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Polish Mom claims daughter got pregnant from swimming in pool!


Trevek 25 | 1,699
25 Mar 2010 #151
it's crazy but many people believe it's actually possible.

We had a teacher at secondary school who told a story of a girl who, when she got pregnant swore she was a virgin. It was later found she had an intact hymen. That said, I suppose a committed sperm doesn't need to use the entire rocket ship if it has another launch pad... (whatever that means).

I wonder if the subsequent colour of the baby reinforces the case.

Maybe she should just check that it's really sun-cream she's rubbing on.
aphrodisiac 11 | 2,437
25 Mar 2010 #152
Maybe she should just check that it's really sun-cream she's rubbing on.

eew........
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
25 Mar 2010 #153
I probably could make a lot of money by creating "Sperm-Off"; a placebo like substance that can be sprayed directly to the affected area to prevent pregnancy. Probably millions would believe in it.
HYSTERICAL
2 Apr 2011 #154
Leave it to a polish mother to think her child is a saint and could do no wrong. And...to come up with something so utterly rediculous to avoid the obvious...even if it does make her sound like an uneducated simpleton!
Crow 160 | 9,098
2 Apr 2011 #155
i am curious what would Polish mom say if her daughter suddenly declare during the diner: `i am in love with Serbian, i am pregnant and name of our son would be Ratko Racow`

mom would be very proud or would eventually died instantaneously from heart attack. No third option
joepilsudski 26 | 1,388
2 Apr 2011 #156
Polish Mom claims daughter got pregnant from swimming in pool!

Listen, that sperm came out of something, and I say that something was a whuj attached to a man who was in pool at the same time.
JonnyM 11 | 2,611
2 Apr 2011 #157
It's more about what the chuj was in, pool or not.
EM_Wave 9 | 310
25 Nov 2011 #158
ha ha priceless! how embarassing... mrs Kwiatkowska should just acknowledge the fact that her daughter is a little kur**

Pot calling the kettle black...
johnny reb 50 | 7,434
5 Sep 2016 #159
Maybe she innocently picked up a very used towel in the locker room and used it vigorously. :-/
She most likely hooked up for a quickie when Mom wasn't looking though.
Dreamergirl 4 | 273
5 Sep 2016 #160
Polish men produce a lot of sperm though
terri 1 | 1,663
5 Sep 2016 #161
What a good idea. For all those couples where the wife cannot get pregnant, let the man come into the swimming pool and hey presto.
johnny reb 50 | 7,434
5 Sep 2016 #162
The fish in the ocean are complaining about this too as there has been an over abundance of mermaids lately.


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