Why aren't there more English schools teaching Polish over French!
Hmm. Since the average performance of school kids in modern languages is less than brilliant the introduction of the fiendishly difficult Polish langauge may not be seen as a positive move by the publishers of schools performance tables.
"Look mam, I've got an A* in Polish"
"That's great little Jonny, Say something to me in Polish"
"Piwo"
"And waht does that mean Jonny?"
"Beer, mam"
"Very good son. Say something else."
"Er, that's all I know mam"