Slavs vs Germanics: Battle of the centuries

Do you sympathize with Slavs or the Germanics?

Erm....you should ask that on a germanic forum! Much more fun for you!

This is international forum.

Who ever offers me the most money.

:)

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M-G (once a Jew, always a Jew, eh?)

Germans have better cars.

Especially helpful at Grünwald...

And Slavs have better boobs.


And you will betray the dutch?

Germans do indeed have better cars. Imagine cruising in a Porsche to this,
Joe Satriani, Driving at Night

Germans are more reliable generally.

Depends about how much money we're talking.

:))

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M-G (money changes everything - the Smiths)

Yes,but Slavs have better vodka.No Lada enthusiasists?

Good to have during battles....*nods*

Vodka is calorific, much more than people realise.

Yes,Russians need this to fight properly.


While whiskey makes you slim,or?

Both. Or none of them... Dunno.

Whisky is a refined drink for sipping. Not a one-dimensional drink for quaffing.

Or maybe you do whisky shots in Greece? ;)

Seanus

In Holland we just pour it into a quart litre cola and then bottoms up until we can't stand up straight anymore :)

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M-G (likes bourbon)

I always wondered about the Dutch and their gay tendencies. Keep your bottom down when you are drinking with me, I'm not Freddy Mercury ;) ;)

:) I realised my mistake when I couldn't edit it anymore :S

But don't worry, I will keep my bottoms down, but it may be a little unhandy to drink that way; do you provide straws?

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M-G (will sip cola-whisky through a straw if it has to be like that - is very flexible)

I've heard of double chins but double bottoms? ;) Straw, what's that? ;)

Jajaja, I'm Dutch and I don't speak English anyway :))

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M-G (we will see who can stow away most whisky. See who's laughing then. Ha!)

You are inviting a Scotsman to a whisky drinking contest? Are you mad?

Seanus (always thought those tulips were opium poppies)

Just a little bit :)

But never ever underestimate Dutch drinking power! We gave the British Gin and we are used to Jenever, just as strong as Whisky ;)

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M-G (may the best man win. Goodnight!)

Slavs people are more individual the Germanic are more like robots let us mix them and maybe we can come up with perfect nationality that can drink all night and get up and go to work at 8 am.

HEY! I feel quite individualistic!!!

in other words, if we are to generalize, Slavs are normal people while Germans are a little bit idiots. See what germanization can do to one

Slavic pride....

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Slavs, naturally - we respect tradition and still drink mead:

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You behave more againsts Poles or Slavs in general then in favour of them. Your comments dont help, they demean.

I'm not sure if I agree with you on that one, Lodz. Southern generally excells in his drooling and frisky adoration of anything Slavic. Especially the women. But he is being treated for that and once that little issue in court with regards to that little stalking-incident is cleared and therapy has caught on, he will be good to go.

:)

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M-G (will send a "get well soon"-card to southern)

Let's see some main issues:
1.Nature.Slavic nature is far more advanced and attractive.Forests and rivers everywhere
2.Women.Here there are no comments
3.Drinks.Germanic vinegrad vs high quality vodkas and sliwowice
4.Food.At least slavic food can be eaten(without need for imagination)
5.Mentality.Slavic openness and freedom vs germanic realism,pragmatism and sticking to rules
6.Dances.Slavs among the most competent dancers in the world
7.Physical power.Slavs the strongest men in the world
8.Music.Slavic russky pop,disco polo and czesky country vs germanic songs of the Hamburg boaters.Even soviet songs are superior to the latter
9.Agricultural products.Milk slowianka vs milk Hitler.I will take slowianka.