Do Polish pople "live in a toad and prey to the "Holy Ox"?

I had a discussion with a friend of mine because he said that Polish live in a toad and prey to the "Holy Ox". While I swore to him that everyone knows that they live in trees and prey to various holy sculptures made of turf... So am I right or what?? :-)

trying to find a funny answer, but it's 6.30 AM and my brain is working too slow :(
anyway, this reminds me that a few years ago a Dutch guy said that he had seen, on some popular "science" channel (like Planete, Discovery), a "documentary" about Poland, where they claimed we have ATM machines at churches (of course the churches are made of turf)

"They" also have people like you for breakfast. :)

Now it seems that the pope is also living in a toad (-> topic title). :-P