do the changing of my keyboard into Polish letters, so there no point in putting in the Polish for these terms!

Haha, you don't have to put it up, I do have the book too after all. :-) I had a laugh too when I read what was written in there. They have some stange stuff. I did find my nickname for Anna in there though.

aww what is it?

Kruszynko

something small, i.e. a bread crumb :)