. Maybe I should move to Zabrze :-)
Oh man, no, no, no, don't do that.....proper kip.....imagine 1970s Manchester, but more grim and smaller, way smaller.....and more smog.
On the plus side, you'd be an exotic foreigner and the clunge would be wet for you instantly :P
Tellin ya, if I had know that pasty white guys like me were considered exotic and sexy I'd have moved here when I was 18!
They're mad for Western Europeans. ;)