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Couple Busted For Having Sex On Water Slide At Opoczno, Poland Amusement Park


Wedle 16 | 496
4 Dec 2011  #1
Security personnel at a amusement park in Opoczno, Poland, ejected two tourists earlier this week after they were caught joining the "water slide-high club" at the top of one of the attractions.

Facility cameras captured the incident, allowing park attendants to meet the naughty couple with buckets of cold water at the bottom of the slide.

"The women was filmed straddling her boyfriend and starting to make love before the pair shot down the bright blue tunnel, in what must have been a breach of the water park rules," Metro reports.

Officials with the park escorted the man and women straight from their "tunnel of love" to the park exit, without allowing them to retrieve their clothes, according to the Croatian Times.

"They were at it for a good five minutes before anyone realized what was going on," one lifeguard said, according to The Sun.

The photo of the couple is now circulating among European tabloids.
OP Wedle 16 | 496
4 Dec 2011  #3
Here is the video from the Huffington post

huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/02/couple-busted-sex-on-water-slide_n_1125572.html
smurf 39 | 1,982
4 Dec 2011  #4
hahaha, very funny.
Patrycja19 63 | 2,700
5 Dec 2011  #5
That's just gross.

yep.. especially at a water park where kids are playing.. what a couple of dumbarses..
grubas 12 | 1,391
5 Dec 2011  #6
Oh come on.What's the big deal?None of you had ever sex in a public place?
Patrycja19 63 | 2,700
5 Dec 2011  #7
not on a water slide where at least a good 50 people are watching , majority of them kids.. thats just
sick.. who gets off while kids are watching has some issues.. that puts up red flags with me.

go into a bathroom or something, not on a water slide.. some people have some really sick fantasies..
its not like the park was empty.. you dont like kids watching you do you grubas??

that wouldnt be cool if your kids were watching now would it.. kids should be kids, not watching dumbarse
adults play out their fantasies on a amusement ride.. go into a bathroom or behind a tree or actually get a cheap
hotel room.. WTF.
BLS 65 | 188
5 Dec 2011  #8
WTF indeed!
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
5 Dec 2011  #9
Well, you know how it is when a woman can't wait......
But seriously, it's very inappropriate to have public sex like that. Those two still have monkey brains. I'm guessing they are German tourists.
rozumiemnic 8 | 3,671
5 Dec 2011  #10
yeh I heard German women are insatiable
time means 5 | 1,310
5 Dec 2011  #11
I'm guessing they are German tourists.

Certainly not Americans as they are not fat enough.
ShawnH 8 | 1,498
5 Dec 2011  #12
go into a bathroom or something,

So which other public places have you fulfilled your desires in?

My personal favorite took place in a Croatian forest off the road from the beach.
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
5 Dec 2011  #13
I heard German women are insatiable

My empirical experience is that only 2/3rds are. Of course every now and then, they tell me they cannot walk for a few minutes........

Certainly not Americans as they are not fat enough.

Lol, unfortunately true.
time means 5 | 1,310
5 Dec 2011  #14
Fair play Zimmy, i will add Brits to that as well.
Patrycja19 63 | 2,700
5 Dec 2011  #15
So which other public places have you fulfilled your desires in?

shawn, I am more a private person.. and what are you saying, that its ok for the general
public to view your intimate time with you loved one.. no wonder theres pedofiles out there, cause
they see idiots screwing all over the place in public so they go find themselfs children to prey on.

shyt like that should be more private.. kids could be watching, and my personal opinion, I think thats
just sick.. a woman or man, get your arse out of your head for a moment.. is it really that important to
get off on a waterslide?? come on..

what ever floats your weiner.. Now I have a different view of you, cause if you think its ok to see this
in a place where lots and lots of children play and are playing, babies with parents swimming , and of course
we all know what happens on the sheets, so its going into the water where all these people are swimming
and what if they have some kind of VD?? how do you know she wasnt a prostitute?

you think thats a desire to be fullfilled .. that can be fullfilled in a private place, would you say that if it was
two guys on a water slide?? YEAH>> thats what I thought.. theres a time and place and its not in
a amusement park.. I hope they have to pay a hefty fine, stupid idiots.

Better then that, I hope they have to drain that pool/waterslide and scrub the hell out of it with bleach..
ShawnH 8 | 1,498
5 Dec 2011  #16
and what are you saying

Patrycja, I agree with most of what you are saying. I too have a couple of young kids which I wouldn't want them exposed to that nonsense.

My question was not meant to infer you would enjoy said activities in front of a public audience. For the record, my example took place in an extremely secluded area, far, far away from prying eyes, so I would like to think that I am not quite the sick puppy you now feel that I have become.
aphrodisiac 11 | 2,444
5 Dec 2011  #17
don't blame you really. It it usually to cold or too many policemen in Canada. Btw - I have heard that students have sex on regular basis in the Robarts library at UofT in order to relive pre exam stress and there is a pool in TO when people do the same, so.........;)

On topic.

I watched that video and as far as I know the couple could not be identified according to Polish news.
Patrycja19 63 | 2,700
6 Dec 2011  #18
For the record, my example took place in an extremely secluded area

u did ask me a personal question, some might want to indulge , my view of the whole incident is disgusted.
I apologize if I come across to strong with my views.

the thread is not on what I have done.. so I dont really feel like discussing personal things.

