Survival Polish (must learn Polish)

If you are going to Poland here is some phrases you MUST know, in order to fit in.
Because if you learn these phrases by heart Polish people may think you are a native Pole.

nice lisp!

I think Polish must be the worst language to have a lisp because of the amount of ź,ż,ś etc...

Any slavic language actually. This girl is more hilarious just cause of the flat out lisp she has going, hehe.

Okay. another

ahhh, useful words... and no lisp :)

Yeah i feel as though i have betrayed myself, ha ha ha

I remember seeing in an old Polish primer for Polish kids (NOT foreigners!) the word 'Ratunek'/'Ratunku'???? with a picture of a man crying out for help, so it looked. The book naturally has not a word of English as it was for Polish native speakers. What exactly does that word mean?

When in Poland, I was always loathe to use words or phrases I'd never directly learned from usage or experience and I never had occasion to call for help in Poland.

ratunku!- help!

'Ratunku!' = Help! i.e. an alternative for 'Pomóz mnie!'??

Which one sounds more desperate, or does that just depend on how you say it?

"Help me" means "pomóż mi". This looks more correctly.

'Pomóż mi!', of course! How silly--:)--:) What else, if it's Dative (pomóż mi, daj mi, przynieś mi etc....)??

Cheers, dexi!

Ratunku does.
Pomocy is also good for emergencies.