/ First date with this Polish girl! Some advice required on what to say and what to do.
Thanks, I hope it goes well :S
also if anyone could help I want to ask her a few questions like
what is your hometown like?
how are your family?
what would you like to drink?
any others would be helpful :)
just to put her at ease and forget that i dont know any polish and make her open up a little
Hahah , I had the same problem here in Amerika Krabby . I have this mail-order wife I purchase at a high price from somewhere over there in Europe , but when I take her out of the mailbox - she speaks no English ! She broken or something , no work correctly in the head . I give her a kiss on her cheek and say ...." moj hrvatski ona vrag JA udarac dlanom ploštimice taj magarac noćašnji !! "
but 'nothing' , she just looks at me blankly .
No matter how often , or how vigorously I hit her , she will not understand me .
I think to myself ....,,
"hmmmm......your little half-brothers are all a bunch of Pomeranians , maybe they can tell me what to say to her to make her work right ! "AHA ! YES ! SUCCESS !
Here is what they told me to say to her , I am not fluent in polska , so I might spell this wrong so be patient , but this is how it sounds (phonetik ?)
When you arrive say to her " mąż "
, then look her in the eye confidently and say this greeting ....."DAHME PIWO KUDVA ! "( this will get her attention and make her blush brightly in the face , and she will get up fast to catch her breath and maybe get you a soft drink coca-cola or something , maybe get you a beer like mine got for me )
and when she goes to do that you compliment her clothes like this ( say it real slow and nice , but kind of like the Fonz from on Happy Days on the T.V. )" Dubja dupa babycakes "
....and then you are (how its said..'in-like-Flynn' ? )
Then my brothers told me it is very
important to custom , to gently wake her in the morning ( If all goes well ) and you must kiss a $5 dollar bill ( or Euro-money , rubbles ? ) and put it between her breasts gently & whisper in her ear ....." tutaj ........wynagradzać te mleczarz . "And she will think you are like the James Bond 007 !!
You can thank me later and I will thank my little brothers .