UK, Ireland / New BBC series following the lives of immigrants is looking for people [49]

Will there be any Cookery or Home Improvement involved? :) And when is Housecall coming back? :) Anxious licence fee payers demand answers.

Life / Help... only 14 or 15 more weeks to relocate to Poland! [6]

Rather as a means of A) forcing myself to speak Polish and B) So as to garner a true sense of what the average Polish man has to go through in order to make ends meet and to get a clearer sense of life in the frontline

Nothing but admiration for you mate. :)

Where abouts in PL are you going?

UK, Ireland / Polish registering with a UK doctor [8]

lol

It was mother's fault. She bought me an ala Descartes kitchen as a child. :)

In Poland, free treatment depends on you showing you have paid your ZUS health contributions

Thanks for the info.
It's not at all like the british setup then, I stubbed my toe. An ambulance will be with you shortly. You live where? Full riot gear, wait a minute the ones with squareheads and drainpipes are the good guys.

All part of the service and that follows us around, in a non stalker type way. Like a medical American Express, that'll do nicely. :)

UK, Ireland / New BBC series following the lives of immigrants is looking for people [49]

I hope that His Serene Calmness Nick Knowles will be cast in the lead. Without our Nick reaching out to you through the screen I'd have my doubts but, for that reason I'll remain optimisitic. Starting to sound like a dragon here.

Oh and don't forget the MDF clause.

Thanks for the reply earlier TT, appreciated. :)

Love / Why me? (made an idiot of myself at the club - the tall Polish man was married:) [90]

There is no such gravity... Newton just stood on the shoulder of a giant and banged his head on the apple, which just so happened to be innocently growing on a branch. It was Pope who made the whole apple falling thing up, apparently.

Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night;

God said "Sit under a tree" and the apple fell down, alright!

...trust me. :)

Love / Why me? (made an idiot of myself at the club - the tall Polish man was married:) [90]

No i'd say that's over eagerness, or disappointment, depending on your perspective. :)

Sorry, that never usually happens to me, shall we try again in 5 mins...ah Heart Beat is coming on, no, Nick Berry never disappoints you dear....

Love / Why me? (made an idiot of myself at the club - the tall Polish man was married:) [90]

I still say no, you can apparently get Heartbeat in space. (mir has UK Gold) No one can hear me scream. :)

Language / "Whatever" used as slang - Polish equivalent? [29]

Etam?
I hear it's died a death. <a thousand school girls and a few dyslexic cheese lovers ring the samaritans>

Love / The girl from poland i met ,i hope you dont meet a girl like this [59]


Tip of a very big iceberg mate. Best to leave it. :) Less hair pulling involved.

Besides, we all know what happened to the Titanic when that encountered an iceberg.
I just wish those guys doing the wreck dives would find that painting of Kiera Knightley. It'd look great on my wall. :)


lol

Sadly from his dones and don'ts, i'd say a Brit.

UK, Ireland / POINTS SYSTEM BEING INTRODUCED NEXT YEAR IN THE UK [25]


For a minute I thought this was a variation on the cannibalism 'Quick Meals For One' debate. :)

Carry on.

Love / Italian-American Guy and Polish Girl living in Chicago (I'm confused) [12]


Not if Flavio Briatore is to be believed. <shudders>

Language / "Whatever" used as slang - Polish equivalent? [29]


lol

You're coming on nicely mate!


Have you been watching Hitch again? :)

Love / Polish Attitude Towards Tantric Sex (& Family Planning) [46]

tantric

It's Judith Chalmer's standing on the street corners, paul xenon stylee, bathed in a red glow. :)
No that's not her skin, for once. She's just moved to Cumbria, near to Seascale I think. Wish you were here. Not half.

Feedback / Please don't spoil other peoples threads [20]


Not wanting to spoil someone else's thread, but please don't give a bad impression to those first timers by creating a new thread and not adhering to the rules of grammar. Rules are rules after all.

people's threads. They're very possessive so I hear.

Love / Are Polish women in serious demand by Western men? [43]


I thought you were in love with a pole. Or was that last week? :)

Love / Polish Attitude Towards Tantric Sex (& Family Planning) [46]


Roses and candles, check
Mood music, check
Brainiac in white coat....damn, where am I going to find one of them at this time of night. :)

Love / I met a Polish girl working in the canteen... [11]

Be at Waterloo Station next Friday at around 10am, carry a copy of Die Welt and look out for a leggy blonde carrying a replica Knut under her left arm. :)

UK, Ireland / Happy St Georges Day !! [10]

Well I spent the day looking English. Doing that sober is hard work, but I made it. <Reaches for Orange juice>

Love / The girl from poland i met ,i hope you dont meet a girl like this [59]

give her too little and she'll want someone else. It's a fine line you walk playing that game.

Love / Discussion about Polish Men's Tempers [103]


If what you say is true. It already is.

Love / Discussion about Polish Men's Tempers [103]

Hopefully you've bought some shares in Ibuprofen. Just so you can make a bit of money whilst you're waiting for the road to Damascus moment.

Love / Discussion about Polish Men's Tempers [103]






So just to recap the salient points.

You are with him because he's a decent guy who hits you, but you don't want to be with him and really want to find someone else in america or on the polish forums, but you can't so you're staying with him instead.

Anyone else suddenly feel like they're on Trisha (Oprah for you of an american persuasion)

Hmm. Good luck, I have a feeling you'll need it.

Love / Discussion about Polish Men's Tempers [103]

Ever heard about the boy that cried wolf?

You decided to tell us you were being hit etc. We all poured out our collective indignation, massaged your ego and said don't go back with him, he'll do it again.

You did your own thing anyway.

He's hit you again.

Now you say you want to leave but also you don't as he's decent blah blah

Fine.

Good luck to you.

UK, Ireland / The Welsh Language [14]


Yup. Thanks Daisy.

Always nice to be reinforced. :) Welcome aboard btw. I'd smile at you but, well ya know...

Travel / One day to spare: Gdansk or Wroclaw? [13]

Isn't that a coincidence.
I know a girl from the midwest too. If this one's anything like the one I know, you're on for a good few camels mate. :)

<grasps for the stay on topic life ring>

Lodz :D but then, im not a travel agent.

Life / Homosexuals in Poland / Hands off (PETITION) [797]

Just get the fab 5 to give him a work over Dec. :)

Life / Divorce rates in Poland [26]

Enough marriages and you never need to buy a single toaster in your entire life. Just think, with a bit of work, you need never set foot into Argos. Ever. Now there is an incentive. :)

History / Jews...and their Polish experience [520]

Don't let the facts get in the way of a good story. Everyone worth his camels knows that. Bubba, i'm shocked at you, I really am! :)

Language / Question about Polish questions ^.^ [4]

It's fine.

Fire as they bear.

Just remember the motto: One thread, One question. But with that in mind, go forth and open as many threads as you like. :)

Welcome aboard btw.

Love / Why me? (made an idiot of myself at the club - the tall Polish man was married:) [90]

Hello.

Is that the Dads To Go imporium?

What I need is a man who doesn't know me and is ready to settle down. Ability to function perfectly while on majority sleepless nights preferable. <furious pencil scribbling>

No, not for that reason. God, is that all you men think about?

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