Find a forum friend and then PM your future translations.
No the translations are fine. That was fun!
If he knows your profile name and password there it can be problematic :) I dont think you have anything to be ashamed of though, from what I have seen. Hope you are gonna tell us how your night went ;)
Haha... if he does read this, even though i've told him not to, then...
the night was rubbish - couldn't have been worse! haha ;-)