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Positive Polish Joke

njust 1 | 1  
26 Aug 2009 /  #1
I am in desperate need of a joke that reflects positively on the Polish people. Any ideas?
Trevek 26 | 1,702  
26 Aug 2009 /  #2
God is making the wold and he comes to make Poland.

The angels ask, "What will you do with this country?"

"Oh, I'll give it amazing countryside, beautiful mountains and plentiful forests, wonderful food and beer, vodka and beautiful girls."

The angels ask, "Isn't that a bit much, giving all this wealth and beauty to just one country... doesn't it seem a bit unfair on the others?"

"Oh, it's not all perfect, " says God, "Wait until you see who I give them for neighbours."
Michallikes 10 | 34  
26 Aug 2009 /  #3
Very good joke. Poland would be a prosperous country except for the 2nd world war and soviet control.
OP njust 1 | 1  
26 Aug 2009 /  #4
Thank you! That was excellant! I am hopeful more people will share similar jokes.
niejestemcapita 2 | 561  
26 Aug 2009 /  #5
There's a man walking down the road.
He meets another man carrying a long stick.
He says to the second man, "Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No", said the man, "I am German, but how did you know my name?"
szkotja2007 27 | 1,498  
27 Aug 2009 /  #6
A new British Army Captain was assigned to the Polish II corps In Egypt. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel.'

The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay.' About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'

'No sir.. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are..
NPosuniak 8 | 91  
27 Aug 2009 /  #8
That's where the girls are..

haha. I never heard that one.
stefkaskid - | 1  
1 Sep 2009 /  #9
I had a boss who used to try and embarass me daily with a Polish joke. Got him one day in front of the entire office! Asked him...Do you speak Polish? No. Can you read or write Polish? No. Do you understand Polish? No. Then how does it feel to be dumber than a Polish person? He never told another Polish joke!

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