Jova
23 Oct 2008
Genealogy / Average height of Polish women [107]
Depends on what shoes I'm wearing.
Well how tall are you, Jova?
Depends on what shoes I'm wearing.
Jova
22 Oct 2008
Jova
22 Oct 2008
Jova
7 Oct 2008
Life / Poems for Poland. [41]
I enjoy fancy language but it has nothing to do with poetry.
And yet it seems to have filled your writing to the core with ripeness in that sweet kernel of a line. :)
I enjoy fancy language but it has nothing to do with poetry.
Jova
6 Oct 2008
Life / Poems for Poland. [41]
Well... Who knows? Keep on trying :))
So I take it my poetry won't win you over then
Well... Who knows? Keep on trying :))
Jova
6 Oct 2008
Life / Poems for Poland. [41]
I have just graduated from so called "filologia angielska", thus, solely for that reason, you can be more than sure I have read loads of Keats, Pope, Gray, Wordsworth et al. However, I've not been converted to a poetry lover... Seems I'm insolently stubborn.
Make sure you read some Keats dear Jova
I have just graduated from so called "filologia angielska", thus, solely for that reason, you can be more than sure I have read loads of Keats, Pope, Gray, Wordsworth et al. However, I've not been converted to a poetry lover... Seems I'm insolently stubborn.
Jova
6 Oct 2008
Life / Poems for Poland. [41]
I've never been an expert on poetry. I've never liked poetry, actually...
Dunno if your poems are bad, they're just pompous to the limit ;)
Are my poems that bad :( ?
I've never been an expert on poetry. I've never liked poetry, actually...
Dunno if your poems are bad, they're just pompous to the limit ;)
Jova
6 Oct 2008
Life / Poems for Poland. [41]
"Englishmen, you're all so fuc*ing pompous, and none of you have got any balls. "
I know the majority of you are not English here but this quote sprang up in my mind the minute I read your poems :) hahaha
I'm not trying to accuse you of having no balls though... But you are extremely pompous indeed :D
"Englishmen, you're all so fuc*ing pompous, and none of you have got any balls. "
I know the majority of you are not English here but this quote sprang up in my mind the minute I read your poems :) hahaha
I'm not trying to accuse you of having no balls though... But you are extremely pompous indeed :D
Jova
2 Oct 2008
Love / I'm a turkish guy who thinks that polish girls are slutty [113]
Boo-hoo! Such an insult... I won't survive! Did she tell you this in order to console you? I bet a small penis syndrome can ruin a life... But goats aren't that demanding, are they? ;)
your mum told me your father had a tiny penis
Boo-hoo! Such an insult... I won't survive! Did she tell you this in order to console you? I bet a small penis syndrome can ruin a life... But goats aren't that demanding, are they? ;)
Jova
2 Oct 2008
Love / I'm a turkish guy who thinks that polish girls are slutty [113]
No wonder! Anyone would be interested in the only body part you can't see without a magnifying glass! :D
I'd rather keep it private but thanks for your concern ;)
they are interested about their dicks.
No wonder! Anyone would be interested in the only body part you can't see without a magnifying glass! :D
I'll provide a donkey if you let me film it.
I'd rather keep it private but thanks for your concern ;)
Jova
2 Oct 2008
Love / I'm a turkish guy who thinks that polish girls are slutty [113]
Phew! The truth about me has just been disclosed!
Anyway... I'd still prefer to have sex with a donkey than with you ;)
(osiol, don't take it too personally :P)
no, you pay farmers to have sex with their donkeys
Phew! The truth about me has just been disclosed!
Anyway... I'd still prefer to have sex with a donkey than with you ;)
(osiol, don't take it too personally :P)
Jova
2 Oct 2008
Love / I'm a turkish guy who thinks that polish girls are slutty [113]
Grannyf*cker? :P
Yeah... love it! ;) Even more than you do! ;)
an older woman
Grannyf*cker? :P
you like having sex with animals when you cant find men?
