SeanBM
24 Aug 2009
Life / Haunted Homes in Poland [173]
As we all know ghouls like to party and if a spirit doesn't appear then you can get it together with your "friend".
Yes all that daylight interference with the spirit world or because you can not see well, your imagination races.
And it will make you look more attractive to the "friend" you are trying to impress in the first place.
So you can get it together with your "friend".
This is just foreplay.
"am I going to get laid tonight or is all of this just a waste of my time?".
Touch her lightly with your finger tips.
Put on a bit of a show, you are trying to get in to your "friend's" knickers.
Least you can do is go round lightly using your fingers, foreplay, she'll like it.
I think that is sound advise, never let a board control you.
Unless you want a bit of rough.
Wanna get naked?.
I think it would be inevitable, if the person is stupid enough to believe that they are going to pick up chicks with a "magik" board, then they are bound to spoil the whole thing by asking stupid questions.
Basically, it is a crock of ****, anyone who worries what a board tells them,
A. their friend will never shag them.
B. they have mental problems.
Don't ask because it is crap and won't work.
Hahaha, yep boards are not a source of lotto numbers, know why? because it is all crap,
Ouija, helping kids get pregnant for centuries.
Ah ha but read the rest of the same artical
Penn & Teller Ouija Board part 2
1.It takes two to Ouija. Usually one person is not able to work the Ouija. Get a friend to use it with you. A male and female is usually recommended.
As we all know ghouls like to party and if a spirit doesn't appear then you can get it together with your "friend".
2.Timing. Most practitioners suggest using the board at night when, they say, less interference is in the atmosphere.
Yes all that daylight interference with the spirit world or because you can not see well, your imagination races.
And it will make you look more attractive to the "friend" you are trying to impress in the first place.
3.Create some atmosphere. The Ouija is more fun if you darken the room and light some candles. Turn off the TV and any music to minimize distractions.
So you can get it together with your "friend".
4.Have a seat. The two users should sit facing each other, with knees touching if possible, with the board on their laps. Don't use a table.
This is just foreplay.
5.Decide on a questioner or medium. Even though both people can ask questions -- or anyone else in the room can -- only one of the users should be the medium (the one to formally ask questions of the board).
"am I going to get laid tonight or is all of this just a waste of my time?".
6.Place your fingers on the planchette. You and your partner should place the fingers of both hands very lightly on the planchette, or pointer.
Touch her lightly with your finger tips.
7.Move it. Purposely move the planchette around in a circle on the board for a moment or two to get it 'warmed up.'
Put on a bit of a show, you are trying to get in to your "friend's" knickers.
Least you can do is go round lightly using your fingers, foreplay, she'll like it.
8.Attitude. Don't let the board control the session. The medium should begin by announcing that the session will only allow an experience that is positive or toward a higher good and that negative energies are not welcome.
I think that is sound advise, never let a board control you.
Unless you want a bit of rough.
9.Begin simply. Start with a simple question, one that requires a yes or no answer.
Wanna get naked?.
12.Don't ask stupid questions.
I think it would be inevitable, if the person is stupid enough to believe that they are going to pick up chicks with a "magik" board, then they are bound to spoil the whole thing by asking stupid questions.
Avoid questions such as, 'When am I going to die?' If the board answers, 'in 6 months,' you might just worry about it needlessly.
Basically, it is a crock of ****, anyone who worries what a board tells them,
A. their friend will never shag them.
B. they have mental problems.
13.Don't ask for physical signs. Many experienced users warn against asking for physical signs that the 'spirit' is real or present.
Don't ask because it is crap and won't work.
14.Don't believe everything the board tells you. Just as with any other source of information, don't accept whatever the board says to be the truth or accurate.
Hahaha, yep boards are not a source of lotto numbers, know why? because it is all crap,
15.Close the board. This is an important step. When you're done with your session, slide the planchette to 'GOODBYE' and remove your hands.
Ouija, helping kids get pregnant for centuries.
Scientific explanation
So the boffins have admitted that it moves, but its not a spirit that moves it but ones Subconscious. Theyve got some crappy theortetical answer for everything.
So the boffins have admitted that it moves, but its not a spirit that moves it but ones Subconscious. Theyve got some crappy theortetical answer for everything.
Ah ha but read the rest of the same artical
The subconscious thought process may produce an answer that is different from what the user expected in their conscious thought process—thus perpetuating the idea that the board has "mystical powers". The Penn & Teller: ********! episode on Ouija Boards ran an experiment using unbiased participants. Questions were being asked to the late William Frawley with very strong answers. The participants were then blindfolded and the board was turned 180 degrees without their knowledge. With continued questioning, the planchette then traveled to bare areas of the board where the participants believed the "Yes" and "No" marks were located.
Penn & Teller Ouija Board part 2
