People who wash there hands after taking a p1ss must have dirty genitals
That dirt comes from those grubby unwashed hands. You would probably get funny looks and maybe even taken away by the men in white coats if every time you went to the toilet, you then went to the sink and gave your tackle a good scrub clean. Especially if you didn't wash your hands at the same time.
I have a habit of opening toilet doors with the little finger. I just don't trust people smearing their filth everywhere. Speaking of filth, sometimes I even wash after reading the filth some people post on PF.
The Queen doesn't wipe her own arse, she's got servants to do that for her, then they butter her scones for afternoon tea
She lives like a true southerner.