In love with polish cleaning woman, but don't speak an OUNCE of polish :(

Are you sure about that one Socrates ? LOL

:)

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well, that's very poetic translation. She will have a good laugh.

Try getting yourself onto a part-time Polish course :0)

I think that telling her "The soup is too salty" might just confuse her somewhat........
She will think "WTF is this crazy English guy talking about?"......lol

Danes can get away with that kind of craziness more easily though?

HAHAHAHAHA!! :D, until someone was kind enough to translate the sokrates post i was actually close to doing it, just to try her out and watch her reaction :).

Her name is Eva btw ;D....

Is "The soup is too salty" not in reference to a domestic abuse ad on the TV in Poland a wee while ago?

I remember we used to say it all the time in my work when we felt like beating the crap out of someone (not that we would, but it got the message across to the Polish waiting staff without letting the Italians we were talking about know).

Woops, forgot to answer you sunflower :).

Yes i have been wondering about that, but before i do i need to be sure that she is indeed single, so i really need the translation of the sentenses in my former post, just before the letter i wanted translated.

If indeed she is then i certainly have a mission to complete succesfully ;D.

Please help translate this :

Do you have a boyfriend?.

He is a very lucky man!.

I am trying to learn polish but dont understand it, yet.

Can you teach me polish?, i could teach you danish?.

Thank you :) (that was for you, not a translation hehe....)

Masz chłopaka ?


Szczesciarz z niego!


Próbuje się nauczyc polskiego ale jeszcze niewiele rozumiem.


Nauczysz mnie polskiego ? Ja mógłbym cię nauczyć duńskiego.

This time i was serious, this is a pretty straightforward translation.

Also my previous one referred to the polish commercial against domestic abuse, there was a picture of a battered woman signed "because the soup was too salty" so if you would have shoved her and said that...well you didnt so i dont have you on my conscience :)

If all else fails with the lovely Eva, just flash her a nice smile and a little wave, surely that is understood in most languages as "Hi, I am pleased to see you!"

Or, just buy the girl a coffee..................

Please keep us informed as to your progress, you have us all enthralled now!....:-)

LOL........


Tell her to go and get some English Lessons cos you want to chat to her and it would be easier if she spoke in English <maybe she can speak English already ? > but in any case, you learning sufficient Polish in order to possibly get to know her will be like mental torture for all of us <joke>

If she doesn't have a boyfriend and you ask her on a date AND she accepts, how will you communicate on the date ? AH ha, I know ! Get an iphone and then write down what she says, key in in onto PF, we'll translate it for you and then she can answer in Polish etc etc.

:)

Good Luck lol........:)

Thanks Sokrates, didn't realize it was a serious sentence in regards to domestic abuse, which btw gets my blood boiling when i see women being abused....my knuckles gets very ithcy and wants to connect with the abusers jaws, stomach and eyes...i really hate those who beat women...hate them!.

On a lighter note i want to thank you for the translations, i am sure you are perfectly serious hehe.

And yes kitkat1963 and all you other people who has replied, i will inform you about my progress, and in the end perhaps eva will write to you inhere and thank you for bringing me and her together.....ahhh wishfull thinking :D.

Perhaps.... :D...

Have a great weekend folks, may your dreams and wishes come true.

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Hello lir :).

Nah...if we indeed go on a date i will have bought a danish/polish translation book so we can sit and have a small but im sure funny conversation, thank god she isn't blind because we would be using signlanguage to eachother also hehe, that is at least universal ;).

But again, i will keep you posted :).

Cheers!.

As you learn Polish you should also teach her Danish (or English so it may be more beneficial to her after you two move on...if you move on).

I wouldn't fret about the language barrier. It's difficult and frustrating, but if love is involved there will always be a way. Believe me...(I can go into detail in a PM or something if you want).

By the way, I'd love to visit Denmark. Best regards from America

No offense, but this seems like a "hail Mary" pass for the game winning touchdown. But I applaud your initial effort. I personally call it quits if there's an extreme language barrier.

You can get all the suggestions on "Polish Sweet Talk" all day. But are you going to remember everything word for word when you're in her face, nervous from wondering if she's understanding your broken polish? My suggestion to you is to buy a Polish translation book and carry it with you to work. At this point, being embarrassed has to go out of the window. Just go for it. Besides, butchering up the words and having her laugh at you might break a little more of the ice for someone who's got someone flirting with her while she has a broomstick and a dustpan in her hands. You dig where I'm coming from?

But believe me, someone else in the factory is looking at her too. So the sooner, the better. Invite her out for coffee or something to get her away from the "workplace environment". It's worth a try. Good luck!

So...? What's going on?

By the way Michael, I'm rooting for you!

Remember, you don't win the lotto unless you play!!!!

Hello folks :).

A final update is that she is indeed married, but now i know instead of wondering :).

Thanks for all your help inhere, it was much appreciated and very vital :).

Have a great weekend!.

Best Regards
Michael Elstrom, denmark.

"In love with polish cleaning woman, but don't speak an OUNCE of polish"

Heh,heh,heh, there's a lot of that going around here in the states. I can't tell you how often 'the Polish help' on the female side is shown interest. Heard it dozens of times, no exaggeration.

Silver... so she's married... so what? You know what divorce is? ;)
The truth is (well, my truth) if the girl loves one man she won't be smiling, blushing etc. on the other man. If she is smiling at you "that" way she is not happy in the mariage. Go on, save her :) What if she's got married when 18, said yes to first man that asked the question, just to realize 3 months later that it was the mistake of her life.

Take her for lunch, don't forget your dictionary and ask if she's happy.
You have to put some fight in order to win what you're dreaming about :)

Ok folks settle down please.

First of all, i don't want to come between ANYONE in a relationship since i loath infedelity and the likes of it. So i am of course backing off after having told her that he is very lucky to which she smiled at me and that was that.

IF she approach me at some point telling me that she is not in a relationship anymore i will do everything to sweep her off her feet and show her that she would be getting a man that would give her love each and every day, but until then i am in hybernation hehe.

I will of course still smile at her and greet her, although with a little sadness in my posture so she knows i am still infatuated with her, though NOT in love, that was a mistake to write in topic hehe, sorry about that one :)

Once again i will say thank you to all of you inhere, both those of you that helped, those of you that cheered me on and those of you that asked me to say to her that the soup was too salty and to push her.....hehe ;D.

Maybe i will return with better news at some point, if anything good happens then i will let you know.

Enjoy your weekend, mine is a bit sad though ;).

Infidelity is inherently human and there's nothing not to like about it, its about you not having a good shot with the woman.

Sokrates, I'm not sure who is 15 here. Adults surely know how make a conversation without using that kind of language.
Mistakes and divorces
it's happens every day. My mom made a mistake at one point, married her first husband. Lived with control freak for a year, to afraid to ask for a divorce. Met my dad, divorced (no infidelity at any point), got married again. Now she's happy.

Tell her:You look more beautiful than our mermaid.

You should impress her with your knowledge of Swahili.
All Poles speak Swahili as a second language.

That's true. Most common word in Swahili is "kurwa"

You made me laugh. Good job Krysia. :)