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Joined: 16 Apr 2007 / Male ♂
Last Post: 30 Nov 2007
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Posts: Total: 319 / In This Archive: 251
From: Great Britain
Interests: carrying out my campaign of repression against the Admin staff and Moderators, apparently.

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Hueg   
28 May 2007
Love / HELP! SEXY POLISH FEMALE STUDENT ISSUES [57]

Don't be nervous. You're English, you already speak the language. The closest you'll come is probably sitting in a classroom that smells strangely of Old Spice and fear. :)
Hueg   
28 May 2007
Love / HELP! SEXY POLISH FEMALE STUDENT ISSUES [57]

Oh God I have far too much time today and had a big rant...

Maybe mate, but doesn't change the veracity of said rant!

Good post x2
Hueg   
27 May 2007
News / Polish/German/Russian relations [304]

My god Bratwurst Boy....The Germans really do have a sense of humour after all!!!

How many Jews can a German fit in a Volkswaggon?

6,000,000.....2 in the front seat.......2 in the back seat....and rest in the ashtray!!
Heehee!!!

Admin. Any chance of a ban?

Thanks
Hueg   
26 May 2007
News / Polish/German/Russian relations [304]

It was Bomber Command that bombed the hell out of those fearsome people!!

The bomber will always get through. In this case it's idiots. The guest posters are getting restless. Squadron scramble.

Now i'm pretty sure it said somewhere that this is an English speaking board. Yep that'll be it then.

Lucky Johnny Foreigner took the time to learn. Hard to shout and point over the internet. :)
Hueg   
25 May 2007
Life / Smoking ban - will this be coming to Poland like other EU countries? [183]

Just to add to W's good start.

I will tell you how it is in Poland... you wait at bus stop and there is often somebody who smoke around you, and he doesn't care about others... pubs? discos? eating places? cigarettes are everywhere :/ there is not many places with separated rooms for smokers. What can I say... I'm part-time smoker, but not by choice (and that sux) :/

This is not criticism. (Your english is 100% better than my polish) However, you said you'd like to have your English corrected, so here goes. :)

I will tell you how it is in Poland... (better would be: tell you what it is like in Poland) you wait at a bus stop and there is often (usually) someone who will be smoking around you and he doesn't care about others (anyone else)

Pubs? Discos? Eating places? Cigarettes are everywhere. There are not many places with (which have) separate rooms for smokers. What can I say... I'm a part time smoker, but not by choice (and that sucks)

hope that was some help mate. :)
Hueg   
24 May 2007
Love / Foreigner's opinion about polish ladies [304]

<cue Chris Tarrant>

What does Southern do with his truffles?

You've chosen A: Has them sniffed by pigs.

Is that your final answer?
Hueg   
24 May 2007
Love / Foreigner's opinion about polish ladies [304]

Roses aren't pornographic. Unless you mean those barrel ones. Very messy. You can't do it polite company, it goes everywhere Vicar.

Country Fudge Rector? hmm actually now you mention it.

<starts to write a stern letter of complaint>

I find it unacceptable that people can enjoy a nutty log openly before the watershed. I don't want my children exposed to this filth. Now it's even spreading to the internet. What is happening to the world?
Hueg   
23 May 2007
Love / BLACK GUYS POLISH WOMEN [809]

<Straps on the Kevlar and Ballistic Helmet>

OK AMY...READY.
Hueg   
21 May 2007
UK, Ireland / Brit Youths Protest Anti-Gay Poland [114]

that's Telescreen.
My money's on telefonitika. Forget p and q it's more rz and sz you want to watch. One false tongue movement and there will be trouble! We have skype and we're not afraid to use it.
Hueg   
21 May 2007
UK, Ireland / Brit Youths Protest Anti-Gay Poland [114]

No thanks. Hueg suits me just fine. I have a feeling that Sz is probably the only one that is nodding sagely at his monitor around about now.
Hueg   
21 May 2007
UK, Ireland / Brit Youths Protest Anti-Gay Poland [114]

be gay just don't act like it in public

yeah. even the king of the Jungle is doing it. There is a new entry in the dictionary and everything.

Dandylion. Noun Big camp cat. Large collars and an ironic roar.
Hueg   
21 May 2007
UK, Ireland / Brit Youths Protest Anti-Gay Poland [114]

Make me sick.... all of you!! ;)

You are restless dear one. Take my advice and meditate.

I have never seen such of a DISRESPECTFUL smiley. It offends me.

You are sick one my friend!
Hueg   
21 May 2007
UK, Ireland / Brit Youths Protest Anti-Gay Poland [114]

but what came out was a snake.

Oh god, is he going biblical on me? Or is it the whole anti gay thread messing with his zen. Mixed emotions.

Does anyone know if the polish for Spock is Lonestranger?
Hueg   
21 May 2007
UK, Ireland / Brit Youths Protest Anti-Gay Poland [114]

He is desperate to find something...

lol Normally i'd be eating doritos and enjoying the show but I can't have you misunderstanding the mind of Hueg. Actually, it was directed at Admin, who also thinks i'm persecuting him.

Wait a minute

He is desperate to find something

Were you that guy who seen dropping a bomb in a river and asked "What are you doing?" said "Fishing..." Blimey

Laughed until the tears rolled off cos I'd done a bit of fishing in the dim and distant using explosives.

This one looks to be the One yes and fairly fully-formed already by the look of it.
Hueg   
21 May 2007
UK, Ireland / Brit Youths Protest Anti-Gay Poland [114]

And this said by LoneStranger

Exactly so it must be true.

Amy, ignore our strangeloner here. His name after all says it all.

SL. I do hope Admin bans you for those comments and good riddence to you.

In fact, this is a formal complaint to admin.

Using derogatory language is strictly prohibited. Posters who use derogatory language towards other users will be banned.

Goodbye. Hope the door doesn't hit you too hard on the way out.
Hueg   
21 May 2007
Love / I cheated on my girlfriend (I'm British, my gf is Polish) [167]

lol

<opens the popcorn>

It's fable time.

Wasn't that the one where the french onion seller tried to obtain weapons grade plutonium from a middle eastern type and it turned out to be denatured.

Moral of the tale, always check who you're dealing with.
Hueg   
21 May 2007
Love / I cheated on my girlfriend (I'm British, my gf is Polish) [167]

Life isn't complicated, that's the easy bit. Mr Niger explained all that years ago we're just passengers.
Now quantum mechanics and how people can possibly believe Derek Acorah is real, that's the real leap Al.

We either do the right thing or we don't.

Be a man of principal. Fight for what you believe in. Keep your word. Live with integrity. Be brave. Believe in something bigger than yourself.

Nothing complicated in that.
Hueg   
21 May 2007
Language / I want to write/read/speak fluent Polish! [60]

My question is why should anyone in the U.K. have to learn Polish?

English people shouldn't have to learn polish and i'm sure none of the learners feel under such draconian pressure to do so. Conjugate the verb to go or else!!

I think they're fudging it a bit and doing it because they want to. That's the beauty of choice. The options are both available. Learning and the other thing not the melted sugar, condensed milk confectionery. Hmm now my sweet tooth is aching.
Hueg   
18 May 2007
USA, Canada / My personal (Polish) view on USA. [105]

Where in the US is the woo?

I dunno but if i had to stick a pin in a map, i'd put it near a certain member with a passion for the nautical's house. :)
Hueg   
18 May 2007
USA, Canada / My personal (Polish) view on USA. [105]

to bubbaflatcakes... lol

Nah BubbaRoadKill surely. Much more fitting :) Not that we want that to happen. Keep on trucking BW.