how do i get rid of a girl?

I've seen men drink out of their shoes, so yes they have a dual purpose lol

Good call - I could get a couple of pints in each of mine. Probably the best shoes in the world

What happens if you are wearing sandals:(

a) drink more quickly or
b) invite some friends over for a party

you lose your drink and get wet hands lol

OH OK, THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, i'LL REMEMBER THAT.

woo sorry cps lock...doh!

There are some great advices here.:) Here's my take ask one of your lovely girly friends to e-mail her to buzz off for your taken.

Huegel_gast

you seem like a pompous ass :) :)

do you want me to tell her for you? I'll tell her you don't like her.

shewolf, you see she might be of use one day :)

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to sweep your mobile home?

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pompous

lol

Indulging since 1985.

This message was sent by the DuckAndCover virus see we can get on your computer and post weird messages to usergroups. What do you mean no change there then. If it was me I mean him really I mean. Which it isn't.

Break the bad news yet Witek? What's so difficult about telling someone you don't like them?

Witek, shewolf thanks for your input. Hmm, I think Lorena Babitt is related to my 3rd cousin's wife's 2nd cousin who was married briefly to Lorenas 1st cousin's ex-wife...Wow, did you get it? :)

Yes.............the truth in a clear-cut, polite way. Everyone knows "It's not you, but me" is a cop out.

Just say, I think you are a great person, but (I have no interest in a relationship), (I think there is someone who is a better fit for us), or whatever the truth is. Therefore, I prefer that we stop emailing each other. I wish you the best.

No one likes rejection but we get over it. Better than leading on someone or doing a disappearing act or making up an excuse.

Tell her that you are a raving homosexual mate. Have a nice day sailor :o)

Tell her that she looks like an english girl.

knob

I couldn't agree more, Softsong!

Tell her the truth and move on. If you tell her and she keeps emailing, you are then free to disappear and ignore her. At some point she will understand that you were serious and move on. Some people are a bit more stubborn than others, but everyone gets the point eventually!

Be honest, but nice.

Wear her clothes....always works for me.....

Especially her panties.

dirty old perverts. although i must say that would put me off...

haha, been there, done that my friend!

Write this to her:

Dear XXXX,
I hav somthing horrible to tel you. Something so horrible, it will outdoo anithing else you've ever conssidered horrible. It's the most horrible-est thing among horribilistic things. Horrendously horrifying horribility; the kinds even the horrifyingest horrifications would consider horribilous. It's my speling. So pleese don't ever aks me to write again. I'm embarrisstically embarrassed by the horribilosity of my horribilousness.

(Your name)

She'll never won't to read your emails again.

what is wrong that she is so bad sending u emails

I had a Polish guy do that the first time we were intimate... Of course we had been drinking vodka all night.. Have to admit they didn't fit him and it was rather silly, but it totally matched his personality... I just figured it was a Polish thing and I wouldn't understand!

Like i said, beem there, done that.

She is emailing you coz she likes you.... maybe as a friend or more than. Girls are not hard to talk to. Just tell her straight that you prefer that she stops emailing you. And give her a valid reason. She will understand. I guess she deserves more than a lie from you :)

I just seen this after like decades ago..
sorry witek,, your on your own with this one.. lol if ya ever read this.


ha hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

I am missing out on some really fun stuff.. MANBAG lol