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Sorry, but it is too late here, I need to go sleep, let's postpone it to the next day? I bet this story promises to be funny and edifying!
"All is false" - I stated in my previous letter.
Indeed! One often feels called to God simply because one did not have any choice in one's childhood. As you may guess, thus suppresssd seeds of impiety are only awaiting their time to whirl society into the flagrant torrent of total sanctimony.
Here is account of eye-witness.
You know how difficult to make a dicision where to go on vacation. As soon as I had reached my sole and desired goal - vacation - this August, I, too, was confronted with such difficulties. Where should I go? But, I quickly came to decision - Israel! No visas, sea, sun - Shalom laolam! Almost in the same day I was there.
Soon, my bucolic pleasures on the beach, too little varied for my active mind, had begun to bore me.
The word "gay" is to strong to describe my propensities, simply I prefer muscular guys. Certainly you should know that such sort of men rather frequently visit gay saunas in search of bizarre pleasures. I am no exception.
During one of my visits there saw one guy who had earlocks! You should know it is some hair curls on the head of orthodox Jews. I was amazed! Orthodox Jew in gay sauna!? It is almost the same as John Paul II making the parsonic visit in seaport brothel !
Fortunately, I had Russian Jew gay couple living in Tel-Aviv within almost ten years as friends. Get decency away! I asked them aboyt this odd incident.
- "What happened? It must be that this poor guy confused the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem with the den of lust in Tel-Aviv by accident?" - I asked them after thet in the morning
- "Not at all" - was the answer
- "It is the common situation for Tel-Avivian saunas"
Next nigh I was in the same sauna but with my friends.
Suddenly Roman (such is the name of my friend) hailed me. Briefly I should discribe the situation. I was a small indoor crowded with men who had only the scrap of fabric around their hips.
- "Here is one Orthodox Jew and he is a frequent visitorin sauna. Being the offspring of one of the most wealthiest and powerful families of Israel - "Ko..an" - he is wery anxious for his incognito and visit sauna only under the cover of profound night. BTW, one of the Ko...an is a chief rabbi of Israel now. We call him on the russian manner - Yashka" - said Roman
-"He had an interesting peculiarity on his body. I shall try to persuade to show it for you" - he proceeded
We aproched to the man. He was the man in his fifties with clear Jewish features, read beard and obligatory earlocks.
- "Hi Yashka." - said my friend
- "This is our friend from Russia - Kostya" - Roman introduced me to the man
- "Could you show him your treasures?" - he proceeded
- "You are cute Kostya!" - Yasha replied
Then, the fabric was pulled down the fabric. This moment a real shock petrified me!
Man's penis bore huge "Prince Albert", on his groin was a tatoo of Nazi eagle with swastika in his claws!After that the man said me that he had done it as a result of intrinstic protest against strict norms of Judaic life.
