When I didn't understand her brogue (accent) she closed her till, took me by the hand (I was younger then), walked me out into the street and indicated down the road and to the right. All done with a smile and great courtesy.
It's very hard to imagine that happening in a shop in PL - you'd be more likely to hear the assistant say that both the station and Glasgow don't exist and never have.
Apparently he's an expert on the British class system
Sarcastic as well as:
despite not even being British himself.