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Polish Mom claims daughter got pregnant from swimming in pool!


Mr Grunwald 33 | 2,207
19 Aug 2009 #121
what pool?

but which? :-o ...

No idea, that isn't the matter. The matter is nobody (allmost) belive the story about a sperm wich is made for entering a vegaina, did enter the vagina of a 13 year old girl. Still can't exclude the fact that it may have been a rape the little kiddo don't want to talk about.
Myszolow 3 | 157
19 Aug 2009 #122
It annoys me! Feels like I killed the thread :

Perhaps you did? ;)

Or, on the other hand, maybe everybody else was in bed when you posted? Or maybe everyone's said what they wanted to say and the thread has become boring?

In my opinion it would be impossible to get pregnant swimming in a pool with a costume on. And if she was swimming without a costume on, she would probably be capable of "bumping into" a stray erection as well. :p)
mvefa 5 | 591
19 Aug 2009 #123
can't get pregnant when the girl's on top. gravity

Unless the guy shoots far ;)

This is all bullcrap! how can sperm survive chloride, swim throught the bathing suite (that is if she was wearing one) squeeze between her 13 year old virgin vagina.

It is just nonsense.
Michal - | 1,865
19 Aug 2009 #124
It is common knowledge that all Polish girls are very free when it comes to men. She obviously slept with an Arab and is pregnant. To hide her guilt, she has lied to her mother about the swimming pool incident. After all, how many thirteen year old girls want to admit to a Roman Catholic Polish cow that she is already a slut?!!
Myszolow 3 | 157
19 Aug 2009 #125
After all, how many thirteen year old girls want to admit to a Roman Catholic Polish cow that she is already a slut?!!

Oh. I know this one. Three. ;)

There's a bit of a shortage of Roman Catholic Polish cows this year though. The price has gone through the roof. :p)

Anyone considered the possibility that she got pregnant before she went away?
aphrodisiac 11 | 2,437
19 Aug 2009 #126
There's a bit of a shortage of Roman Catholic Polish cows this year though.

what about Polish Catholic bulls;)?????
Myszolow 3 | 157
19 Aug 2009 #127
what about Polish Catholic bull;)?????

Plenty of that around all year round (excuse me for the tiny edit ;) )
SeanBM 35 | 5,793
19 Aug 2009 #128
Polish Mom claims daughter got pregnant from swimming in pool!

Maybe it was the ghost of the swimming pool?.

Oh no, because ghost's can't do that.
They can only mess up your CD collection and do a spot of interior design.
SzwedwPolsce 11 | 1,594
19 Aug 2009 #129
we should play Cluedo to guess. Was it Professor Plum with his lead piping rod ;) in the lounge?

Cluedo yes.

But no... It was the pool boy, with the kiełbasa, at the poolside.
Ajb 6 | 232
19 Aug 2009 #130
amazing! haha
dnz 17 | 710
19 Aug 2009 #131
I guess they start young here and get progressively worse with age....
Myszolow 3 | 157
19 Aug 2009 #132
Maybe it was the ghost of the swimming pool?.

Maybe she wasn't wearing a swimming costume but jeans?

Messing with the gene pool?
Mr Grunwald 33 | 2,207
19 Aug 2009 #133
I stand by my theory.

Or, on the other hand, maybe everybody else was in bed when you posted?

It was 16.00 something then, unless everyone posting here are americans...
Myszolow 3 | 157
20 Aug 2009 #134
It was 16.00 something then, unless everyone posting here are americans...

Post #159, according to forum time, was made at 02:12, which is when most UK or Polish based people will be in bed. Hence my comment.
peterweg 37 | 2,309
21 Aug 2009 #135
Also if anyone of such supposed guys know everything "a sperm can't last that long" well then, how long does a sperm last?

Sperm either floats or sinks in water. It coagulates into lumps.

It doesn't, however, swim through cold, disinfected water through swimming clothes (quite thick and with a gusset) and into a virgins vagina.

Sperm tends to be very, very welcome when its already inside said Vagina and ejecting from a pretty boys cock.

Number of women impregnated via traditional method: several billion. Number impregnated by swimming pool method 1 (allegedly).

Odds of swimming pool method of conception - several billion to one, if not more.
plk123 8 | 4,138
22 Aug 2009 #136
Odds of swimming pool method of conception - several billion to one, if not more.

the odds are 0/100 actually.
Michal - | 1,865
22 Aug 2009 #137
As far as I am aware, human sperm is rather like the AIDS virus in the sense that it can not survive outside of the human body. Any male sperm in a swimming pool would be dead anyway. however, with most Poles pretty poor it would seem a good way to try and earn some free cash from a Muslim society. The Poles are very clever at exploiting other people's weaknesses.
KWnorow - | 22
23 Mar 2010 #138
Does this only happen to Polish girls?
king polkagamon
23 Mar 2010 #139
No,Czech girls wear condoms when they swim.
Crow 160 | 9,098
24 Mar 2010 #140
ah those mothers
Seanus 15 | 19,672
24 Mar 2010 #141
I don't know what was swimming more, the sperm or the daughter! It's a funny tail ;)
KWnorow - | 22
24 Mar 2010 #142
That is just too funny king!
joepilsudski 26 | 1,388
24 Mar 2010 #143
Polish Mom claims daughter got pregnant from swimming in pool!

OK, possible, but she must have had something tucked up in her swimsuit bottom at the same time.
plk123 8 | 4,138
24 Mar 2010 #144
OK, possible,

wtf???? crack bio 101, eh?
Crow 160 | 9,098
24 Mar 2010 #145
I don't know what was swimming more, the sperm or the daughter

that`s the good one
Seanus 15 | 19,672
24 Mar 2010 #146
The pool was sectioned off for being overly fertile. They reduced the quantity the next day. One would have thought a bank a more likely place to get sperm.
Crow 160 | 9,098
25 Mar 2010 #147
The pool

its a kind of magic pool, fertile, suitable for insemenation. Many woman would come for sure. It is good as long as women are interested only. Hopefully no man would come to get pregnant. But, you never know, this world is crazy
aphrodisiac 11 | 2,437
25 Mar 2010 #148
you are still spinning the story? Amazing;)
frd 7 | 1,399
25 Mar 2010 #149
I remember that during my civil defence subject lessons in primary school teacher told the girls they should be careful while using the bathtub and sitting on the toilet after somebody, I think he mentioned swimming pools too..
Seanus 15 | 19,672
25 Mar 2010 #150
Yeah, hygiene is so important. I always wipe the toilet seat before using it at work. Swimming pools are that bit harder as you have to open your mouth sometimes.


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