=Intrigued]Any social rules,
No social rules whatsoever.
Aah, one rule, though. When a Pole invites you to a stork hunt, don`t turn it down - he might get really pissed off.
=Intrigued]like I must wear certain clothes because it's offensive or whatever....?
No, you don`t need to wear anything. Most cities and towns in Poland are nudist-friendly.
Any etiquette I should adopt with the ladies/guys?
Yes. Never insert a finger without prior asking for permission. Otherwise, you might lose it.
Just general things please :)
Upon coming to Poland, hire a good donkey for transport. Choose one that is clean and the owner is sober.
=Intrigued]So I made a thread the other day, with several (90% useless troll answers)
What are you talking about?