Polish men vs German men: Who is hotter?

I had to create this to free the ukrainian girls thread.

Thanks Southern! I was going to start a thread but you saved me the trouble! :)

But the topic should have been:
Who has the hottest men-Germany, Poland, or Russia?

I think,if vodka makes the temperature arise,Russia is the answer.

I have to say German men:)

Can you elaborate?

Scandinavians in a sauna... doesn't get hotter than that.

Polish guys in kryotherapy - not hot at all.

I like the way they talk with their German accentsLOL

seriously, they are non- sense people.

German men are THE BEST! Aside from the blonde hair, blue eyes, an adorable accent and a tendency to have brains, they are straight shooters and don't play games, which may take some getting used to. But, if you don't want honesty (cause they will give it to you even if it hurts) better run the other way!

Tips for the Date

Remember that a ten minute grace period won't fare too well with your German date, so be on time to get off to a good start. We advise against asking any questions about your appearance because you may get harsh answers. In fact, you may get harsh answers without asking any questions. If he dislikes the clothes you're wearing, he'll tell you. If he thinks you look fat, he'll tell you. The same brutal honesty goes for questions directed at him. If you ask how he's doing, be prepared for an extensive discussion about his gastrointestinal problems the night before.

*giggles*

This is FUN reading, if you are interested. Just keep your hands off my Ossi, will ya!
spiegel.de/international/0,1518,419029,00.html

Have no idea


my point for Germans too

*glows*

Bratski,
I think it's time to change your avatar.
Every time I see that gorgeous pic of Michael, it immediately reminds me of his wedding pics with Simone. It just kills some of my fun somehow! *sniffs* Maybe a pic of one of the team that is still "legally single" would be nice?

Yes,the question wie geht es dir? sounds idiotic in german.The common answer is Gut after a surprise smile.You may ask this question if you see the other seriously troubled or in bad health,not every time.

Hmmm....what about this little guy?
He is still single I've heard...:)

oh, you are just envious of Germans;)

Bratski, put that away! :)

Don't make me bring back the "head" that I used for an avatar before! hehe

What about a pic of Jogi? In that nice crisp white shirt showing off his tan, brooding in the stands mysteriously....
*grins*

I am not.Germans are generally non-reacting.They never praise you etc.And if you discuss sth with them,they support a position fanatically and get into a lot of detail.So it becomes like torture.Mediteraneans are more light and accommodating,pleasant.

Okay...you get to choose...which new avatar should it be! :)

ehhh, southern, you're spending a lot of time on this topic than the ladies. I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that. The other guys and i were just wondering...

LOL

Mine is something between Ossi and Sporty

That's not true at all!
I think Germans are quite passionate. They just don't show what is going on inside of them on the surface. It's more of a matter of "still waters run deep"! They are reserved and controlled...that is not the same thing as unfeeling!

However, I have to ask: Have you ever seen Germans watching their team at a fussball match?
They are passionate! Whoa!

I agree. I've seen enough cold and "non-reacting" mediterraneans to oppose them to some passionate and quite "reacting" Germans

Another article just for Funsies:

How to Find a Man in Europe and Leave Him There

Germans are an uptight breed and they have a rule for every occasion. When there aren't any rules to follow, they're happy to make up a few. If you're surrounded by Germans, you're likely to hear the phrase, "Noooo, it is not possible," repeated several times. Many things are impossible in Germany. It is impossible to change plans after they've been made, to make funny jokes, to smile at a stranger, to help an old lady across the street, to prop your feet on an empty seat in the train, and a variety of random things you normally wouldn't think twice about doing.

Sometimes Germans make these "rules" just to argue with you. A German man thinks arguing is fun. Just argue back for a while and before you know it you'll have him laughing (maybe) and buying you a beer for being such a good sport.

I dated both hot Polish and German guys. The Polish guys have my vote. I find their heavy Polish accent very sexy.

Accents are great.....but they won't keep you warm on a cold winter's night. :)

Check my link
German Men are Worst Lovers. Swedes Come in Second
shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=70149

So if you don't fit the national stereotype given here, then there's no problem:
Turks are too sweaty, Russians too hairy, Greeks smell, and the English are fat. The Dutch and Americans fared badly as well - the survey shows they are too rough and dominant. German men can rest assured they are worst, behind the premature ejaculating Swedes.

I'm no fat, but some people say that size is not important.

Given the appearance of swedish girls,this is hardly a surprise.

all men are hot. :)

Here is the orginal link
(wanted to know what is worse than being sweaty, hairy, smelly, fat or pre-ejaculating)

ananova.com/news/story/sm_2633681.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife


Hmm....

This seems true to type..... :)

wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_German_men_good_or_bad_as_lovers_and_can_they_be_trusted