Yeah... love it! ;) Even more than you do! ;)
Jova
2 Oct 2008
Love / I'm a turkish guy who thinks that polish girls are slutty [113]
Goat farmers pay him not to shag their animals ;) Prevention is better than cure after all... ;)
Making kebabs doesn't generate that kind of income
Goat farmers pay him not to shag their animals ;) Prevention is better than cure after all... ;)
Jova
2 Oct 2008
Love / I'm a turkish guy who thinks that polish girls are slutty [113]
Ladies and gentlemen, a paedophile has just been revealed!
btw... How many goats? ;)
i f.cked 4 girls
Ladies and gentlemen, a paedophile has just been revealed!
btw... How many goats? ;)
Jova
2 Oct 2008
Love / I'm a turkish guy who thinks that polish girls are slutty [113]
Wooooooooow that's the best thread I've ever seen here! Love the contumely you throw at each other! :D
Keep up the good work! :)
Wooooooooow that's the best thread I've ever seen here! Love the contumely you throw at each other! :D
Keep up the good work! :)
Jova
30 Sep 2008
Life / "K*rwa"-why do young Poles find this word so cool ? [67]
I don't use foul language a lot but when I'm pissed off the word 'kurwa' comes in handy... and brings huge relief ;)
Once I went skiing with English-speaking people. I'm not extremely good at skiing and they were rather experienced so I had substantial difficulty keeping up... I tried using the 'f' word every now and then but it was only when I uttered the word 'kurwa' (stressing the 'r' sound) that I managed to feel the difference :D
I don't use foul language a lot but when I'm pissed off the word 'kurwa' comes in handy... and brings huge relief ;)
Once I went skiing with English-speaking people. I'm not extremely good at skiing and they were rather experienced so I had substantial difficulty keeping up... I tried using the 'f' word every now and then but it was only when I uttered the word 'kurwa' (stressing the 'r' sound) that I managed to feel the difference :D
Jova
28 Sep 2008
Genealogy / Do I look Polish? (Part II -- Much more detail than other topic) [109]
Oops, first of all I wanted to write white Caucasian... (wrong spelling).
Secondly, southern, I'm not trying to deny the obvious fact that European people are different. I was just pointing out the lack of logic in trying to specify how Polish noses or eyes look like. Polish people have all kinds of noses and all kinds of eyes (well, apart from the slanting ones) and saying "You've got a Polish nose" or "Your eyes look typically Polish" is nonsense!
Oops, first of all I wanted to write white Caucasian... (wrong spelling).
Secondly, southern, I'm not trying to deny the obvious fact that European people are different. I was just pointing out the lack of logic in trying to specify how Polish noses or eyes look like. Polish people have all kinds of noses and all kinds of eyes (well, apart from the slanting ones) and saying "You've got a Polish nose" or "Your eyes look typically Polish" is nonsense!
Jova
28 Sep 2008
Life / Gift for good luck/protection...any ideas???? [11]
A gift for protection...
An axe?
A baseball bat?
Pepper spray?
A guard dog?
A gift for protection...
An axe?
A baseball bat?
Pepper spray?
A guard dog?
Jova
28 Sep 2008
Genealogy / Do I look Polish? (Part II -- Much more detail than other topic) [109]
Oh come on!!! If I take a look at a few of my Polish friends the only thing I'm going to notice is that they all have completely different noses and eyes (all shapes and colours!!!). How can you possibly say "this is a Polish nose" or "these are Polish eyes"?? This is nonsense!!!
Judging from the pics, I'd say you look white Causasian and nothing more!
Eyes,nose polish,the rest is not.
Oh come on!!! If I take a look at a few of my Polish friends the only thing I'm going to notice is that they all have completely different noses and eyes (all shapes and colours!!!). How can you possibly say "this is a Polish nose" or "these are Polish eyes"?? This is nonsense!!!
Judging from the pics, I'd say you look white Causasian and nothing more!
