it is not Poland but UK that old people are starved to death in hospital because nurses are so busy to help them
Just today there was an article in the Polish papers how a doctor looked over a sick patiernt and said "He doesnt interest me, wheel him out of here" where the man was then wheeled out the front door of the hospital, and left to die on the bench out front. The article speculated that the man looked too poor to treat. This was in the royal city of Krakow.
Retire to Poland? Often (not always) the weather is truly dreary, the health service sucks (even the private ones can be crap), and you need that dog-eat-dog instinct to survive...well unless you are retired, but be aware that as soon as your new townfolk learn that you have come from the US or UK to retire they will probably be scheming how to screw you out of your cash;) You'll hear this warning from many Poles themselves.
As to Aaaargh, very funny...and lots of truth to what you wrote although brutal, but then again even urban Poles look upon "na wsi" with true horror. There has always been a big divide here between urban folk and rural backwards bumpkins.
As to the above poster who said that returning to Poland and being in awe of the joy of hearing Polish everywhere around you...that will eventually wear off. Poland is getting expensive, wages are static, customer service stinks, officials can be a real pain (as the doctor in Krakow showed us), and yeah it was fun, but....
...stuff it, time to haulass back to Pyongyang!!