I am glad yours wasnt out in the open , if they had shut the park down and these people were alone
like after hours. I dont think my reaction would be so strong, but they are around little kids.. I draw
the line right there..

glad you see my point, I see yours as well.

there is a pool in TO when people do the same, so.........;)

well. I dont doubt it, they wreck their own town so why not screw in the pool too.. lol
ShawnH 8 | 1,498
6 Dec 2011  #19
I apologize if I come across to strong with my views.

I've "known" you for too long Patty to hold it against ya. Cheers.

the thread is not on what I have done.. so I dont really feel like discussing personal things.

But the thread would die a quick death if it wasn't put in context. The idea of making whoopee in public spaces (IMO) isn't exactly black and white. In an area where you could be discovered by Children, not cool. In an area where you could be discovered by adults, maybe not / maybe cool, depending on your personal comfort level with it all. In an area where you are virtually guaranteed to complete the act in complete privacy? Hell ya! Go at it!

why not screw in the pool too

Leaving "residue" in a public area where sanitation is a concern is not cool.
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
6 Dec 2011  #20
Hey, remember that thread about the woman who claimed her daughter got pregnant while swimming? Hmmmmmm, maybe, nah, never mind.

I've had sex in unusual places as well (it was her fault) BUT never in public in full view. That is a breach of ethics and worse so some sort of fine should have been levied on that couple.
Patrycja19 63 | 2,700
6 Dec 2011  #21
I've had sex in unusual places as well

we all have, shawn wants me to come out with it.. fine.

it was in a car, thought no one was looking, Apparently the night sky doesn't cover it all..

anyways, I seen lights flashing and thankfully we got dressed before they actually seen.

someone called the police, we werent in view, least we didnt think so.. and I realize young kids/lovers
will do it at the moments notice..spontaneous is good , but not at amusement parks.. with people, and
little babies, kids, etc etc.. that was like letting kids watch pûrn without the TV.

Leaving "residue" in a public area where sanitation is a concern is not cool

I agree.. lol as PP said "GROSS"

I've "known" you for too long Patty to hold it against ya. Cheers.

Cool Shawn. Cheers.
Natasa 1 | 580
6 Dec 2011  #22
Who didn't have sex in public spaces, and kids, as far as I know have to gravitate by law of physics and positive law around parents, otherwise they are misbehaving or having irresponsible, uniformed or simply stupid parents, there are usual 'hot' spots, known for bigger likelihood to ran into (kind of) primal scene.

Freelove. Parents of the kids should keep them on the short leash if they fear for the noxious effect of the love scenes. I don't believe in it.
Patrycja19 63 | 2,700
6 Dec 2011  #23
there are usual 'hot' spots, known for bigger likelihood to ran into (kind of) primal scene.

does that include a amusement park?

waterslides where parents are supposed to feel their kids are "safe" from the effects of the primal scene.

you dont have kids yet,, so you still have the carefree mindset.. which is fine.. but I can say things change
once you do.. then you would understand.

if they had closed the waterslide down and removed visitors to another area of the park or rented it
exclusively for their romp then who cares..

what if it was you in the water at the bottom of the slide and the two idiots not watching cause they are
screwing came down the slide full force while you have your year old baby in your arms playing and spending
time with them all the sudden two carefree monkey slam into you and the baby and dont even think twice cause
they are not about to care about you, but who is chasing them to get out of the park?

They didnt care about safety , much less sanitary safety.. if your ok with it,, then good for you.. I find it
nasty.. and now a days you cant be to careful..

it was a area for families.. they deserve a good fine. idiots.
PlasticPole 7 | 2,649
6 Dec 2011  #24
Maybe their punishment should be spending a week in the local zoo where they can act like animals and no one will care?
Natasa 1 | 580
6 Dec 2011  #25
They didnt care about safety , much less sanitary safety..

I never heard about death caused by sperm or vaginal secretion lying in ambush on the street. Or illness.

Situation you have in mind are very unlikely events. p< 0.000000001
time means 5 | 1,310
6 Dec 2011  #26
much less sanitary safety

I wonder how many people pissed in the pool that day?
Patrycja19 63 | 2,700
8 Dec 2011  #27
I never heard about death caused by sperm or vaginal secretion lying in ambush on the street.

I didnt say death now did I! nor did I refer to it or mention it.

your ok with it, thats fine, Im not. hope they get screwed by the authorities. ( I am sure they will get something)

I wonder how many people pissed in the pool that day?

one of the reasons I dont go to public pools anymore.

but the thread is about a couple busted having sex.. not pool peeing punks.lol

thats another thread..
joepilsudski 26 | 1,389
8 Dec 2011  #28
Good, they were thrown out...You don't have sex in an amusement park, in public...I am sure that if they were so aroused, they could have found a more private spot to do it in...Another sign of the classlessness and cheapness of current culture.
JonnyM 11 | 2,621
8 Dec 2011  #29
Check out the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens in the Eighteenth Century. Or Les Tuileries. Shagging in the park is nothing new. But a water slide is real innovation. A bit risky too.
ElJefe
6 May 2019  #30
I know this is an 8 year old thread...but I'm just saying, I think it's fake.

1. I can't find any water park in Opoczno, Poland. The closest one is in a city of larger or comparable size.

2. Any reasonable water park will have a lifeguard at the top of the slide, to space out riders so that nobody lands on top of the last rider. I've very skeptical that someone could "go at it" at the top of a slide without being noticed for 5 minutes. 10 seconds would be more likely.

3. Nothing traces back any farther than one of several tabloids. What is the name of the park? What is the name of the person speaking for the park? What is the name of the couple?

At best, this is sketchy reporting. At worst, someone took a photo of a girl straddling her boyfriend and concocted a fake story from it.

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