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Joined: 15 Mar 2008 / Female ♀ 		Last Post: 23 Oct 2008
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Posts: Total: 172 / In This Archive: 130 		From: Gdańsk, Poland
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Jova   
4 May 2008
UK, Ireland / WHY DO POLISH PEOPLE THAT COME TO ENGLAND CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH? [118]

Maybe because those in Poland who have a good English knowledge have a good job in Poland and don't need to move to the UK...

That's the point. Most of the Polish people who go and work in the UK are poorly educated. If you've got a degree and know at least one foreign language, you can find yourself a proper job here, you don't need to emigrate.
Jova   
3 May 2008
Travel / The Tri City: I can see why you live here [17]

BubbaWoo

I really enjoyed reading your description of the Tricity!
I think it's the best place to live for someone who appreciates both the city life and closeness to nature. It's a perfect holiday destination in the summer.

I haven't lived here since I was born, I chose the place when I had to decide where to study and I'm absolutely satisfied with my decision.
Jova   
29 Apr 2008
Love / What is Sexy to men and women in Poland? [101]

lol your mad Jova if you find our language sexy!!! what must be going on in that brain of yours :):):)

What can I do? I can't help it!

no to what?? lol

It's not me who's frustrated here! (or so I hope haha)
Jova   
29 Apr 2008
Love / What is Sexy to men and women in Poland? [101]

I can help you out with that......... ;P

I'll hold you to that.

Why do people, especially English-speaking people find the French language sexy ?... It's a mystery to me :)

I don't know. But I also find British English extremely sexy! :)

Pourtant, je sais que la langue est plutôt belle, je la trouve plus belle que l'italien personnellement... ;)

Does it mean you personally prefer Italian??? :P (I really have no clue about French)

Jova said no.

Right you are! ;)
Jova   
29 Apr 2008
Love / What is Sexy to men and women in Poland? [101]

Merci, Polson. Vos mot aimables sont bons pour mon coeur americain. Beaucoup de benedictions!

Haha, je suis content de vous avoir rassurer, cher ami américain ;)

I do find the French language sexy but I can hardly understand it :/
Jova   
29 Apr 2008
Love / What is Sexy to men and women in Poland? [101]

A European would be even more stupid (than that girl) to think that all Americans are that ignorant.

That's true. You can't take responsibility for all the morons living in your country!
Jova   
29 Apr 2008
Language / pipka - stój - phonetic spelling/polish spelling [14]

"Pipka" is one of numerous Polish vulgar words for the female sexual organ

If "pipka" is a vulgar term then I'd like to know your opinion about the word "pizda" :/
Jova   
28 Apr 2008
Life / Where would you rather live in Poland? [54]

I'd love to see the icy Baltic sea

I'd love to see the icy Baltic sea
but it's not meant to be for me
da da da da da - dee dee dee dee dee
Oh people please please help me
:P

I asked my parents a dozen times to go to Gdańsk, i'd love to visit the Old Town. I'll go there someday ;)

Let me know when you're there, I'll show you round ;)
Jova   
28 Apr 2008
Polonia / anyone been to St Petersburg? [51]

Well, but of course SPb is a most butiful city you have ever seen!

It certainly is! I was impressed, really. I'll probably go there again this summer :)
Jova   
28 Apr 2008
Polonia / anyone been to St Petersburg? [51]

Are you trying to suggest that Polish-Russian relations must always be based on mutual resentment? Personally, I bear no grudge against Russians - why should I?
Jova   
28 Apr 2008
Polonia / anyone been to St Petersburg? [51]

I am vomited

Wow, that's sth new! Doesn't happen every day! May I ask you to post your photo after being vomited? I assume you must have been eaten first - how come you're still alive???
Jova   
22 Apr 2008
Love / BLACK GUYS POLISH WOMEN [809]

P.S. if somebody comes back and calls me a racist or some other name relating to that then it clearly shows how un-intellegent you are, no matter what ethnicity :)

You racist!!! :P:P:P
Jova   
21 Apr 2008
Love / 5 ways to intimidate/ turn off a Polish or non-Polish men;) [93]

2. Not washing, ESPECIALLY DOWN THERE

Noooooo!!! That's unbelievable. You can't expect a girl to wash, particularly DOWN THERE. How selfish is that???

5. Sarcasm. I can't stand girls that use sarcasm to make you look thick. "Like duuuuh"

Haha! Now I know why people are afraid of me :/
Jova   
18 Apr 2008
Love / Why Polish girls are awesome? [141]

frankly just reminds me of the sad t**ts who go looking for Thai birds or mail order russian brides thinking they are going to get a "propar woman who knows who to treat a man.."....

Let us know each other before we have 'good time'! :D
Jova   
18 Apr 2008
Love / Why Polish girls are awesome? [141]

They can cook, they look good, they are pleasant people, they like children, they want to improve themselves

I can't cook and I don't really like children... Am I not Polish or am I not a girl? :P
Got a bit confused now...
Jova   
18 Apr 2008
UK, Ireland / Why so many British can't spell ? [83]

Here you go, try this...English Language Test

Has enyone tried it??
I scored 41 out of 70! So depressing! Last time I achieved such a terrible result in a test was at secondary school - but that doesn't count (Mathematics :P)
Jova   
17 Apr 2008
Travel / Visiting Gdansk in July [9]

Are they in the underground car park at Multikino Wrzeszcz?

Maybe they are and maybe they aren't... :/
Yyeeeeeessss
they are.
:)

I think i will visit the Heineken Festival then, some of my Polish friends are going so i will tag along with them :)

PF's representation is growing strong! :)
Jova   
16 Apr 2008
Travel / Visiting Gdansk in July [9]

Tornado2007,
I just like the city and I think it's not worse than Kraków or Warsaw (certainly better than Warsaw) and worth visiting, especially in the summer!

I could write more but I really need to go now (I start work in 20 mins :]).
Jova   
16 Apr 2008
Travel / Visiting Gdansk in July [9]

as anybody ever been to the Heineken Festival in Trój Miasto?Is it worth a visit, i like all types of music.

It's definitely worth visiting! I'll be there for sure :)
Look here: polishforums.com/heineken_festival_poland-33_16878_0.html - Heineken festival in Poland

does anyone know if there are go-carts around Trój Miasto?

There are, next to Multikino in Gdańsk. I went there two weeks ago - great fun!!!

Aqua Park in Sopot is cool too!

It's ok, although it's not great compared to some bigger ones...
Jova   
15 Apr 2008
Life / Where would you rather live in Poland? [54]

Also i imagine that there is better weather there, for example more sun and probably hotter.

I wish you were right... Actually, Gdańsk and the coastal area in general is not as warm as Kraków or Wrocław in the summer. But the winters tend to be milder here...

And it's very often windy, which can be a real pain...

Poland is rain sun rain sun rain sun too

I'd go for a slightly different version:
rain rain rain rain sun rain ;)
Jova   
15 Apr 2008
Life / Where would you rather live in Poland? [54]

Should I choose Gdańsk too? I've never been there.

Don't even hesitate!!! :)

hhhhmmm is that an objective view, lol :)

Absolutely... not :P