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Joined: 15 Mar 2008 / Female ♀
Last Post: 23 Oct 2008
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Posts: Total: 172 / In This Archive: 130
From: Gdańsk, Poland
Speaks Polish?: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Interests: music, languages, comedy

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Jova   
10 Apr 2008
UK, Ireland / Life in the UK for some Poles (sad article) [124]

I bet your one of those people who thinks they have friends.

That was hilarious :) I know I should probably remain solemn here (such a serious subject...) but that was really good :D
Jova   
11 Apr 2008
UK, Ireland / Life in the UK for some Poles (sad article) [124]

*Jova please note the sarcasm*

How could you ever even think I wouldn't? :P

Ok, i have some questions for the ladies on this forum who are completely against abortion. Let's say you just got raped. Would you actually keep the baby??? If so, why? Morals? Would you ever tell your child in the future?

I'm generally against abortion. However, I'm not an anti-abortion freak. I fully understand women who use their right to abort a pregnancy that was brought about by rape. I have no idea how I would beahve if I was raped and found myself pregnant.

I'm sure you can't imagine a greater emotional anguish.
I don't know if I would get rid of the baby (sounds awful) but I'm pretty sure I'd give it up for adoption. I can't picture myself raising up a child who's come into this world as a result of the worst possible crime committed against me. I don't even want to think about it!
Jova   
15 Apr 2008
Life / Horticulture in Poland [63]

I haven't the vaguest idea about horticulture, but Anne here seems to have developed quite a professional attitude...
Jova   
15 Apr 2008
Life / Where would you rather live in Poland? [54]

I opted for Gdansk as i think i would like to live in the coast

You couldn't have made a better choice, I assure you!!! :D
Jova   
15 Apr 2008
Life / Where would you rather live in Poland? [54]

Should I choose Gdańsk too? I've never been there.

Don't even hesitate!!! :)

hhhhmmm is that an objective view, lol :)

Absolutely... not :P
Jova   
15 Apr 2008
Life / Where would you rather live in Poland? [54]

Also i imagine that there is better weather there, for example more sun and probably hotter.

I wish you were right... Actually, Gdańsk and the coastal area in general is not as warm as Kraków or Wrocław in the summer. But the winters tend to be milder here...

And it's very often windy, which can be a real pain...

Poland is rain sun rain sun rain sun too

I'd go for a slightly different version:
rain rain rain rain sun rain ;)
Jova   
16 Apr 2008
Travel / Visiting Gdansk in July [9]

as anybody ever been to the Heineken Festival in Trój Miasto?Is it worth a visit, i like all types of music.

It's definitely worth visiting! I'll be there for sure :)
Look here: polishforums.com/heineken_festival_poland-33_16878_0.html - Heineken festival in Poland

does anyone know if there are go-carts around Trój Miasto?

There are, next to Multikino in Gdańsk. I went there two weeks ago - great fun!!!

Aqua Park in Sopot is cool too!

It's ok, although it's not great compared to some bigger ones...
Jova   
16 Apr 2008
Travel / Visiting Gdansk in July [9]

Tornado2007,
I just like the city and I think it's not worse than Kraków or Warsaw (certainly better than Warsaw) and worth visiting, especially in the summer!

I could write more but I really need to go now (I start work in 20 mins :]).
Jova   
17 Apr 2008
Travel / Visiting Gdansk in July [9]

Are they in the underground car park at Multikino Wrzeszcz?

Maybe they are and maybe they aren't... :/
Yyeeeeeessss
they are.
:)

I think i will visit the Heineken Festival then, some of my Polish friends are going so i will tag along with them :)

PF's representation is growing strong! :)
Jova   
18 Apr 2008
UK, Ireland / Why so many British can't spell ? [83]

Here you go, try this...English Language Test

Has enyone tried it??
I scored 41 out of 70! So depressing! Last time I achieved such a terrible result in a test was at secondary school - but that doesn't count (Mathematics :P)
Jova   
18 Apr 2008
Love / Why Polish girls are awesome? [141]

They can cook, they look good, they are pleasant people, they like children, they want to improve themselves

I can't cook and I don't really like children... Am I not Polish or am I not a girl? :P
Got a bit confused now...
Jova   
18 Apr 2008
Love / Why Polish girls are awesome? [141]

frankly just reminds me of the sad t**ts who go looking for Thai birds or mail order russian brides thinking they are going to get a "propar woman who knows who to treat a man.."....

Let us know each other before we have 'good time'! :D
Jova   
21 Apr 2008
Love / 5 ways to intimidate/ turn off a Polish or non-Polish men;) [93]

2. Not washing, ESPECIALLY DOWN THERE

Noooooo!!! That's unbelievable. You can't expect a girl to wash, particularly DOWN THERE. How selfish is that???

5. Sarcasm. I can't stand girls that use sarcasm to make you look thick. "Like duuuuh"

Haha! Now I know why people are afraid of me :/
Jova   
22 Apr 2008
Love / BLACK GUYS POLISH WOMEN [809]

P.S. if somebody comes back and calls me a racist or some other name relating to that then it clearly shows how un-intellegent you are, no matter what ethnicity :)

You racist!!! :P:P:P
Jova   
28 Apr 2008
Polonia / anyone been to St Petersburg? [51]

I am vomited

Wow, that's sth new! Doesn't happen every day! May I ask you to post your photo after being vomited? I assume you must have been eaten first - how come you're still alive???
Jova   
28 Apr 2008
Polonia / anyone been to St Petersburg? [51]

Are you trying to suggest that Polish-Russian relations must always be based on mutual resentment? Personally, I bear no grudge against Russians - why should I?
Jova   
28 Apr 2008
Polonia / anyone been to St Petersburg? [51]

Well, but of course SPb is a most butiful city you have ever seen!

It certainly is! I was impressed, really. I'll probably go there again this summer :)
Jova   
28 Apr 2008
Life / Where would you rather live in Poland? [54]

I'd love to see the icy Baltic sea

I'd love to see the icy Baltic sea
but it's not meant to be for me
da da da da da - dee dee dee dee dee
Oh people please please help me
:P

I asked my parents a dozen times to go to Gdańsk, i'd love to visit the Old Town. I'll go there someday ;)

Let me know when you're there, I'll show you round ;)
Jova   
29 Apr 2008
Language / pipka - stój - phonetic spelling/polish spelling [14]

"Pipka" is one of numerous Polish vulgar words for the female sexual organ

If "pipka" is a vulgar term then I'd like to know your opinion about the word "pizda" :/