Top 10 Reasons to Visit Poland - text on a shirt

I recently got a shirt that says the "Top 10 Reasons to Visit Poland" and I thought it might be humorous as I'm 100% Polish. I showed it to my mom hoping she could translate since she grew up in a Polish speaking household, but she couldn't. Then, I tried a Polish-English translator online but it said no translations could be found. I was just wondering if anyone could help me. Maybe it's filled with grammatical errors and shouldn't have been printed on a shirt in the first place, haha. I'm guessing it's supposed to be a joke shirt? I have no idea. Please don't take offense if it's distasteful.

1. Agnieszka
2. Ania
3. Beata
4. Dorota
5. Monika
6. Sylwia
7. Aneta
8. Justyna
9. Magda
10. Kasia

Wait, are those names? That just struck me as I was typing it. Hmm.

keep your polishness in your mind not on a tee shirt

You are right indeed - they are female names. I suppose that this T-Shirt would make a suitable gift, but mostly for a male person or a lesbian. :)

Hahahahahahhaha I feel really stupid...oh man. This is embarrassing.

Could happen to anyone :D

Who gave you the T-Shirt, Samatha, if I may ask? :)

Actually I picked it up at some party and thought it would be funny to give to my mom. She has never worn it, needless to say.

ha, ha.....that is really cute:).

The Number One Reason to stay in the USA??, "Samantha!!" :-D