Alright, here's my story..
I've asked this girl if she wanted sex with me, because she was clearly interested. I mean, she even looked at me! She pretended to be all agitated when I asked her, and she even told me to piss off! At first she was playing hard to get and she was good at it, and she just kept teasing me! A few hours later she yelled at me that she would call the cops if I wouldn't go away! Such passion this girl had! I pretended to be a reporter at first, and ofcourse she liked me, otherwise she wouldn't pose for me like she did?
Here, you can clearly see how she was flirting with me! No shame! Straight fire! Anyway, to keep a long story short, the cops came and they arrested me! (Now why would they want to do that for!?) I asked them what was wrong and why they were taking me away, but I couldn't understand a word of what they were saying! Next thing I know, they threw me in a cell and kept me there for days! Such funny guys! On the third day, they brought me to the airport and I got on the plane.. It was all good, nice Stewards, nice Stewardesses! So after a Wódka or two I decided it was time for some fun and revealed my Superman outfit which I was wearing underneath my three piece suit, and flew right out of the cargo hold to take a picture of the airplane:
So after I returned as swift as I went for some fresh air, I asked this lady who looked like a Stewardess if she wanted to have sex with me on the toilet, and she laughed real hard, and gave me all sorts of funny looks. I told her every girl wants to do it with Superman, and I asked her what was wrong with her. She also played hard to get and threatened to call the Stewards, to throw me out of the airplane if I didn't start to behave myself immediately! A woman with spirit! I like that! Anyway, I just know she wanted me, but I guess it had to do something with those funny cops who took me away earlier? I guess she didn't want me to end up in jail again, such a sweet thing she was..
This is me asking the Stewardess if she wanted sex with me. I took this picture of myself while in Supermode. (Yes, I know it sounds unbelievable, but I can move faster than the speed of light when I have to!) So there you have it..
So now I want to know if all Polish women are aware of the fact that it's illegal to have sex in Poland. (It just has to be! Why on earth would a woman want to refuse a shag with Superman?) Law enforcing bastards! ;)