Jova
8 Sep 2008
Polonia / anyone been to St Petersburg? [51]
Where do you belong then? :)
I can't say I belong in Moscow. :)
Where do you belong then? :)
Jova
7 Sep 2008
Polonia / anyone been to St Petersburg? [51]
I've already been to Moscow. I didn't manage to 'feel the difference' though because I spent only a couple of days there.
Not this year. But I visited St. Petersburg last year as well and managed to see the white nights then... :)
Next time we're wainting for you in Moscow to feel the difference
I've already been to Moscow. I didn't manage to 'feel the difference' though because I spent only a couple of days there.
Did you manage to see "belie nochi" (so-called "white nights")?
Not this year. But I visited St. Petersburg last year as well and managed to see the white nights then... :)
Jova
2 Sep 2008
Polonia / anyone been to St Petersburg? [51]
It's not as easy as with the EU countries, but it's not really hard. It wasn't that difficult for me... I just needed an invitation from the company that organised my stay there and the visa wasn't very expensive.
Arghh you're not the first one to assume the photos aren't mine! I just wonder why... Do I look like an unskilled photographer? :P
I did take them myself. What's more, I did it using a fairly sh!tty camera ;))
Seems I'm just talented :P hahaha
i've heard it is expensive and really hard to get a Permit to enter the country
It's not as easy as with the EU countries, but it's not really hard. It wasn't that difficult for me... I just needed an invitation from the company that organised my stay there and the visa wasn't very expensive.
some nice photo's there :) i can assume you did not take them yourself?? or am i wrong
Arghh you're not the first one to assume the photos aren't mine! I just wonder why... Do I look like an unskilled photographer? :P
I did take them myself. What's more, I did it using a fairly sh!tty camera ;))
Seems I'm just talented :P hahaha
Jova
2 Sep 2008
Polonia / anyone been to St Petersburg? [51]
Are you from St. Petersburg, Sasha?
The people were really nice, helpful, open and friendly.
Too many guys on the pull though haha ;)
There you go:
Are you from St. Petersburg, Sasha?
How did you like people there?
The people were really nice, helpful, open and friendly.
Too many guys on the pull though haha ;)
Would you post some pics?
There you go:
:)
:)
Jova
30 Aug 2008
Polonia / anyone been to St Petersburg? [51]
I spent four weeks there. Loads of photos and stories. Amazing city.
I spent four weeks there. Loads of photos and stories. Amazing city.
Jova
16 Jul 2008
Travel / Most Amazing places in Poland. What does it for you? [90]
The area of Morskie Oko and Czarny Staw. Breathtaking views. Not far from Zakopane.
Even though I still prefer the seaside ;)
The area of Morskie Oko and Czarny Staw. Breathtaking views. Not far from Zakopane.
Even though I still prefer the seaside ;)
Jova
10 Jul 2008
Jova
8 Jul 2008
Language / Bezele and Ciapaci [30]
I'd answer the same if sb asked me this question. The word is known thanks to the song but I don't think it means anything on its own. It certainly hasn't become a part of everyday slang vocab.
Yep, I'd say it's rather derogatory.
it was just a comedy trio and the word didnt mean anything.
I'd answer the same if sb asked me this question. The word is known thanks to the song but I don't think it means anything on its own. It certainly hasn't become a part of everyday slang vocab.
I dont think the word chapati is a very nice one !
Yep, I'd say it's rather derogatory.
Jova
8 Jul 2008
Language / Polish Acronyms & Initialisms [15]
nara = na razie (see ya/bye or sth like that)
3maj się/3m się = trzymaj się (take care)
nara = na razie (see ya/bye or sth like that)
3maj się/3m się = trzymaj się (take care)
Jova
2 Jul 2008
News / needing help about gg, it is offline [10]
Every time I experience this kind of problems I just reinstall the program. Should help :P
Every time I experience this kind of problems I just reinstall the program. Should help :P
Jova
13 Jun 2008
Travel / Most beautifull Polish City to spend your holiday? [12]
Gdańsk!!! Gdynia and Sopot as well... They're quite close after all... :)
Gdańsk!!! Gdynia and Sopot as well... They're quite close after all... :)
the old town